Christopher James, About London

03/10/2024

Smiles are better than tips or reviews! (That’s not true, tips and reviews are brilliant… but so are smiles).

02/08/2024

My subliminal messages are working

09/07/2024

Killer instinct tour guide mode activated…

01/07/2024

I have no idea who to believe?? 🤔

13/05/2024

A tour is only as good as the people on it… 😊😊👌👌

28/04/2024

I love it when people love me pointing at stuff and talking about the stuff I point at.

02/04/2024

I’m about to on my potato skins. All thanks to who was on my tour last week. 👌 (no he didn’t pay me to do this, he’s just a really nice guy).

29/03/2024

Said by Jesus himself on Good Friday. I feel I’ve reached peak tour guide now. 😂♥️

17/03/2024

05/03/2024

If the King is in town, I will always do my very best to make sure you get a wave.

27/01/2024

‘Tricky’ questions are my favourite and my speciality!

29/12/2023

I always like to start people off with a bang! 😉👌

19/12/2023

Best tour of his life (doesn’t say whether it’s the only tour of his life but I’ll take that! 😉)

25/11/2023

I’ll put a pep in your step with some dry British humour. (The pep is by no means obligatory - you do you 😉)

19/11/2023

Dashing, Handsome and so charming… my subliminal messaging game is on fire! 🔥😉👌😊

14/10/2023

Quirky humour is kinda my thing! 😊

22/09/2023

Feeling sorry for myself because stupid back pain has taken me away from touring for a few days 😞 So here’s a few pics of some of us tour guides pretending there’s no rivalry and that we do actually like each other 😉

09/09/2023

A few action shots courtesy of the talented (He’s not just a talented actor and brilliant tour guide, he also likes to stalk people with his camera). I wore double floral because apparently it makes me look fabulous 🤷‍♂️

05/09/2023

Sometimes are allowed some leisure time. It’s never a good idea. 🙄🙄🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

03/09/2023

Increasingly my reviews are focussed on my devastatingly good looks. Am I being objectified? Am I just eye candy to you people?? Some of you are so basic!!!! (And I LOVE IT 🤫😉)

25/08/2023

Shameless self promotion with a flurry of recent reviews… I’m grateful for every single one of them.

18/08/2023

Probably about 1% of the people I’ve had the pleasure of touring around London over the last couple of years. I’m a lucky tour guide because most of them have been a delight, a few rogue souls but even they were interesting! 😉

13/08/2023

Super grateful 😊😊

10/08/2023

I tell s**t jokes on my tours, these beautiful three laughed at every single one of them. They were such a joy to knock about town with. Couldn’t be more grateful for spending time with them 😍 Tara Hart Mason

07/08/2023

Not sure about ‘eligible’ but I appreciate inadvertently hiring a PR manager…