15/10/2024
This Halloween half-term, we're serving up fossils, fire and filth! Our filthiest, beastliest offering is at 11am on Monday 28th and Thursday 31st of October.
Have you faced the fiery poo-bison? Been chased round a garden by an escaped bear? Or lugged a rotting Arctic whale round town on a cart? No? Then you've obviously not been on The Filthy, Beastly Tour of York!
Aimed at children aged 6 and over, the Filthy, Beastly Tour of York begins outside the Yorkshire Museum, which is really a hyaena poo-seum. We'll then consult a medieval book of beasts in the ruins of St Mary's Abbey, and look out for wild animals as we head towards the River Ouse.
On North Street, we'll find that some of the city's smells are better than others, avoid some stinky drinking water, and keep a nose out for decomposing sea creatures. Having crossed Ouse Bridge - or should it be Poos Bridge? - and learnt why Jorvik was built on filth, we'll finish our business at Clifford's Tower, where even kings need the toilet.
Is this the number two tour of York? Or the city's turd-best family event? The only way to find out is to join The Filthy, Beastly Tour of York!
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