19/03/2023
1. Sleeping next to your bae or boo for the first time no be moi moi. You have to breath in english, not too loud, deep, and not too fast. Remember, no sn0ring😂🙆♂️
2. Sūck his lips while rubbing his manh00d, make him feel extra ordinary good, rub it till it stands strong, then go to your bag and bring out bible, open to where it says "s£x before marriage is a s!n", and then watch out for part two😂
3. No matter how great the s£x is, guys will never smile while cu***ng, they will only vibrate like nokia 3310,😂
4. Nigerian barbers will use powder and make you look like CHRIS BROWN. Boom, when you get home, you resemble MR. IBU😂😂
5. Girls will say that guys can lie and cheat, have you ever dated diala Emmanuel before, chaii, my sister try it and see yourself in the land of roses😁
6. All of you, stand in a straight circle, says our new english teacher😂
7. Brother stop touching me, na lie, she is just pretending. 10 minutes later, you go hear "hàrder, hãrder". If i hear p!m.😏
8. If i become the president, i would marry all the girls in this group. You know why?--- Because i checked their photos and they are so beautiful. Oya, all the girls say AMEN?😌
9. You no get breast, but you wan do nyash surgery. Ah sister, don't you know breast and nyash go together? Oya repeat after me, I AM S.T.U.P.I.D. Say it again a one more time.👀
10. My school teacher taught me most of the l!es i tell today. She would tell me to write a letter to my uncle abroad, when she knows that my uncle is the school cleaner. Chaii, uncle sorry o😏😁
11. The way i post jokes like this, is the same way i entertain my girlfriend. She must laugh tire. Dating "Diala Emmanuel" good o
12. You wan read number twelve (12) abi, my friend react to my jokes and comment. If i hear "next pls", i go comm0t your teeth 😁😌
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