Tax his land, Tax his bed,
Tax the table, At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his work, Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find any way To tax his ass!
Tax him all he has, then let him know
That you won't be done Till he has no dough.
When he screams and when he hollers;
Then tax him more, take all his dollars
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in Which he's laid...
Put these words Upon his tomb:
‘Taxes drove me to my doom...'
When he's gone, Do not relax,
It's time to apply Inheritance Tax.
#LabourParty #KeirStarmer #RachelReeves #NFU #nofarmersnofood #farming
When Bonnie our highland cow smells treats 😋
#highlandcow #highlandcattle #funnyanimals #spoiltrotten #farmanimals
Just a guy brushing his highland cow.... 😜
We decided that Bonnie needed a good groom after being up in the woodland over the winter. Her fluffy coat was very matted up but after just a few minutes it was back to show condition. She was really well behaved too considering she was brought in for her annual T.B test which we're pleased to say she passed. 🥳
#highlandcow #highlandcattle #cows #farmlife #pampering #badhairday #animals
Lovely sky over our farm the other day. Love a good sunset!! 🙌
A special thanks to Fired Up Fire Pits for our amazing bespoke firepit too. Please do check them out...
https://www.firedupfirepits.co.uk/
We're looking forward to seeing our guests for the Woolly wagon shepherd's hut putting it to good use when we get some better weather. 🌞
#sunsets #shepherdshut #firepits #springintheair
Made a new friend while working on our glamping pod today. 🐦
It's days like these which make us appreciate living in the countryside so we can get up close with nature.
#robins #snowdonia #wildanimals #birdsonearth
While it's cold outside we have to keep an even closer eye on our animals, especially their water drinkers but there's something quite satisfying about melting ice with boiling water.
#farming #winter #farmanimals #coldweather
Just a quick update on the log cabin. We've finished insulating the floors and ceiling with wool. We've double packed the wool slabs to 120mm making it nice and toasty in the winter and lovely and cool in the summer.
The next job will be to do the ceiling which will be cladded with wood.
We'll be announcing an opening date in the coming weeks!!
Thought I'd do a litte reel with all the different animals we have on our farm. Yes, Britney Shears our sheep really can be taken for walks and is probably more obedient than the dog. 😅
We keep getting asked to put up more of Bonnie so here she is being spoilt to some custard creams by our guests.
Doing a bit of bird spotting from the tractor. Amazing watching this Red Kite soaring over our farm!!
#redkite #birdsofprey #birdspotting #tractorlife
Bonnie our Highland cow decided to wear her food today. 🙈
A big thanks to Instagrammer Zoe Explores for creating this amazing video of our Owl Hut for us.
