Robins Realm

31/10/2024

*** JESUS REBORN AS ROBO-KITTY? ***
L3nt1l and I are touring the UK this Xmas. Unfortunately the kitty has misunderstood his role in the biggest story of them all.
For all your feline life-coaching needs and so much more - there are 2,629,575 possible shows - please SHARE! x
(if you want to add a show or can help with kitty admin then PM me quickly!)

02/10/2024

Hey there, sorry I’ve been quiet on here - summer was busy and on top of that I wrote and performed an ambitious and madcap feline show at Edinburgh Fringe. Look out for CatGPT folks, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen!
Meanwhile here life goes on and it’s all looking very special right now - I’ve just taken these pics. I’m trying to get more direct bookings so if you want the ultimate meat-free countryside break in a historic cottage then PM me direct. There’s good availability at the moment - if this has been on your to-do list now is a good time. Last night you could see the Milky Way from the hot tub, the nearby sea is warm and there’s fresh veg and foraging galore. Or plan ahead and bring your team for a very relaxed Xmas!
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05/08/2024

10/06/2024

*** YES MODELS ACTUALLY COME HERE! ***

If these walls could talk it would be one helluva story - the things Robins Realm has seen over the years defies belief. It’ll all be in an uncensored book one day, it’s in the works.

But for now check out this cheeky endorsement (click link) from badass fellow vegans and content creators and on Instagram. They’ve got 800K followers between them so they know what they’re talking about..

SO STOP DAYDREAMING AND BOOK YOUR FANTASY ESCAPE! PM me for deals. There’s also a larger farmhouse and an eco campsite - you know the score.
.and please SHARE - nice one x

https://www.facebook.com/stories/1616238025085300/UzpfSVNDOjEwMzk4MzkyNjc4NjA3MjA=/?view_single=1&source=shared_permalink

10/05/2024

It’s all about edible flowers this month - cowslips, wild garlic, magnolia and cuckoo flower are making some very pretty meals! Where else can you get healthy homegrown meals like this in such tranquil Welsh surroundings? It feels like summer here at the moment - and it’s available this weekend if you feel like a change of gear ;-)

03/05/2024

Last minute availability this weekend! A cancellation means this but this of Welsh paradise could be yours - think cosy fires, a big farmhouse kitchen and a hot tub with a view to die for! Sleeps up to 11 and dogs are welcome. PM me if you’re interested. This place is vegetarian! :)

12/04/2024

Spring is finally blooming here - and it’s rather beautiful! If you want a last-minute veggie break in a quiet bit of Welsh paradise PM me asap..

21/03/2024

Spring Break Deal
Do you want to welcome the spring in style? The cottage is available this weekend (Fri to Sunday) for just £300 Inc a meal for two. PM me and it’s all yours - and yes that includes the hot tub!

14/09/2023

Courgette (aka zucchini) is the brunch-time star at in Wales this week. Here’s some Scottish tattie scones with beetroot, grilled tomatoes, caramelised onion and courgette. The courgette flower itself is edible as are the tasty leaves used here - waste nothing! Served with lemony beans and all fresh from the garden.
There’s one weekend of summer to go and the scenery is very colourful - PM if you’d like a tasty Welsh escape :)
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09/08/2023

CANCELLATION - COTTAGE AVAILABLE NOW!
My rather lovely 18th century Welsh cottage has just become available from now until Sun Aug 27th.
If anyone would like a great deal then PM me asap - it’s rare to be available in the summer holidays plus it’s recently been re-thatched and repainted as you can see. Always comes with jaw dropping scenery, a hot tub under the stars and tons of Welsh hospitality! Optional tasty vegan meals straight from the garden are also available - read the reviews in bio!

05/07/2023

This weekend!! Our wonderful cottage is available at the reduced rate of £400 for the weekend which includes: early check in/late check out, one amazing home grown vegan meal for two, stargazing from the hot tub, ancient castles, unspoilt beaches and hilarious Welsh speaking locals! So much fun and utter tranquillity! Message us to book 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿❤️🥬












 
 




 










21/06/2023

*** FRESH VEG FOR SALE @ IECYD DA! ***
Last week I started selling iris flowers from Robins Realm, now it’s fresh veg!* I’m extremely chuffed about this considering three years ago I could barely grow a spring onion! Here’s the backstory..
Mum came around early in lockdown 2020 and said “son, it’s time to fu***ng start gardening!” and marshalled our renegade team into action building raised beds, erecting a greenhouse and begging for horse s**t! Annie Wealleans was delighted with our efforts and even prouder when I smuggled her a meal made with my own veg a few months later. For six months of the year I can now easily eat really well on a tenner a week.
Sadly she did not quite make it to the next season so this was her last major guidance to me - and what a thing to share it was. In fact it’s about the most useful thing you can teach a vegan with the metabolism and energy of an 8yr old!
I’m sure she would be gobsmacked that I’ve now got too many goodies and am selling it via the excellent wholefood shop of an old friend in Llandovery. Currently there’s an abundance of giant spinach, curvy courgettes and rainbow chard on offer. Go check out Iecyd Da which is of course Welsh for good health - and thanks to Mumsie, I’ve never been healthier! X

*Mistyped the first draft - I’m not selling vag!

https://www.facebook.com/IechyddaLlandovery

23/05/2023

Looking for the best vegan breakfast in the UK? I’ve got this! All homegrown, spectacular surroundings and affordable too. Plenty of accommodation, bring your A Team!

09/05/2023

Respect all creatures, it’s so simple! X

19/04/2023

Who needs a change of scenery and pace?! My rather lovely Welsh cottage is available the next couple of weeks and it’s looking rather beautiful right now. It’s a great time for foraging, star-gazing and appreciating lambs! Farmhouse also available for larger groups. PM me for the best deal and please share with any mates who need an escape! 😉

07/03/2023

Who would like to wake up here in beautiful West Wales this weekend? PM me for a bargain, spring starts here!

17/11/2022