Swahili travels

02/05/2024

CHELSEA PIGA MTU YAISHE!

30/04/2024

UEFA Champions League.

Vinicius scores

Bayern 0-1 Real Madrid

30/04/2024

REAL MADRID: FANYA MAMBO!

28/04/2024

28/04/2024

TWENDE PAMOJA FOLLOW SWAHILI TRAVELS PLEASE
PAY BACK IMMEDIATELY!

28/04/2024

Nice!

23/04/2024

THE POWER OF 3Rs.

23/04/2024

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

23/04/2024

Good morning

22/04/2024

TANZANIA, WELL DONE!

22/04/2024

Be safe there!

18/04/2024

Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly
married a Swedish lady, so as to be
legally certified with resident permit, but
the lady was not aware of this.

He lied to the lady that he is from Kenya because of the bad reputation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden.

After their wedding, the lady returned home one day and informed the guy that she met her
friend, a Swedish lady also married to a
Kenyan and will like them to have a dinner together.

The Naija guy was disturbed and kept thinking how he will get out of this dark spot.

He postponed and postponed the proposed dinner until he got tired of postponing.

Finally the D- DAY came, they all sat down in a
restaurant.

Our Naija guy was quiet and was sweating profusely in spite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C).

The ladies asked their husbands to
communicate in their local dialect since
they are both from same country(Kenya).

The Naija guy being a man of great savvy decided he will just speak Igbo, if the other guy didn't understand, he will claim that he is from another tribe and region in Kenya.

Then he started, "Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre nchi ise, I wu kwanu onye olee, daa?

The other Kenyan looked up and replied
"Ah Nwanne, ekele diri chineke, onyena
asuru ndigbo uzo ha. E chekwe m na
enwela m nsogbu taa. Abu m nwafo
AHIAZU Mbaise . Nwanne birikwe o!

They shook hands and embraced each
other to the admiration of the ladies.
Igbo's no dey carry last. Igbo kwenu!

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*Good morning*

17/04/2024

Kunguni tupu!

17/04/2024

ALL WILL FOLLOW YOU
TRUST THEM.

YOUR PAGE PLEASE.

17/04/2024

What??