01/03/2018
Red light district....
This place comes to life around 11pm till about 2-3pm. There are 20 s*x shops, a S*x Museum, an Erotic Museum, live s*x shows, brothels, and everything else s*x-related you can imagine, all of this on just one narrow street. The famous peep show costs €2, once you pay, a window pops open to reveal two s*x performers.....performing on a slowly rotating round bed, this lasts for about 2 minutes. Then there is the live stage s*x show which is 45€ for reasons out of my control, I didn’t get to see this one (don’t know why I went with my cousin 🙄🙄) she thought it was overpriced but I personally just wanted to have the experience, I guess that will have to be another thing to experience on my next visit, maybe I’ll ride solo then, no dulling, lol.
Tips:
1⃣ Taking pictures of the girls in the booths is prohibited, they have security and if you take a photo a huge guy will appear from no where and seize your camera. If you are lucky you can beg them for your camera or pay a little money to get it back, normally they would just smash the camera or just vanish with it, so be warned.
2⃣ Also be aware that the blue lights mean transgenders or transs*xual, choose wisely (shine your eyes well).
3⃣ If you decide to get
more adventurous and get yourself into any of the booths, please make sure to be time conscious ( for the men who want to stay there for 5hours, hold your money o👍🏽) 20mins with a client will cost you 50€ and if you go beyond that, that’s extra money which you will be forced to pay by the security.
4️⃣Another bit of vital information, if you ever want to drink coffee in Amsterdam, ask for the cafe, do not and I repeat do not ask for the coffee shop as coffee is not sold at coffee shops in Amsterdam, rather you will find among many other things, specially made “herbal” cookies and chocolates lets just say you might fly back to your hotel room after eating a special cookie or chocolate, please be sure to buy only from authorized coffee shops. Don’t buy from street vendors or suspicious looking characters in dark alleys, unless you want to start seeing your entire village people with you in Amsterdam 🤣