Hello everyone and welcome to Mr Oiiiiiii's delivery service where your food is your craft. "What you talking about bruv?"
Im talking about Mc Donald's chips with KFC gravy or a foot-long sub wrapped in a 18 inch pizza with stuffed crust. Whatever you think will taste great we will do the leg work so your taste buds can experience what's on your mind without you having to leave your home. "Yes br
uv what u saying where you?"
I'm in central Feltham waiting for your order sir. Decide what you are having from any restaurant, cafe or fast food joint in Feltham, Bedfont, and some parts of Hounslow and Hanworth.
2. Ring or text 07415612311 to place your order (or if you have any questions).
3. We will then send you a price (£3 or £4 service charge on top of your order depending on the distance)
4. One of our oiiiii riders will come to your house in order to collect the money. We will also ask to take a contact number just in case of any problems. We really don't want to disappoint you.
5. We will now ride to wherever you have sent us so we can order the food (if possible we will call the restaurant and get them to prepare your order so its ready for when we get there).
6. Your meal will be delivered in a temperature controlled transport box. This insures your pizza stays piping hot and your drinks nice and cold.
7. OIIIIIIII we have arrived at your doorstep with your lovely munch yum yum and enjoy.
