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A man was tired of Lagos girls, went to his village in Anambra to marry an innocent wife. He got a real village girl, paid her dowry nd brought her to Lagos. When he wanted to make love to her, he found out dat her p***c hair was too much, he then told her to shave it, she replied " sir i no fit shave am oo, dis hair na im make all d boys for village dey call me Afro baby"😁😁🙄🥴🥴
Nah grace we dey shop
Baba God show me your way
Werey po l'Eko yi sha
Inside Danfo this morning around 5:30am, a woman was preaching and at one point, she said "what account of your life will you give when you meet God?" Our driver shouted "maa fun ni ti GTB."
Mo fe daku🤣
Rip to chief ESAYA OF IKORO EKITI
Someone graduated at the age of 22, but waited 5 years before securing a good job.
Someone became a CEO at 25, and died at 50.
While another became a CEO at 50, and lived to 90 years.
Someone is still single, while someone from his school group has become grandfather.
Obama retired at 55 & Trump started at 70.
Everyone in this world works based on their time zone.
People around you might seem ahead of you & some might seem to be behind you.
But everyone is running their own race, in their own time.
Do not envy them.
They are in their time zone, and you are in yours.
So, relax.
You're not late.
You're not early.
You are very much on time....good morning everyone
LAUGH WITH 👇
PRINCE ONISHANKI ABEFE AYODELE
🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
1. If your lady answers her phone in front of you and starts clicking the "volume down" button. That's him my brother.... thats him.
Your deputy is calling...😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🏃🏾♂🏃🏾♂🏃🏾♂🏃🏾♂ sense go one day kill me🙆
2. Disclaimer!!! If I dated you while we were in secondary school, please don't call me your Ex because I never get sense that time 🤔🤔🤔🤔😜😜😜😜
3. If na yoruba people invent ATM and you go insert card with left hand , the machine go tell u "Insufficient home training😂😂
4. Ghana and their over sabi English, which one is "Na dem dey RASH ES?😁😁😁
5. Not everyone that sends you friend request wants to be your friend, some actually want to install CCTV in your life.🙄😂😂😂😂
6. Its always "Mama I made it".
What about Papa that didn't use condom?
Mtchewww
ungrateful children🤔🤔🤔🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶
7. When your girlfriend is very lazy in doing house chores but very good in bed, your family members will be complaining and you will be like "Hmmm, you people don't know this girl well oo"😫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9. Dear GOD IF NA BUTTER GO DELAY MY DAILY BREAD🍞BRING AM I GET BEANS😂😂😂😂
Baba do am quick ooo🙏🙏🙏
10. This Life Have Spoil Finish.
A mother said to her teenage daughter:
I think its right time, we should talk about s*x.
Daughter : Sure mom, what do you want to know?
Mother : Ehh! Ayemi temi bami🙄🙄🙄😏😏😏😏😏
11. Some girls will visit you once with hand bag and take all your properties. If you know any Sandra, please help me beg her to return my Tv remote, 3spoons, and USB cord.🤨
Thank you!!!🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋😥😥😥😥😥
12. I told my wife we should give ourselves new pet names. So I said I would call her "Princess" cos she's always beautiful and gorgeous. I asked her what she would call me and she said "Buhari"😎😚😅😅
😂😂I asked why? and she said "All the things you promised me, you've never done any"🤷🤷🤷🤷🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅
13. When God Wanna Play Your Video On Judgement Day, And It Shows Viewer Discretion +18 Just Jejely Walk To Hell Fire Straight pls dont delay us on the queue.😭😭😭😭🙈🙈🙈🙈😹
14. It's only Nigerian Police that will tell you: “Oga Your plate Number is ABUJA what are you doing in LAGOS you are Under Arrest”.😱😢😢😢😢
15. When you get married to a jealous husband... :/ :(
Husband : hello honey, were are u? :/
Wife : I'm in the church
Husband : give the phone to usher...🤣🤣🤣🤣😳😳😳
16. A Slay Queen At My Back During Lectures Today Shouted "We Can't See Your Voice Sir,
Please Be Loudable''
I’m Still Waiting 4 my turn to faint bcoz dey are fainting according to reg. Number 🙄🙄🙄🙄
17. She told me 8 to 9 rounds is ok. I quickly reminded her that,
"3 Rounds is Enough, the D*ck do not come with power Bank You know"🙄🙄🤦🏻♂🤦🏻♂
18. Women are the best goalkeepers in the world because no matter what you do, the "BALLS" never gets in.... If you know you know😂😂🙄🙄🙄🙄
19. That is how you will visit someone and see a dog without chains and they will be like, don't worry it won't bite you, and I'll be like, come o, are you the dog? Is the dog you? I mean have you been a dog before? I just hate nonsense 😒😒🚶🚶🚶🚶
20. Love will just make you see your girlfriend/boyfriend as the most beautiful girl or the most handsome guy on earth,
Breakup & see how Ugly the idiot is. 😂 😂 😂
Rubbish upon Rubbish!!! 🚶 🚶 🙍
21. She said she knows me well..I said okay if you know me, how many hair do I have in my A**s?? 😳 😳 😆 💔
22. Lagosian will no kee sombori with aso-ebi, which one is Danfo yellow with a touch of cockroach brown.🙆🙆🙆🙅
23. How come you post on your birthday "Wow I can't believe am +1 today" so if you don't believe is now me that will believe abi?!
I can see the stupidity in you..🙄🙄🙄🙄🚶🚶
24. One thing with this FB is that they will read your post without commenting. If they eventually like it, to comment come be war.🤷🤷🤷🙋
25. Yoruba people and their native colour...which one is tomato red....palm tree blue, ewedu green...🤦🤦🤦🏃🏃🏃🏃
26. How do u expect a matured man to marry u when u are busy chewing gum like this 😁😲😁😲😁😲😁😲😁😲😁 in the public🤔🤣🤣🤣
27. It took me almost an hour to write this and u will read and just pass without following my page and profile? I'm still negotiating price with the thunder that will fire u.😂😂😅
Read laugh 😂 and Appreciate
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Bonus. 👇
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1)I believe my neighbour has opened a church in his house with his girlfriend. Since 1:00am till now all l have been hearing is*
*"Oh my God! Oh my God!! Oh my God!!!"* 😳🤦🏾♂️🙆🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️😁😅😂🤣🚶🏾♂️🏃🏽♂️
2)This evening I only have 3 things to say😂😂🤣🤣.*
1.things
2.things
3.things
😂😂😂
3)Go school u say school na scam,now to fill bank teller u de sweat,u're busy writing Eleventeen thousand one hundred & onety one*😆😆😂😂
4)In case somebody calls and claims ownership of this group*
*I want U guys to know that I've used this group to apply for loan o* *and na all of una I take do collateral, na Christmas sales I wan do* *urgently* *Make una no vex abeg*🙏🙏🙏😔😔😔
5) She posted I’m sad. You rush go reply what’s wrong??🙄.
Is like u get 10k that u re not using 🚶♂️🚶♂️
6)Shebi u know everything bah 💁♀️💁♀️...*
*Okay, the line that divide your yansh is called what* 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🙈🙈🙈🙈🙄🙄🙄
7) If you see the way she was holding the mic🎤 in church. You will understand why I was asking for her phone number...😋🚶
8)All of you will just be reading my posts. You cannot even say... Oya manage this #1,000 Recharge card.
People ehn!
9)BREAKING NEWS* !!
That patient dog wey dey wait for the biggest bone 👇
*E DON DIE*
🙄🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶
10)My mom kept fish on the table*
*I ate it, now she's asking me to check* *under the table and see*
*If the rat is dead*
11)I wanted to suggest that when one of us in this group is sick, we can go and visit the person with 1 bag of rice, 5 cartons of malt, 12 tins of peak milk, 10 liters of cooking oil, 15 cartons of spaghetti, 3 crates of eggs, 200,000 Top up card and #100000. cash.*
*If we all agree to my suggestion we can start tomorrow. I don't even understand the way my body is doing me, I think I have malaria 🤕🤕🤕🤕😱😱😱*
12)But I'm getting confused oo.*
*Why do women call that period as menstruation period but not womenstruation period?*
*It seems this gender always try to shift everything to the side of the men.*
This must get to Supreme court.
I hate nonsense
Mcteeeew🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️😎😎😎
13)You have four boyfriends, two sugar daddies and you still struggling to subscribe your phone monthly, eeehh..., what a waste of sin?*
🚶🏽♂️🚶🏽♂️🚶🏽♂️🚶🏽♂️Mad o😄🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️
14) Do u remember calling him king and he calls u queen??
Now hold this mic 🎤 🎤 tell the audience, how is the kingdom doing? 🙄
15) When rain falls in Nigeria
MTN - 3G
Airtel - 2G
Glo - Emergency
P***s - 4G
😔😔🏃 🏃
Ladies how come😏
16)*As precious hear 35k for short time, she run comot for shiloh go run am*😂😂😂😂
This life nor balance sha
17)You dey pray for millions but you dey use student account, where the money go enter?*🤣
18) Motivational speaker: I started as a thief and now I have my own police station😅😉🏃♀️
19)Nah Monday morning I go do my wedding. Yes! u must choose between me and ur work😒😌
20) *Things hard ooo 😟😭*
*Even to get comment on your post for group these days na based on connection. 😏😏💁💁🙄🙄*
21)Since I was born and now I'm getting old, I have never seen a girl taking pictures with her legs straight😂😂
22)Before you sack her because of Xmas expenses remember say January cold dey come ladies should I increase the volume?*🤓
23) Herh !!!!!! So This Big Country
NoBody Dey Repair Earpiece
😁😂
24)Girls of nowadays don't cry on the day of their wedding anymore 😥dey have wasted all the tears in their relationships* 😜😜
25)Nothing is sweeter than the first month of dating. Yuh can even sell your kidney just to make your partner happy.*🤣🤣🤣
Good evening everyone🙏
ADALEMO SANGO OTTA
Sango Otta
LAGOS
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