01/22/2025
Time to address the elephant in the room, and I say elephant because, well, they’re HUGE.
Let me put this as gently as I can, with a sprinkle of humor: please, please, pretty please, don’t ask me to price match Costco. Or to throw in an onboard credit the size of Costco’s warehouse aisles. Costco is a trillion-dollar company, my friends. Spoiler alert: I am not a trillion-dollar company. Not even close.
Also, fun fact: most of the nice folks answering the phones at Costco Travel have probably never set foot on a cruise ship. So if something goes wrong with your dream vacation, I wouldn’t bank on them being much help. Their expertise likely ends somewhere around “Welcome to Costco, we love you.”
Now, if you’re determined to snag that $100 Costco gift card so you can stock up on enough toilet paper to survive the apocalypse, that’s fine. But don’t hit me up for a quote just so I can match their deal. Because here’s the thing: when you’re sitting there with all that toilet paper, ready to board your cruise, only to discover you needed your birth certificate (that Costco conveniently forgot to mention), and your $10,000 vacation vanishes into thin air … or the stateroom they booked for you is right underneath the late night dance club so every night you get to fall asleep to the sounds of “thump, thump, thump” …. that $100 gift card is going to feel a little less exciting, isn’t it?
Booking with a Travel Agent like me isn’t just about price—it’s about peace of mind. And trust me, peace of mind is worth a lot more than a bulk pack of TP.