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🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! 😅 Have you found Jesus? 😂 FUNNY JOKES 😂 ⏰ Classic Daily Chuckles posted Daily! 👀 Our Channel 👉 youtube.com/@ClassicDailyChuckles ❤️ Please Subscribe 👉 youtube.com/@ClassicDailyChuckles?sub_confirmation=1 ⬇️ The Joke ⬇️ Hello? Can I help you Hello, good Morning. My name is Martha. Have you found Jesus? Wait, you lost him again? You guys need to get some bigger nails. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #ClassicDailyChuckles, #JokeOfTheDay, #FunnyVideos, #Jokes, #Humor, #LOLJokes, #DadJokes, #Funny, #Comedy, #StandUp, #CleanJokes, #DirtyJokes

🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! 😅 Every time someone lies the hands on the clock will move…” 😂 FUNNY JOKES 😂 ⏰ Classic Daily Chuckles posted Daily! 👀 Our Channel 👉 youtube.com/@ClassicDailyChuckles ❤️ Please Subscribe 👉 youtube.com/@ClassicDailyChuckles?sub_confirmation=1 ⬇️ The Joke ⬇️ A man died one day and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked St. Peter what the clocks were all about. St. Peter replied, “Those are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on the clock will move.” “Oh,” said the man as he pointed at one of them, “Whose clock is that?” St. Peter replied, “That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.” “That’s incredible, ” said the man. St. Peter pointed to another clock, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe only told two lies in his entire life.” The man was impressed, and then asked, “Where’s Donald Trump’s clock?” St. Peter said, “His clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #ClassicDailyChuckles, #JokeOfTheDay, #FunnyVideos, #Jokes, #Humor, #LOLJokes, #DadJokes, #Funny, #Comedy, #StandUp, #CleanJokes, #DirtyJokes, #election2024 , #trump , #harriswalz2024 , #trumpvance2024

🤣 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗬! 😅 A doctor visits a patient in the hospital… 😂 𝙁𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝙅𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙨 ⏰ Classic Daily Chuckles posted daily! 👀 Our Channel 👉 youtube.com/@ClassicDailyChuckles ❤️ Please Subscribe 👉 youtube.com/@ClassicDailyChuckles?sub_confirmation=1 A doctor visited a patient in his hospital room. "I've got good news and bad news.”, he says to the patient. The patient replies, “Give me the bad news first doc. I can take it.” “Well,” the doctor says, "In order to save your life we're going to have to amputate both your legs." The patient gasped”, "My legs...! No! Oh no no no no!” After a minute, he composes himself, and asks, “Doc, what could possibly be good news after that?!" The doctor leaned in and in a low voice replies, "Well, you see that guy over there in the next bed? He wants to buy your slippers." #ClassicDailyChuckles, #JokeOfTheDay, #FunnyVideos, #Jokes, #Humor, #LOLJokes, #DadJokes, #Funny, #Comedy, #StandUp, #CleanJokes, #DirtyJokes

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The Morman and Irishman on a Plane A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the United States. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant made her rounds taking drink orders. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Irishman, about to take the first sip of his drink, stopped in surprise. He handed his drink back to the attendant saying, “Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

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Trump and Obama at the Barbershop Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn nasty. As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife, Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."

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