Bassett Surveyors & Construction Layout Inc.

09/13/2024

05/09/2024

I copied from another, too funny I had to share
A Land Surveyor dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re a Land Surveyor — you’re in the wrong place.” So the surveyor reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the surveyor gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts implementing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the surveyor is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?” Satan replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this guy is going to come up with next.” God replies, “What??? You’ve got a Land Surveyor? That’s a mistake–he should never have gotten down there; send him up here.” Satan says, “No way. I like having a Land Surveyor on the staff, and I’m keeping him.” God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.” Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”