Mardy Mabel

Mardy Mabel Mardy Mabel ~ Sardonic greetings cards and gifts. www.mardymabel.com

twitter.com/mardymabel Not that it takes a lot, mind.

Tube journeys, slow walkers, crap tea, ex-boyfriends, sh*t friends, quarter-life crises, empty promises, annoying flat-mates, chatter-boxes, the down-right f**king cheeky and the eternally optimistic are just a few things which wind Mardy Mabel up. Rather than punching people in the face, Mardy Mabel decided to channel her rage and rancour into craft so that others could share her rants with frien

ds, enemies and fellow public transport users. From handmade, vintage-looking greetings cards and postcards to tea towels, mugs, badges, aprons and tube rant totes, there’s a sentiment for pretty much every grumble you’ve ever had and every encounter which has left you blustering for a biting remark. And Mardy Mabel knows you often have these thoughts. Celebrate all the important moments in life – birthdays, pregnancies and friends finally dumping those boyfriends you hated – with wry witticism rather than soppy sentiment; wear your annoyance at those twee ‘baby on board badges’ on your chest; vent your tube annoyances by proclaiming them on your tote bag for all offenders to read. Mardy Mabel is here to help you celebrate and express your inner mard.

I’m having a clear out of my Mardy Mabel stock!Over on Mardy Mabel’s instagram (), the car boot sale has started. Head o...
19/11/2023

I’m having a clear out of my Mardy Mabel stock!
Over on Mardy Mabel’s instagram (), the car boot sale has started.
Head over to my stories there where you’ll find lots of items I’m clearing out at pleasing discounted prices. Perfect for Secret Santa gifts, stocking fillers or a present for that person you can’t be arsed to spend a lot on.
Go on, have a little nosey; I’m waiting here with my bum bag full of change.
MMx

Small Business Owners! Please settle in and listen to a story about how broke my heart. Avoid placing your orders with ...
20/10/2022

Small Business Owners! Please settle in and listen to a story about how broke my heart. Avoid placing your orders with them - they do not care about the little guy.

Ahem.

06/08/2022
Get your ass down to Brighton Pride this weekend to purchase all your sweary Mardy Mabel goods.Brighthelm Gardens from 1...
04/08/2022

Get your ass down to Brighton Pride this weekend to purchase all your sweary Mardy Mabel goods.
Brighthelm Gardens from 10am 🙌🏼

If you’re down in Brighton for Pride this Saturday, come along to my stall and flick a friendly Vs at Me.
04/08/2022

If you’re down in Brighton for Pride this Saturday, come along to my stall and flick a friendly Vs at Me.

Ok, we need to tool up ahead of tomorrow’s “hugging is ok” lark. And can help you. Search Mardy Mabel on Etsy to passiv...
16/05/2021

Ok, we need to tool up ahead of tomorrow’s “hugging is ok” lark. And can help you. Search Mardy Mabel on Etsy to passive-aggressively declare your position.

24/06/2020
They’re travel card holders btw... just make sure you’ve also got yo facemask on.DM me, ta.
24/06/2020

They’re travel card holders btw... just make sure you’ve also got yo facemask on.
DM me, ta.

Come on, help me pay the leccy bills.DM me, dude.
24/06/2020

Come on, help me pay the leccy bills.
DM me, dude.

💥Getting rid of old stock, and slashing the price of these babies from £8.99 to £4.50 for you, my special friends.DM me ...
24/06/2020

💥Getting rid of old stock, and slashing the price of these babies from £8.99 to £4.50 for you, my special friends.
DM me DM me.💥

Great for any occasion.£2.99 ~ mardymabel.com
30/05/2020

Great for any occasion.

£2.99 ~ mardymabel.com

Well, it was fun while it lasted.£2.99 ~ mardymabel.com
29/05/2020

Well, it was fun while it lasted.

£2.99 ~ mardymabel.com

Getting my market trader vibez on.£2.49 ~ mardymabel.com
26/04/2020

Getting my market trader vibez on.

£2.49 ~ mardymabel.com

Nowt wrong in wearing your heart on your sleeve.£2.49 ~ mardymabel.com
26/04/2020

Nowt wrong in wearing your heart on your sleeve.

£2.49 ~ mardymabel.com

😬😬😬£2.49 ~ mardymabel.com
25/04/2020

😬😬😬

£2.49 ~ mardymabel.com

For the mamil in your life.
25/04/2020

For the mamil in your life.

Self-isolation - that wonderful time when we find so much out about each other.
02/04/2020

Self-isolation - that wonderful time when we find so much out about each other.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION FROM THE MINISTRY OF MARD -Although we have a reduced number of stock lines, we are still open and...
01/04/2020

IMPORTANT INFORMATION FROM THE MINISTRY OF MARD -

Although we have a reduced number of stock lines, we are still open and selling for as long as the Postie can deliver.

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