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Derrick the Exotic Pigeon-"an avian of extraordinay extravagance"

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Derrick the Exotic Pigeon-"an avian of extraordinay extravagance"

Hello, I'm Derrick, a well-to-do, educated pigeon, follow my adventures and you may learn something.

15/10/2023

Hi folks, today I'm eating out at a fancy dinner. This place is very extravagant and the who's who of social set can usually be spotted here. On special days they have special guests come in and play the organ that you see behind me. This fine instrument sounds incredible and with the acoustics that this room provides is absolutely incredible. I highly recommend you pop in for a spectacular meal and a spiritual organ recital.

11/10/2023

Hi folks, today I'm at the fun park, these are much like the water park but without the water or the drunk lady. These marvelous wonders are filled with rides and contraptions to test the skill and bravery of those willing to put their life on the line for glory. Feats of daring do and amazement can often be sighted, along with tragedy and sometimes even death, for those that are foolhardy to try and recklessly conquer these behemoths, without assessing the consequences of their actions. Please folks, take care.

08/10/2023

Hi folks, today I'm at the Adelaide Soccer Academy. This is a place where all the top soccer scorers come to hone their skills. It's a very secretive academy and entry is by invite only. The large fortified walls are there to stop the paparazzi and opposing teams from stealing their highly rated training techniques. I wish I could have shown you more, but even my presence was making the security guards nervous.

02/10/2023

Hi folks, last night I was invited to an intimate soiree at an exclusive location. Attended by the best dressed and most intellectual minds this country has. In this modern fast paced world, where people look for social influencers for the answers, let me tell you folks that these people behind me are the influencers behind influencers. However there was one suspicious looking chap who I suspect was probably under the influence and didn't even want to look at the camera. I suspect that he was a gate crasher and I think he probably even knew the drunk lady from the water park.

24/09/2023

Hi folks, today we are embracing the arts and culture of this fine metropolis. And nothing says entertainment and fun times more than this fine establishment that I'm standing in front of. The Squatters Arms has been culturing patrons for years and it's on the bucket list for many a entertainer. It's reputation is stuff of legends and many a great artist often bypasses this part of the country because they can't perform at the Squatters. Don't let it's rustic old world exterior fool you, as inside these walls are state of the art world class furnishings with an equally impressive menu... do yourself a favour and make your way to this Arthouse Extravaganza... make sure you book first to avoid disappointment.

23/08/2023

High folks, today I'm at the water park. These wonders of the modern world are a site to behold, the engineering and scale of these aquatic behemoths are something truly special. Tourists flock from all across the country to marvel at mankind's creation. In fact I even had a very pleasant conversation with a young lady, who I suspect may have been drunk as she kept repeating herself as to where I should go next and how to get there.

30/07/2023

Hi Folks, today I'm in the wild country. Behind me are some hopping bush goats and this is as close as we can get to these man/pigeon eaters. They may look harmless and cute but the death toll that these carnivorous killers make each year is the stuff of nightmares. Only the stupid would want to risk life and limb/wing anywhere near these Goats from Hell.

04/07/2023

Hi folks, found this life-size portrait of a prehistoric pigeon painted on the side of an ancient water tower. Luckily for us these monterous demons of the sky died out in the last ice age with the only evidence of their existence left are primitive scrawlings from pathetic cave dwellers of a time long ago.

11/06/2023

Hi folks, here I am at the lion park. This place is not for the faint hearted as inside these fortified walls are fierce man killers, kings of the jungle... the mighty lion. Although I didn't see any, that doesn't mean that you can't be too careful around these cunning beasts as they are known for their camouflage techniques and taste for human flesh..... luckily I'm a pigeon.

03/05/2023

Greeting good folk, today we are the Adult Shop. Now this shop isn't for everyone, it's a special shop for parents, no kiddies allowed. Inside this place of wonder are all your parenting needs, there's dress up costumes, informational DVD's for parents and funny shaped crayons of assorted colours. I even saw a large plastic fake lady with a funny shaped mouth. Even though I don't have any teeth, I did try some of the toothpaste. I wouldn't recommend it, it wasn't minty at all, in fact it was rather disgusting, must be special adult toothpaste.

30/04/2023

Greetings folks, here I am standing outside a Men only clubhouse. These fine and well-appointed facilities can be found in most areas and are a great source of information. For example this one here had phone numbers for people looking for fun. It also had large round holes installed in between cubicles, one could only assume this was for sharing snacks and conversing with fellow club members. And finally, there was a large steel water feature fitted to this one that also had pretty blue cube shaped rocks sitting in bottom, it looked and smelt delightful.

27/04/2023

Greeting folks, Found some clucking pigeons in my travels today. I like you all to meet Betty and Audrey. These two fine ladies are world leaders in the protein distribution business and are always scratching around for new ways to improve productivity and market share. I love their industrial chic look that they have in their workplace, these ladies are truly inspirational.

24/04/2023

Salutations good folk and welcome to my very own page. Follow my travels around this fair land and you might just learn a thing or two about fine dining, culture and interesting places to visit. I'm no regular pigeon, I can talk, sing and dance and hold conversation.

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