'mr. j creative'

18/03/2020

panic pie purchasing please...

12/03/2020

wiping out the tp shortage, one square at a time...

to cash in on this current toilet paper shortage i have a plan to make sure everyone has access to top quality tp.

buy a pie, get a free square.
buy a pasty, get a free square.
buy a sausage roll, get a free square.
and buy 3 sweet slices and get one free, plus get an extra square. free!

and it won’t be the low quality single ply tp. i’m talking the 3 ply velvety smooth as smooth top shelf shizzle. as i offer the best pies i can, i’ll offer the best squares i can.

question is. should i call this promotion ‘i can spare a square.’ or ‘wipe it forward’?

‘spare a square’ this saturday at the montville market. or ‘wipe it forward’ 7 days a week at the maleny pie guy hq on maple st…

27/02/2020

phone me for good pie...

every business gets complaints. and i’ve received my fair share lately. complaints of the maleny pie guy hq being too busy at times. busy times when your good hungry selves wait to be served within a queue, therefore causing a footpath disturbance.

so to remedy this fact, i give you this… 5403 4027.
and that, my hungry, queuing friends is the maleny pie guy hq hotline.

use it to see what specialities i shall be baking today for a drive-by collection.
use it to speak to one of my wonderful staff, to put your coffee order in, ready to grab and go.
or use it to prank call me to see if i do liver. (as i do do liver locally to local business’s, strapped for collection time, in need of pie guy goodness).

please. help me make footpath disturbance a thing of the past at 13 maple street, maleny. from today. from tomorrow. from 7 days a week…

19/02/2020

new permanent members of staff...

13/02/2020

will you be my valenspie?

06/02/2020

once you pop, you can't stop!

22/01/2020

get ya mates down for roulette this saturday...

16/01/2020

good pies deserve great music...

one of the best things about throwing your own party is you get to choose the music. so i chose elye. and here’s some reasons why...

‘i am an emerging sunshine coast musician who is passionate about contributing to the diversity of the australian music scene. i am 20 years old and have been playing the guitar for five years and the violin since i was eight. i have been involved in both group and individual performances, having been a member of the sunshine youth orchestra and the woodford opening ceremony orchestra, as well as currently performing solo through gigs all over the sunshine coast. my repertoire spans classical, australian roots, celtic, blues, covers and originals, with a preference for instrumental pieces. i currently play gigs and busk at local restaurants, venues and markets on the sunshine coast with my greatest inspiration being the roots artist, john butler!’

he’s a young one, but a good one. see here
https://www.facebook.com/elyejaymusic/

if you have a good appetite for great music, get to the maleny pie guy hq to hear elye play from 10am, saturday 25th jan...

in other news, i’ll be baking fresh at witta market this saturday...

09/01/2020

give gold. get sauce. cross fingers. get vouchered.

02/01/2020

party. party like a party sausage roll!

i’m already open. but it wasn’t grand enough. so i’ll be having a grand (re)opening of sorts. and you are invited.

you are invited to have a party with me, my staff and my little shop. ‘cos there will be plenty o’ party sausage rolls and plenty o’ spinach, feta and macadamia rolls to go ‘round. i’ll be baking them throughout the day, so make sure you try one. or two. or three…

26/12/2019

beside the maleny pie guy, there stands the maleny pie guy's wife...

this wife is one of the reasons i managed to get the maleny pie guy hq opened in time for today. this wife said "go for it!" when i noticed this space was up for grabs early november. this wife supported me for 50 days (and nights) while i set out the design, sourced funding, applied for council approvals, project managed the fit out, moved out of maleny lane and into 13 maple street and helped negotiate the lease while looking after our 3 little girls. high fives all ‘round to miss o!

today marks the first days trade at the maleny pie guy hq. if you missed it, don’t worry, as i’ll be open another 364 days until next christmas, when i shall close for the day and have a day off. and i’ll be open another 29 days until i have the maleny pie guy mates of maleny grand opening on saturday 25th of january. more to come…

ps. another round of high fives all ‘round to the in-laws and mother pie guy for helping in any which way they could. and did.

19/12/2019

i’ve been a good pie guy. I asked santa for a new shop. he will deliver. just in time...

this boxing day, 2019. 7 days a week. more to come.

in the meantime. maleny lane this friday, saturday and sunday. witta market this saturday...

12/12/2019

a christmas carol to savour...

every year, just before christmas time, just before the maleny christmas carnival, i have a christmas tradition. i bastardise a christmas carol to my liking. this year, the carol formally known as, silent night…

giant bite, wholly bite
all is yum, all is right
in yon pasty, sausage roll and pie
grass fed beef so tender and piled
eat each heavenly piece
eat each heavenly piece
giant bite, wholly bite
son of god, this tastes alright!
gravy streams all over thy face
i don’t care as thee has an amazing taste
jesus, look at my girth
jesus, look at my girth
giant bite, wholly bite
my belly yearns at the sight
at the best lookin’ pies by far
tongue and tastebuds sing hallelujah
as pie for dinner is on
as pie for dinner is on!

start the christmas feasting early by heading to the maleny christmas carnival friday night, montville market on saturday and then maleny lane all weekend…

05/12/2019

free festive gift wrapping available...

christmas is fast approaching and you probably have that one (or two) friends or relatives that are near impossible to buy for. no need for a gift voucher, no need to buy novelty socks. how about a maleny pie guy pie?!

the maleny pie guy pie range comes in a variety of flavours to satisfy the most near impossibles to buy for. there’s crowd pleasing steak and caramelised onion pies, eat on the run real sausage rolls or vegan pasty options. and during this festive time, they can even be gift wrapped, free of charge!

fill your stockings all weekend at maleny lane. stuff your sack at crystal waters market this saturday…

28/11/2019

ice cream. this is where i stick it...

21/11/2019

looking for more work...

i’ve got a few places where i put my pies, pasties and sausage rolls to work. the maleny dairies kiosk, maleny iga and the maple street co-op to name but a local few. but i want more. ‘cos idle pies are the devil’s dinner.

so i want your help to pass around my pie guy cv. put in a good word, on my behalf, at your local café, food store or petrol station. or let me know where else i should put my pies to work. happy to travel. happy to sample. ‘cos if you get my pies in your local café, store or station, you get my pies in your local café, store or station.

you can find my pies at their regular job all weekend at maleny lane this friday, saturday and sunday…

14/11/2019

equality matters...

you may notice, if you’re a gluten free forager of sorts, that the gf versions, of the non gf versions, are generally smaller than the non gf versions. my gf sausage rolls and gf spinach, feta and macadamia rolls used to fall into that category.

but.

not.

anymore.

as i recently stumbled across the sausage and spinach, feta and macadamia roll anti-discrimination act 2019 that states that all savoury rolls are to be created equal. and i’m proud to say, they’re now compliant.

grab yourself a gluten free version, of the non gluten free version, without sacrificing size, all weekend from maleny lane. or head to witta market where all sausage and spinach, feta and macadamia rolls are created equal…

07/11/2019

my maleny mates...