18/01/2025
You all mocked me for being too scared to try the slide on Oasis of the Seas... but let me tell you, I did lose a bet and agree to go down a waterslide as a result.
Funny story, I am what I would call - at best - a lapsed catholic. There was catholic school, and catholic upbringing, but only until about age 9.
After that it was all strongly secular, and I never thought of church again.
Until that slide.
Yep that one right there.
As my 8 yr old laughed at me, and I shot down into the dark tube, suddenly as clear as day, every prayer I ever learned came rushing back.
"Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death"
Big Turn. Big Bump.
"OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAME, THY KINGDOM COME"
Ahhhhhh why is it so fast!! My heart can't handle this!!! WHAT IS THE WEIGHT LIMIT IN THIS THING!?!
"HAIL MARY MOTHER OF..."
✨️SPLASH✨️
I survived. I survived. *does the sign of the cross*. Oh sweet baby jebus.
Bo, waiting me for as he somehow beat me down in the twin slide beside mine; "How was it?"
"Fine. Not fine. I found Jesus in there for a minute"
Bo: Huh? 🤔
"Nevermind. Let's go eat."
..and that folks gives you a little insight into why I will not be able to provide you with reviews of the more exciting offerings on the cruise.