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15/05/2015

FAMILY MATTERS A black guy and a white man were sitting in the park. The white man had a pet monkey and a black guy was selling bananas.



So the black guy said "Mr. can u look after my bananas I am going to the toilet".



"Oh yes go ahead" said the white guy.

When the black guy came back there were no more bananas and he goes mad," where are my bananas?"



The white guy says "ask your brother", pointing at his monkey.



The black guy just chilled. Then the white guy said few seconds later, 'can u look after your brother I am going to the toilet.

The black guy says, ok. When the white guy came back the monkey was dead and he went mad asking "what happened to my monkey?"



The black dude says "Mr. don't get involved it's a family matter!!!"

06/11/2014

PLAYING DOCTOR.. Morris complained to his friend Irving that love making with his wife
was becoming routine and boring.

"Get creative Morris. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try 'playing
doctor' for an hour? That's what I do," said Irving.

"Sounds great," Morris replied, "but how do you make it last for an
hour?"

"That's easy...just keep her in the waiting room for 59 minutes!"

23/10/2014

A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by
throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake. The
salesman asked him what message he wanted put on
the cake. He thought for a moment and said,

"put getting older but you are getting better".

The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?"

The man said 'Well...put "You are getting older" at
the top and "but you are getting better" at the
bottom.'

When the cake was unveiled at the party all the
guests were aghast at the message on the cake.

It read : "You are getting older at the top, but you
are getting better at the bottom"

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