25/11/2023
Trail Network Review: Wild Mersey Railton entrance
TLDR: Some good stuff in there, but we really didn’t like the “Techy Flow” trails.
We’d been trying to get to Wild Mersey for a while. On my last Tassie MTB trip before COVID we got close but some of the group didn’t want to ride there because they heard it was mellow (how wrong they were). Initially the layout is hard to get your head around, multiple trail heads, multiple trail networks over multiple towns. On holiday in Tassie all other places I can think of are a lot easier for initial navigation. One trailhead, one logical route to start your ride. Here we had a choice. So we picked Railton, drove to an empty carpark and started our ride. Over the next two days we’d do two rides over two days to experience the network.
The first thing we noticed was the “courageous” choice to put the trail head car parks nowhere near the trails. It made navigation initially a bit tricky as there was parking on the maps but they weren’t near the squiggles of the trails. Maybe that’s why I chose Railton first, there was a green close by. We climbed Teleport, a nice easy green with some lovely rockwork on some corners to Newbed road. Then we turned out on the road and started riding down the road. On bitumen?! What the hell? Almost one kilometre along the bitumen road before turning into the trailhead part 2 and Super Hornet.
One thing that became quickly apparent was with the spread out nature of the network regardless of your ability there is often only one trail ahead of you. Super Hornet was a blue/green “Flow” ish trail with some berms in some rough shape. There is once “Instagram” feature that you know was just made for social media. We didn’t see another structure like it on the rest of the network. A step gap onto a ramp with a gap off the end.
So far Teleport was lovely, Super Hornet was in rough shape and we’d turned onto Easy Tiger which was a lovely connector to the longer and bigger climb Pony Up. There were some really nice sections of trail and it felt like a great XC, Trail riding network so far. The maps we’d initially looked at had Railton and Shefield as seperate where actually they were opposite ends of the same network. From the top of the Pony Up we could easily drop into the lovely Woodhooker or Sweet Caroline. But as our car was parked at Railton there was only one option, the “Flow Techy” Gnarvana.
Flow Techy sounds a bit oxymoronic to us, but I think it’s two words to say “It’s got everything”. It certainly did have everything, kinda all jumbled up. Very rarely on modern trails do you feel like you have no idea what the trail builder was thinking. This Blue had some big ass none rollable gap jumps mixed in with some random rocky sections and drops. To get the doubles you need to be at full gas but then the other stuff should be tackled a lot slower unless you know the lines. Did we mention this was a Blue rated trail?
Gnarvana felt like it was built with malice, to try and get you to crash. A mate describes this style as “Big Dick Energy” (we’ll call it BDE). We all know BDE, it’s the one thing that isn’t in shortage in MTBing. On comments online, or some trail building, you get this BDE. On shuttle buses where guys are telling others how easy something is, “you just need to ride more like me.” That’s BDE. Making a blue trail that isn’t a blue, that is actually a Black, if you know how to ride it, BDE. There isn’t any BDE at Maydena or Derby because they don’t need to, there is hard lines for people to ride, so they make blue trails for blue riders. This Blue rated trail should have projected structures and been more consistent in themes, instead it was one nasty surprise after another. In it’s existing layout it would potentially be OK on a shuttle run where riders can do lots of laps and figure it out, but this is buried in the back of our trail loop and it’s not optional. If you want to return to your car, you need to ride this.
Writing this over a week after finishing our trip I can say Gnarvana was easily our least favourite trail of the trip. It was no surprise talking with other riders of lots of stories of people hurting themselves on this trail. We climbed Back to School and down Echidin’ Me. I loved the tech climbing on Back to School and there was some beautiful sections of trail. I saw some other markers but it was only once back at the car I realised we’d missed a 10km loop I’d wanted to ride called Raptor Ridge. The map I’d taken a photo of for reference at the trail head was out of date and didn’t have it on it. FAAARK. We’ve heard from other trail riders who say it’s a good trail loop with no Flow Techy. To be honest we actually thought the best descending trail was the last Green Hornet into Railton. We’d maybe come back to ride Raptor Ridge but with Gnarvana dominating the network from this side the reality is we’d probably ride elsewhere. We left a bit disappointed wondering what the next days riding on the same network from the Sheffield side would be like. We didn’t see any trail descriptions so we could figure out which trails were Flow Techy and avoid them. It was going to be interesting.