09/02/2022
LAUGH WITH 👇
PRINCE ONISHANKI ABEFE AYODELE
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1. If your lady answers her phone in front of you and starts clicking the "volume down" button. That's him my brother.... thats him.
Your deputy is calling...😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🏃🏾♂🏃🏾♂🏃🏾♂🏃🏾♂ sense go one day kill me🙆
2. Disclaimer!!! If I dated you while we were in secondary school, please don't call me your Ex because I never get sense that time 🤔🤔🤔🤔😜😜😜😜
3. If na yoruba people invent ATM and you go insert card with left hand , the machine go tell u "Insufficient home training😂😂
4. Ghana and their over sabi English, which one is "Na dem dey RASH ES?😁😁😁
5. Not everyone that sends you friend request wants to be your friend, some actually want to install CCTV in your life.🙄😂😂😂😂
6. Its always "Mama I made it".
What about Papa that didn't use condom?
Mtchewww
ungrateful children🤔🤔🤔🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶
7. When your girlfriend is very lazy in doing house chores but very good in bed, your family members will be complaining and you will be like "Hmmm, you people don't know this girl well oo"😫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9. Dear GOD IF NA BUTTER GO DELAY MY DAILY BREAD🍞BRING AM I GET BEANS😂😂😂😂
Baba do am quick ooo🙏🙏🙏
10. This Life Have Spoil Finish.
A mother said to her teenage daughter:
I think its right time, we should talk about s*x.
Daughter : Sure mom, what do you want to know?
Mother : Ehh! Ayemi temi bami🙄🙄🙄😏😏😏😏😏
11. Some girls will visit you once with hand bag and take all your properties. If you know any Sandra, please help me beg her to return my Tv remote, 3spoons, and USB cord.🤨
Thank you!!!🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋😥😥😥😥😥
12. I told my wife we should give ourselves new pet names. So I said I would call her "Princess" cos she's always beautiful and gorgeous. I asked her what she would call me and she said "Buhari"😎😚😅😅
😂😂I asked why? and she said "All the things you promised me, you've never done any"🤷🤷🤷🤷🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅
13. When God Wanna Play Your Video On Judgement Day, And It Shows Viewer Discretion +18 Just Jejely Walk To Hell Fire Straight pls dont delay us on the queue.😭😭😭😭🙈🙈🙈🙈😹
14. It's only Nigerian Police that will tell you: “Oga Your plate Number is ABUJA what are you doing in LAGOS you are Under Arrest”.😱😢😢😢😢
15. When you get married to a jealous husband... :/ :(
Husband : hello honey, were are u? :/
Wife : I'm in the church
Husband : give the phone to usher...🤣🤣🤣🤣😳😳😳
16. A Slay Queen At My Back During Lectures Today Shouted "We Can't See Your Voice Sir,
Please Be Loudable''
I’m Still Waiting 4 my turn to faint bcoz dey are fainting according to reg. Number 🙄🙄🙄🙄
17. She told me 8 to 9 rounds is ok. I quickly reminded her that,
"3 Rounds is Enough, the D*ck do not come with power Bank You know"🙄🙄🤦🏻♂🤦🏻♂
18. Women are the best goalkeepers in the world because no matter what you do, the "BALLS" never gets in.... If you know you know😂😂🙄🙄🙄🙄
19. That is how you will visit someone and see a dog without chains and they will be like, don't worry it won't bite you, and I'll be like, come o, are you the dog? Is the dog you? I mean have you been a dog before? I just hate nonsense 😒😒🚶🚶🚶🚶
20. Love will just make you see your girlfriend/boyfriend as the most beautiful girl or the most handsome guy on earth,
Breakup & see how Ugly the idiot is. 😂 😂 😂
Rubbish upon Rubbish!!! 🚶 🚶 🙍
21. She said she knows me well..I said okay if you know me, how many hair do I have in my A**s?? 😳 😳 😆 💔
22. Lagosian will no kee sombori with aso-ebi, which one is Danfo yellow with a touch of cockroach brown.🙆🙆🙆🙅
23. How come you post on your birthday "Wow I can't believe am +1 today" so if you don't believe is now me that will believe abi?!
I can see the stupidity in you..🙄🙄🙄🙄🚶🚶
24. One thing with this FB is that they will read your post without commenting. If they eventually like it, to comment come be war.🤷🤷🤷🙋
25. Yoruba people and their native colour...which one is tomato red....palm tree blue, ewedu green...🤦🤦🤦🏃🏃🏃🏃
26. How do u expect a matured man to marry u when u are busy chewing gum like this 😁😲😁😲😁😲😁😲😁😲😁 in the public🤔🤣🤣🤣
27. It took me almost an hour to write this and u will read and just pass without following my page and profile? I'm still negotiating price with the thunder that will fire u.😂😂😅
Read laugh 😂 and Appreciate
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