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23/11/2022

When the relationship is new🤣🤣

Me: baby have missed you🥺

My girlfriend: but we just finished talking few minutes ago my love 😮

Me: so I can't miss my babe anymore 🙄

My girlfriend: no nau, okay I have missed you to my love 😊

Me: why weren't you picking up when I called earlier 😓

My girlfriend: I was in the toilet my love 😻

Me: Awww my baby went to defecate😋

My girlfriend: yes hunnie😻

Me: I'm just imagining how your "s**t" will look like babe🥰

My girlfriend: what do you think it might looks like sweetheart 😊

Me: just as beautiful as you are, and delicious as you taste baby😋🥰

My girlfriend: Awwn my love you are flattering me🤩😍🥰

Me: I love your "s**t" baby😋🥰

My girlfriend: I love your "s**t" more sweetheart 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

23/11/2022

Imagine u want to give offering in church wit ur Last money ND she text u
Bby buy condom I'm on my way
Guys aw far 😂

23/11/2022

I started fearing smoking w**d, when I saw my neighbor's son dancing to the sound of my generator.... when i switched it off he asked who sang that song? Because I was afraid he would shout at me I answered, " it's Yamaha featuring petrol" ⛽😂

20/11/2022

What song can make u run out from the bathroom just to increase the volume 📢🔊🔊😅

16/11/2022

Kissing under the rain can be romantic until thunder fire both of you...this is Nigeria not India, our thunder no get joy🤣🤣

12/11/2022

Open your womb with faith,
🤱 Triplets
🤱 Twins
🤱 Single

12/11/2022

Some people are in wrong relationships or marriages today because they wanted to prove to their EX that THEY HAVE MOVED ON

12/11/2022

Stop asking why Ladies cry on their wedding day, settling down with one ∆!*k is not easy 🙆🙄🚶🏻🚶🏻🤷🏻

05/11/2022

That topic you never understood in mathematics till now 🙆😄😆😂😂😅

04/11/2022

FEAR GIRLS 😂🙆‍♂️

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Emmanuel says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
"And you, Lydia? " the teacher asks.
Lydia says "I wanna be Emmanuel's bitch."🙆‍♂️😂

Girls no like stress 😂

04/11/2022

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 😂 😂

Today I was coming back from work, in the bus there sat a very pretty girl. All the guys in the bus were staring at her. Many of them forgot they were in a bus, I sat next to her actually. I did all the signs I could to make her feel my presence but all in vain. An idea came to my mind. I took my phone and faked a call

Me: Hello Mum,u see what i'm saying? I'm sick of British Airways! I told u this before! They've just cancelled my flight to the US. This is why i prefer Royal Dutch Airlines. Above all,could u believe i'm in a public vehicle? On my way back from the Airline office,my 2016 Leather Roofer Wrangler got bad. Before i left home,Dad planned using the Bentley Continental,and i guess also that u would've been out with ur 2016 Mercedes Benz GLE 450. Pls ask the driver to rush down here with the 2017 Cabriol Range Evogue and pick me up. Don't worry, mum...OK...i will...i will...thank u mum...! Love u too...bye! All this while the girl was looking at me, I said in my heart that she will fall for me if I talk to her ...

Me: Hi baby, why are you looking at me like that? Are you surprised?

Girl: Pls collect ur phone battery. it fell down when u were removing your phone from your pocket..... Blood of Zachariah!😂😂😂😂🙈🙆🙆🙆
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31/10/2022

Live broke
Die broke
Buried broke
Not our portion IJN AMEN 🙏

31/10/2022

My sister, if he opens his pocket to give you money, stop him and tell him baby ”No, it is you I love not your money" 🙄

31/10/2022

Nothing hurts like when you are losing bond with someone you planned to be with forever🥺💔

31/10/2022

Ladies if you slept in your father's house this weekend, sah Hi🙋 thunder ⛈️⚡ get ready 🤔🙄🧐🤥👀

28/10/2022

Don't look At The Size, Just slide It Slowly It Will Enter, Some Shoes Are Like That 🚶🏼🚶🏼👁

28/10/2022

Dating one person is a sign of being matured and raised by a respectful family.❤🥺

28/10/2022

This is a fruit 🍆
This is a vegetable🍑
And this is water💦
Is that clear?😅

28/10/2022

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ME AFTER CATCHING THE SLIPPERS MY MOM THREW AT ME 😓

23/10/2022

My Wife and I had a fight today and she threw the wedding ring out of the window and went to her room.

I ran to where the ring fell, and picked it.

Then I went out to buy her something to eat. I took it to the room and apologized.

She accepted my apology and regretted her actions, then she went searching for the ring.

She spent two hours looking for it in the yard under the full sun while the ring was in my pocket.😊

I waited for the third hour then I went there, gave it to her and said I found it three hours ago.

That's how another fight started.😕

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23/10/2022

The first time I got dumped was in Nurery One

She left me for a boy with Ben10 bag.😢

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