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11/15/2023

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11/03/2023

Rich man pickin go die😂😂😂

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10/25/2023

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10/24/2023

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10/24/2023

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I came from a family that loves beans😌We love beans so much that we can eat it🙈morning afternoon and night.😁😁

My dad was a police officer, he told me how he almost missed a promotion exams, bcos of beans.😍😅

One day, I prepared to travel to the East. The night before the journey from Lagos, I ate more than enough beans.😍😌

I boarded a fully air conditioned Hummer bus very early in the morning from Agege bus stop.🥴

We commenced the journey like every other good people,😊
no wahala.🥰

We stopped at Ore to eat, 😋
the driver was selfish to drop us at a place where food was very costly.☹️
Apparently😏because the drivers are normally given free package when they bring clīents to them.😒

I had to buy things outside the fast food,🤨
I bought egg roll, suya and groundnuts.🙈😋😋

They were all bād combinations,😁
coupled with a glass of palm wine which I used to es**rt all the things I bought down my system.🙈😅😅

After eating, we continued the journey.😌
We didn't go for 15 minutes when a serious prøtest in my stomach began.😳🥺🥺 The reaction was wørst than anything y can imagine🥺🤨

I was āfraid and shy to notify the driver to stop the vehicle so I could go and ease my self because of other passengers.😩😩

At that time a man was preaching in the bus with ānger as if he was doing it agaīnst his will.😒😒
All his preaching was about hēll fire, hēll fire.🤨

But the tēnsion was unbeārable,🤦‍♂️
I thought to myself which hēll fire will be wørst than what I was going through.🥺🥺

I started swēating profusely even under the heavy air condition in the bus I threw caution to the wind and shouted to the driver: "Oga abeg look for somewhere and park, I wan shīt!😩🥺

The Edo driver shøuted at me: "your father..☹️come førce me to støp na, you nor see tøilet for Ore? "🙄😬

Every passenger in the bus was on me, some abūsing my ancestors🤦‍♂️ some my father while the rest abūsed my village..🥺
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10/21/2023

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10/20/2023

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10/19/2023

Hold me very tight..nah Calabar we wan pass soo😜😜😜😜


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10/16/2023

Don't be in competition with any body

if land finish before we make ham 🙏🙏

👇👇we go buy house👇👇

10/15/2023

I no cm understand Nigerians again
No money!!! No money!!
Yet there is always a long queue at the ATM
Are there redrawing Thier sin🫡🤷🤷


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09/30/2023

Today is my best day

Am pregnant🤰
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09/30/2023

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09/29/2023

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09/27/2023

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09/26/2023

You are using church WiFi to download porn📵📵

They told you no more storage 👇👇

you still get mind delete Bible🤧🤧

Thunder🔥🔥

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09/25/2023

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09/24/2023

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I remembered the day I first tried to cook.
Then I was just few month above twelve year and was in jss2.

I came back from school that day to meet the house empty.
Mom had left a note on the table informing me that she had to quickly attend an impromptu program in church.

She asked me to check her black bag and take twenty naira to buy sugar and groundnut to drink garri which we already have at home.

I was extremely happy, I really love it when I return from school and my mom is out, freedom galore.

I swiftly took off my school uniform and put on one of my casual clothes.
I checked the bag and saw five hundred and twenty naira inside, I picked the twenty naira, bought what I needed from mummy Dami who sell menial items beside our house.

After I drank the garri to my satisfaction, I decided to go and play ball with my friends because their was no light to watch film. But to my surprise, when I got to our field, even a bird wasn't there.

Wah could be wrong, I asked myself as I decided to go to Lekan's house.
I got there and his mom told me that Lekan yaf started ile keu ( quranic recitation class).

" god why " I exclaimed. My first freedom in almost three months and I dinnoh na have anything to use it for.

I returned back home and slept off but to my amazement, I didn't sleep up to thirty minutes before I woke up.

I took out ludo and started playing with myself, after playing two rounds, I got tired and stopped playing.

I started thinking of what to do so as to whirl away time and escape boredom buh nothing good was entering my head.

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09/24/2023

09/24/2023

The 😂King of jokes 🤣 is back😆
1. Two babies inside their mother's womb saw a diçk coming in🙄
Baby 1: Heey look, daddy is coming to play with us.
Baby 2: shut up, u have no sense, that's not daddy, is uncle Alex, daddy don't use to cover his face with plastic while coming to play with us... U will see, this one will not give us milk when he finish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣CONTINUE LAUGHING 🤣🤣
2: A 5yrs old son catch their parents having sèx in the night 🙄
Boy: Heey, dad, what are u doing??
Dad: oh son, am putting fuel in ur Mom stomach 🙄
Boy: wow, that means mom stomach contain a lot of fuel bcuz i saw uncle Richard putting that same fuel in the morning when u went to work 🙄🙄
Mom: fainting 🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸

🤣 CONTINUE LAUGHING 🤣

3. After service on Sunday a wife saw her husband sitting in the garden so sad, she got concerned and walk to him an ask..
Wife: honey what's the matter why are you so sad?😥😥
Husband: our pastor confession is making me feel sad😥😥

Wife: what's that??
Husband: pastor confessed that he has slept with all the women in the church except one woman bcuz she has the fear of God 😥😥😥
Wife: maybe she's sister Mary bcuz she like doing Holy Holy... don't mind that Holy mary....
Husband faint 🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸Waitto🙋 the jokes sweet u 😂abi is better for you to follow my profile when next I post
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06/24/2023

😁 IT’S THE LAUGHTER HOUR 😌

1. Access Bank ATM today... debïted one man that was in front of me yesterday N60,000 twice without dispensing the cash;🙊 The man grabbëd me and shoutëd:“You are not going anywhere oo!” Because you are my only witness 😳😂
2. I like the way things are going with me, Nobody calls me, nobody invites me, nøbody visit me... this is how it should be when I make møney 😒😄
3. My bro if she puts u on her status, ask her to screenshot d number of views and show u.😕 U can be the only one to see yourself on her status 🤭😹
4. Have u noticed dat Girls have “Three voices”😀:
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ONE 👉, Is used when answering calls🙂
TWO 👉, The other one at home😶 when she is talking to her siblings😏(Her Original Voice)
THREE 👉, is used when she’s talking to her “Bae”😌😆
5. My mum just introduced me to her friend’s daughter, saying we could be friends.... Someone dat is already my Ex...😒
Mtcheeew 😅
6. If u are on my list & u are brokë raise ur hand up, don’t be shy, so I can bloçk u...
Because two captains can’t be in d same ship 😕😄
7. Nigerïans be lyk please u get flashing credit?🙂
I just wan tell dis guy make e no forget d package wey we discuss & dat thing wey he talk dat time I no hear am well make e talk am again....
Shuuuuu, for inside flashing? 😂
8. True love is when ur girl smashës ur new iPhone X on the wall cuz she saw a girl call u ‘baby’ in ur Whatsapp chats & u just smile, hug her closely & whisper in her ear “What design of wheelchair do u like ?”🤣
9. That moment u are running around for food at a wedding & u mistakënly disconnect d speakers with ur leg & ur Ëx sees u & says “Hmm his body no dey stay for one place”😏😟😹
10. Naso she carry 2k enter boutique dey test trouser of 25k; now d zip don smile 🙆
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06/24/2023

WHEN A POEM LOVER TOAST A GIRL 😄

HIM: Hi darling 😍
GIRL : hi 😕

HIM: shall I compare thee to summer's day?... come, my Celia, let's prove the sports of love.... babe, I want stand before you, like Mother idoto, just only your watery presence.....I stood barefooted and beg you to Let me be your prodigal son...
GIRL: Excuse me! my name is TRACY and not Celia...

HIM: Don't mind me dear, William Wordsworth said that the best name for lovers is the name they choose for themselves and...
GIRL: excuse me, I’m not your lover!😠

HIM: Ah baby, Shakespeare said that the game of love should be accepted with arms full of roses 🌹 not foul mouth with teeth-like sword...

GIRL: please, may I go now, I don't understand you!
HIM : Oscar Wilde said if you don't understand your lover, you try to put him in a standing order..

GIRL: I want leave! don't think that I'm harsh on you.
HIM: Not at all, IN ROMEO AND JULIET I quote "if love is harsh with you, be harsh with love"
Now, babe, you know what Ben Johnson said about lovers?

GIRL:..... No
HIM: Two proud people that need each other, yet run to embrace pride!

GIRL: it is not all about pride, its getting dark please may I leave?

HIM: But you Know, That Shakespearean Sonnet 27, lines 12 says that "lover's night is noon, although when I stay with my love, night do come quickly!..."
Now if I may ask, have you ever love someone so much that you start to write poems with his/her name like a fool?
GIRL: why, I don't know... I'm not in love, I'm not a poet... Neither Am I a fool..

HIM: my dear, William Blake said that every lover is a poet, by mind or by pen, and Shakespeare supports him by saying that every poet is a fool, although not all fools are poets.. So am foolishly poetically in love with you,!

GIRL: "poetically in love?
that is a bad English.
HIM : In poet's mouth, no word is bad.

GIRL: please, allow me to come and start going.
HIM: Please don't, you are not Abiku.

GIRL: but I have an anger issue
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