The life adventures an shennanigans of Dave.

The life adventures an shennanigans of Dave. hello hoomans my name's Dave aka just a kitten living his best life�

Morning hoomans Dave here it's been a while since I posted mum wouldn't let me have her phone ,tbh I would of probably o...
07/09/2023

Morning hoomans Dave here it's been a while since I posted mum wouldn't let me have her phone ,tbh I would of probably of eaten it,mother women thought I would stop when I got me big teefs but I'm still like a little piranha🤣🤣.well I've been up to allsorts as usuall.i helped mother women decorate the living room by taking the wallpaper off,didn't like the colour an it wasnt very tasty an the glitter made me bum itch🤣🤣so the hoomans put this big square thing there with them things on(trophy's)what papa gets when he goes to catch fish with that big stick thing oh an a nice plant....it's bloody plastic!!don't ya know I likes to munch on grass,still had a munch on it,was bit tough an spiky tho.i am now banned from being in the living room in the daytime while the hoomans go to this place called work oh an at bedtime but gives me an excuse to jump all over the hoomans heads at 4in the morning like a trampoline when I've clearly been starved all night,don't ya know I need my breakfast or i'll waste away,imma ringing childline(after kicking my tray an biscuit bowl round the kitchen)🤣🤣.
Well these two blokes turned up this morning to wash the big square things,didn't like em much,I swear they were washing them with a cat🤔😮(window cleaners)I hid behind the sofa,they ain't kidnapping me an putting me in no bucket nope no uh uh,imma telling papa when he comes home, I'm most miffed,mother women had to get me out with some treats an give me a big cuddle.
Anyway hoomans I'm off for a nap,the big burny things out yet again,mum looks like her heads going to explode,must look after her,her fault for being a ginge,papa thinks it's hilarious🤭😂.too tired to beat the sister grump up today,altho I loves her abit nowadays even tho she still gives me a good slap round the head,well she shouldn't eat my dinner,she's fast asleep snoring her whiskers off,I'll annoy her later an wait for papa to get home,how dare he leave me all day,still sit an whinge on the window in the morning till he waves bye to me😂😂,I loves him an I'm still his little prince🤣♥️.
Stay safe hoomans,keep cool.
As always much love purrs an headdbunts Dave.
Ps I'm still the baby don't ya know(not such a baby now).

Oh an I've added comments on my photos as well😊.

26/07/2023

Today I have decided to be an absolute idiot.i dunno what this stuff is mum's put in my poo loo dunno whether to eat it,play with it or p*e on it,dunno if I like it,it's like sitting on a tree,bugger it imma gonna take it out the poo loo an kick it round the kitchen floor an take mother women some an make a formal complaint🤣🤣
Ps it was clean an I'd not had a p**p on it before I took it to mother women🤣🤦🙈.

26/07/2023

Morning hoomans Dave here.yesterday mum said I had to get a job cause imma growed up now an need to pay for the mountain of treats I eat everyday.soooo I decided I want to be a furniture removal cat🤣🤣.no idea where I was going with this an the training was rubbish,imma calling the health an safety blokey today🤣🤣.
Ps I got posh burfday tea I had chicken with spinach an tomatoe,it sent me a bit whappy an I bounced off all the furniture like a kangaroo for an hour,brushed the stairs with me claws an did grand Prix round the house when dad went to bed,how dare he go bed he needs to watch telly with me🤦🙈 but still it was yummy😋.slept on mother women all night,till I was hangry at half past 4this morning an she needed the furry butt in the face,wakey wakey women it's brekky time!!🤣🤣.anyway it's nap time,it's exhausting cause imma baby don't you know😊.
Have a fabulous day.much love an purrs ❤️.

I never do this..or lick butter off the lid,or steal cheese,or try an stick me feet in dad's sandwiches(sorry dad)or rol...
25/07/2023

I never do this..or lick butter off the lid,or steal cheese,or try an stick me feet in dad's sandwiches(sorry dad)or roll round on mother women's feet wailing cause I've not been fed for 15minutes,or try an open the cupboard door imma good boy(often banned from the kitchen at teatime nowadays)🤣🤣🤦🙈.

Oohhhhh Ive been looking on that tinterweb thingymabobby an I've found some t-shirts imma gonna buy with my purrket mone...
25/07/2023

Oohhhhh Ive been looking on that tinterweb thingymabobby an I've found some t-shirts imma gonna buy with my purrket money for mother women an papa(dunno if I can pay with chronched up dreamies but I'll have a go),they even look like the purrents,who'd have thunkt it I thinks they need them then they can have me an sister grump with them wherever they go,cause how dare they go out an leave us unsupervised all day,imma ringing child line again🤣🤣❤️

I'm too cute for my own good(this is why I get away with everything)even tho I do look like I've been at mother women's ...
25/07/2023

I'm too cute for my own good(this is why I get away with everything)even tho I do look like I've been at mother women's steroids(her air bags don't work properly🤣🤣)an been weight training on the cat tree for weeks🤣🤣what can I say I'm a growing boy,I'm a baby not so much a baby don't ya know(chonky)I'm not fat I'm just furry🤣🤣❤️❤️.

Pffft this is what happens when dad doesn't give me any sweets...I help myself🤣🤣.🤦🙈..Ps no Dave's were harmed in the tak...
25/07/2023

Pffft this is what happens when dad doesn't give me any sweets...I help myself🤣🤣.🤦🙈..
Ps no Dave's were harmed in the taking of this photo🤣🤣.

25/07/2023

Just casually loafing around doing one of my fav things,watching the hoomans driving the big beepy noisy thing an emptying all the big dirty boxes in the street..they normally give me a wave as they go past don't think they saw me this morning how rude🤣😭🤣.

Morning hoomans.dave here.ive been bit quiet on fluffbook lately I blame the mother women she's been lazy an been at tha...
25/07/2023

Morning hoomans.dave here.ive been bit quiet on fluffbook lately I blame the mother women she's been lazy an been at that place called work how very dare she not give me her phone to post on my page I'm famous don't ya know..well today is my half year burfday(dad says it doesn't exist-mother women says I can have all the burfdays I want).6months of being an idiot,chewing stuff,beating up sister grump,wrecking the house,biting toes,eating everything (I call it sharing-sharings caring an generally being spoilt rotten(mother women says I'm her pudding,dad says I'm his little prince(but I'm still a knobhead🤣🤣),I know they both love me really I'm a spoilt boy.so today I shall be mostly eating dreamies,sofa surfing an living my best life like the prince I am(oh an mother women says I can have a special tea wahooooo( not anything the purrents are eating ie not mum's chips an cheese,curry,kfc sandwiches or dad's sweets(plus the wrappers-mum found my stash under the sofa🤣🤣).
So have a fabulous day p*eps.stay safe.as always big loves,purrs an headbumps ❤️❤️.

Afternoon hoomans Dave here.well I've had a busy couple of days.uncle John came to see me yesterday,I liked him,he smell...
10/07/2023

Afternoon hoomans Dave here.well I've had a busy couple of days.uncle John came to see me yesterday,I liked him,he smelled of furry feets as well,he told me I was a good boy,I did show off abit an do my fabulous parkour skills round the whole house,even sister grump liked him an gave him a head bump,nearly fell out me cat tree with shock🤣.I was not happy when he went home,I plonked myself on the kitchen floor,then had a spin round(I do this when I can't get my own way)an had a right of whinge about it,how dare my new friend leave me get back here now an fuss me an that uncle bushie bloke does as well.like me dad's hoomans.soooo I consoled myself by waking mother women up on an off all night cause I wanted cuddles an love,with various comments of get off me head,get your foot out my nose,get your bum out my face cheers Dave,I was only trying to get comfy oh an I was hangry🤣.mother women looks like a giant wotsit atm or my fav orange ball,she disappeared off out satday an when she came back boom different colour how did that happen an she smelt funny,she keeps telling me it will wash off,dad was howling,can't say what she looked like cause I'll get a FB ban,but no way am I washing it off for her🤣.talking of washing she's got this new purple thingy,looks like a giant purple spider,she kept dunking it in this bucket like she was trying to drown it an swiping it on the floor,not sure I liked it an ran an hid behind the sofa,poor spood,awww well saves me eating it,got me some extra treats tho cause I'm just a baby don't ya know❤️anyways I'm off for my afternoon nap for a few hours till me dad comes home so I can sit an wait for him whoop whoop even tho he does stick his feet in my face an I give him the teefs of terror🤣.have a good day p*eps.much love and purrs ❤️

Today I am helping mother women with the housework.fair enough I'm throwing more on the floor than I'm helping an rollin...
07/07/2023

Today I am helping mother women with the housework.fair enough I'm throwing more on the floor than I'm helping an rolling around stuff cause it's clean an all mine the purrents don't need clean clothes they have to smell of me it's my house they're my servants,but mother women's let me off. I was a very clever boy in the night,mother women was asleep an she was breathing bit funny,so I trampled on her face an sat under her chin an woke her up,had to use her blue puffy thingy that makes a weird noise,gave me a big cuddle an lots of kisses an said I was a good boy,yay no fear super Dave's here hooman saved....Oohhhhh does that mean I get extra treats today,course it does,untill then I'm off to chase this pesky moth round the house an bounce of everything like a furry Powerball🤣🤣.stay safe in the big burny thing today p*eps.much love an purrs divvydave❤️

Nope I am absolutely not moving out of my plastic boat an imma having a sit down protest till me dad comes home,I'm his ...
06/07/2023

Nope I am absolutely not moving out of my plastic boat an imma having a sit down protest till me dad comes home,I'm his little prince don't ya know an I'm not listening to the mother women an gonna pretend I'm watching a fly or thinking of my tea🤣🤣

06/07/2023

Afternoon hoomans.today me an the old grumpy furry one have decided to be nice to each other for 5minutes,mother women had snucked off out while we were asleep,how dare she,but she did bring me back some bananas,me loves bananas😋.got slapped off the worktop for twerking in the grumpy ones face,she doesn't appreciate my dance moves one bit,but waiting for her made mother women happy an she called us good kids...bahahaha wait till bed time,fire up the furry feet vroom vroom 🤣🤣🙈🤦❤️❤️.

MOTHER MOTHER!!!!!!send help there's an absolute disaster happened,my favourite balls drowning in here I must get it out...
02/07/2023

MOTHER MOTHER!!!!!!send help there's an absolute disaster happened,my favourite balls drowning in here I must get it out right now🤣❤️🤣.

This week's new game I've invented is hiding in the washing up bowl🤣🤣don't think I quite got the hang of it might need a...
02/07/2023

This week's new game I've invented is hiding in the washing up bowl🤣🤣don't think I quite got the hang of it might need a few tweaks.mum told me off cause I tried to get in it while it was full of water an the fluffy stuff apparently I'm not supposed to like water,me likes it best when I can go paddle in the big water shed upstairs but I'm banned from that as well🤣🤣🙈🤦.

02/07/2023

Morning hoomans..the mother women bought us some new toys they were all mines but I decided to be nice an share them with the big sister grump an play nice for a change inbetween wrestlemania🤣🤣❤️❤️.

An this is how we roll after a hard day being the gangsta of the gaff,chasing off unwanted homies(moths),bit of raiding ...
27/06/2023

An this is how we roll after a hard day being the gangsta of the gaff,chasing off unwanted homies(moths),bit of raiding the treat cupboard,bare Knuckle fighting with the sista from another mister an graffitiing the house(shredding the post)🤣🤣.
It's a hard thug life🤣👊🤦🙈❤️.
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24/06/2023

I loves a good belly rub an a cuddle in the morning with the mumma❤️,even if I do try an chew her hand off,I'm getting me big teefs now,mum calls me bitey boy,I can't help it everythings,a giant chew toy at the minute,got to keep her on her toes an catch her out,she can't tell me off I'm far too cute.talking of toes excuse mum's big feet,dad says they look like witches feet,mum says dad's got Shrek feet🤣🤣🙈🤦.gotta love the big pair of idiots.living my best life❤️.

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Today I have decided to be an absolute idiot.i dunno what this stuff is mum's put in my poo loo dunno whether to eat it,play with it or pee on it,dunno if I like it,it's like sitting on a tree,bugger it imma gonna take it out the poo loo an kick it round the kitchen floor an take mother women some an make a formal complaint🤣🤣 Ps it was clean an I'd not had a poop on it before I took it to mother women🤣🤦🙈.

Morning hoomans Dave here.yesterday mum said I had to get a job cause imma growed up now an need to pay for the mountain of treats I eat everyday.soooo I decided I want to be a furniture removal cat🤣🤣.no idea where I was going with this an the training was rubbish,imma calling the health an safety blokey today🤣🤣. Ps I got posh burfday tea I had chicken with spinach an tomatoe,it sent me a bit whappy an I bounced off all the furniture like a kangaroo for an hour,brushed the stairs with me claws an did grand Prix round the house when dad went to bed,how dare he go bed he needs to watch telly with me🤦🙈 but still it was yummy😋.slept on mother women all night,till I was hangry at half past 4this morning an she needed the furry butt in the face,wakey wakey women it's brekky time!!🤣🤣.anyway it's nap time,it's exhausting cause imma baby don't you know😊. Have a fabulous day.much love an purrs #divvydave❤️.

Just casually loafing around doing one of my fav things,watching the hoomans driving the big beepy noisy thing an emptying all the big dirty boxes in the street..they normally give me a wave as they go past don't think they saw me this morning how rude🤣😭🤣.

Afternoon hoomans.today me an the old grumpy furry one have decided to be nice to each other for 5minutes,mother women had snucked off out while we were asleep,how dare she,but she did bring me back some bananas,me loves bananas😋.got slapped off the worktop for twerking in the grumpy ones face,she doesn't appreciate my dance moves one bit,but waiting for her made mother women happy an she called us good kids...bahahaha wait till bed time,fire up the furry feet vroom vroom 🤣🤣🙈🤦❤️❤️.

Morning hoomans..the mother women bought us some new toys they were all mines but I decided to be nice an share them with the big sister grump an play nice for a change inbetween wrestlemania🤣🤣❤️❤️.

I loves a good belly rub an a cuddle in the morning with the mumma❤️,even if I do try an chew her hand off,I'm getting me big teefs now,mum calls me bitey boy,I can't help it everythings,a giant chew toy at the minute,got to keep her on her toes an catch her out,she can't tell me off I'm far too cute.talking of toes excuse mum's big feet,dad says they look like witches feet,mum says dad's got Shrek feet🤣🤣🙈🤦.gotta love the big pair of idiots.living my best life❤️.

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