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I walked 34 kilometers to Entebbe.Cwezi by the lakeside is located right by the lakeside. Obvious, right? The lake is li...
02/02/2021

I walked 34 kilometers to Entebbe.

Cwezi by the lakeside is located right by the lakeside. Obvious, right? The lake is literary only separated from the property by the road. It is a beautiful place with even more beautiful views. And that is where the walkers were welcomed by the views, an ice soak for the sore feet, water, fruits and katogo to boot.

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I walked 34 kilometers to Entebbe. Cwezi by the lakeside is located right by the lakeside. Obvious, right? The lake is literary only separated from the property by the road. It is a beautiful place…

Couldn't get over this! Photo courtesy of UrbanLegend.
21/08/2014

Couldn't get over this! Photo courtesy of UrbanLegend.

Ha ha! Ok.Got it. Mysty Shla
12/08/2014

Ha ha! Ok.Got it. Mysty Shla

17/02/2014

Now this!

The   ticket sales teams at all   outlets.Get yourself a ticket on your way home.
21/08/2013

The ticket sales teams at all outlets.Get yourself a ticket on your way home.

15/08/2013

We interrupt normal programming to congratulate Desire Luzinda on making 25 yet again. Go gal. That is no mean feat.

15/08/2013


If ur boyfriend is an ARSENAL fan,never threaten him with a HEARTBREAK, His heart has been broken so many times & its still working

Here is the deal people:Buy your ticket to the   concert from any Centenary bank branch.DEPOSIT YOUR MONEY IN ANY CENTEN...
01/08/2013

Here is the deal people:Buy your ticket to the concert from any Centenary bank branch.

DEPOSIT YOUR MONEY IN ANY CENTENARY BANK BRANCH COUNTRY WIDE ONTO THE ETIKITI ACCOUNT NO. 2915100105.
MAKE SURE YOUR PHONE NUMBER IS TAKEN, OR ALL THE PHONE NUMBERS FOR THE PEOPLE YOU ARE BUYING TICKETS FOR

THE BANK WILL NOTIFY ETIKITI ABOUT THE PAYMENT MADE AND GIVE U A COPY OF A DEPOSIT SLIP.
THIS WILL BE FOLLOWED BY AN EIGHT (8) DIGIT SECRET PIN WHICH IS YOUR KONSHENS TICKET

BRING YOUR PHONE TOGETHER WITH YOUR SECRET PIN WITH YOU TO THE CRICKET OVAL LUGOGO
TO GET INTO THE KONSHENS CONCERT

26/03/2013

All ye faithful that are scratching you eyes out for Easter recipe....The Lord is risen.

Easter is inching closer. It is yet another time of year for us to eat, make merry, drink, get drunk, get arrested, stage a prison break using a pen to make it home in time for Easter Sunday lunch. Since I’ve masterly brought us to the topic of Sunday lunch, what better thing can a legend do than gi...

He he .So dope,indeed!
25/03/2013

He he .So dope,indeed!

From a fan. This is "dope."

Having read this,I am out to order for a Rusty Nail cocktail at the Village Idiot.http://www.gq.com/news-politics/newsma...
25/01/2013

Having read this,I am out to order for a Rusty Nail cocktail at the Village Idiot.
http://www.gq.com/news-politics/newsmakers/199703/elizabeth-gilbert-gq-march-1997-muse-coyote-ugly-saloon?printable=true

I was not the prettiest bartender at the Coyote Ugly Saloon. In my opinion, that would have been Caroline. I was partial to Caroline, though, because she had been so nice to me when I began working here. She was very pretty and also very funny. When I asked Caroline how she'd gotten her first barten...

02/01/2013

You don’t just walk into the new year.Even amble into it .You have to do it with class.Like take a flight into the new year. Yes,I said class,and what you drink tells a lot about you …...

02/01/2013

Happy New Year peoples. How about you start the year with listening to her and possibly telling just one story...

Hello peeps.How about we indulge? In Art.Look a what inspires you,come by and saunter through the collection.And may be ...
05/12/2012

Hello peeps.
How about we indulge? In Art.
Look a what inspires you,come by and saunter through the collection.
And may be even buy a piece or two.
Kabira Country Club,Friday 7th-Sunday 9th. Free entry.

Love waht went into this.
01/12/2012

Love waht went into this.

PROTEA HOTEL ###

Guilty as charged. But I can explain...
23/11/2012

Guilty as charged. But I can explain...

Jobya is a small village west of Kampala. It is nestled delicately two miles off the main Kampala-Masaka Road at 64 kilo metres. It is not in Masaka. Masaka is a far away as Kampala is. It is so ...

If you havent laughed yet today...I dare you (C***s gun)! Hi hi.
22/11/2012

If you havent laughed yet today...I dare you (C***s gun)! Hi hi.

LEADER: You wrong me and then hide in the bushes? Now that’s a good rebel. If I knew who it was, I’d promote him right now.

21/11/2012

Woke up to my younger daughter's song of Happy Birthday Papa.I took it as early warning. So for those who have been curious when the big day is: 13/12.
You don't have to ask,I have the answer, I want a Steve Jobs; biography. Thank you Thank you.

Thank you ,thank you. Love you all.
17/11/2012

Thank you ,thank you. Love you all.

This post comes to you several weeks late.Anniversary blues and all. But by now you must have realized that SKYFALL, the new James Bond movie is showing in a cinema near you. I attended the premier...

Pigs! Pigs!Pigs! Pigs!
17/11/2012

Pigs! Pigs!Pigs! Pigs!

Hygiene is the last thing I will envy a pig for. I know where they play.In the sty. I have shaken hands,um hooves with pigs once,and you can guess how I came out of it. Stinking. You see,by nature ...

We interrupt yet again.Her majesty Speaks... Click her to read her message.Funny,huh! Click the Queen.
06/11/2012

We interrupt yet again.Her majesty Speaks... Click her to read her message.Funny,huh! Click the Queen.

A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

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1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'

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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

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11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

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13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!



PS: Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT humor)!

29/10/2012

Great week buddies. Rastaman goes to the bank with bag full of w**d and smoking on a joint; asks to see the Manager. Reception curtly tell him,'No smoking in here'. He insists on seeing the manager,she asks, 'What for?'
He answers, 'Ooman ovastan? I and I waan open a joint account.Here is my bag.

I am being honest about this.Sometimes writer's block just disappears on location.
25/10/2012

I am being honest about this.Sometimes writer's block just disappears on location.

Writing can sometimes be hard. You will sometimes wrestle with a blank page for hours,some times days. Words sometimes just fail to form. Every writer is entitled to some block,it’s a perfect...

Something for children,and enterprising parents too. Exam time. Be prepared. wink wink
24/10/2012

Something for children,and enterprising parents too. Exam time. Be prepared. wink wink

original tack tics.

22/10/2012

We start off the week with a prayer: May you collide with Love so hard you are knocked off your feet. Note: Walk with eyes closed,to increase your chances.

Stand warned. This is abuse of  beer rights.
19/10/2012

Stand warned. This is abuse of beer rights.

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