Joe Schwart Sr.

Joe Schwart Sr. Citizen of Usonia. I speak English, Esperanto, Volapük, and Quenya. I was born in Jurupa Valley. I was born with a soft skull. A congenital mineral deficiency.

But I haven't let it hold me back.

12/09/2023
12/08/2023

My slogan for my congressional campaign:

"I've done nothing wrong and I dare you to prove otherwise."

Why we can talk...and chimps cannot--but they know where they left their cellphones:We use the part of the brain that HA...
12/08/2023

Why we can talk...and chimps cannot--but they know where they left their cellphones:

We use the part of the brain that HAD BEEN utilized for short term memory.

Chimpanzees have much better working memories than humans, suggesting we may have underestimated their cognitive abilities.

12/08/2023

Neurologist Oliver Sacks wrote about the role of the VISUAL CORTEX in art, math, and music.
Idiot savants can't read or write but can produce mathematics, paintings, music.
"The visual cortex is the primary cortical region of the brain that receives, integrates, and processes visual information relayed from the retinas. It is in the occipital lobe of the primary cerebral cortex, which is in the most posterior region of the brain."
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29494110/....

Hyena-related insectivore, the AARDWOLF
12/07/2023

Hyena-related insectivore, the AARDWOLF

12/07/2023

A former editor once wrote a promo for his bok:

"Like millions of others, I have a unique perspective."

ME TOO. I'm unique, TOO!

Don't believe everything you see.
12/07/2023

Don't believe everything you see.

Watch the preview

IQ 80:Paying for waterFacial tatoosAny tatoosObesityMorbid obesityUnfinished college degreesUnfinished high school degre...
12/06/2023

IQ 80:

Paying for water
Facial tatoos
Any tatoos
Obesity
Morbid obesity
Unfinished college degrees
Unfinished high school degrees
Legal adults living in their parent' homes
Having more than 3 children
Having children without a partner
Driving without a driver's license
Driving while stoned
Drinking more than three drinks or beers
Driving after drinking more than two drinks
M**h
Adults wearing a baseball cap
Wearing a baseball cap backwards
Eating at McDonalds

With the introduction of the intelligence (IQ) test, developed
by Binet in France, and brought to this country by Goddard, it
became an accepted practice to relate these three terms to specific I.Q. scores —idiot for those scoring below 25, imbecile
25 to 50, and moron 50-70/75. Later on the terms "severe,"
"moderate," and "mild" replaced those terms, but conceptually
no change occurred.

[fig. 1 IQ bell curve--dark orange represents serious impairment on the left and college freshmen on the right]

"If no one wants to talk with you, what makes you think they want to read you T-shirt?"--Fran Liebowitz, 1978
12/06/2023

"If no one wants to talk with you, what makes you think they want to read you T-shirt?"
--Fran Liebowitz, 1978

https://letterboxd.com/film/grow-live-monsters/
12/05/2023

https://letterboxd.com/film/grow-live-monsters/

Grow Live Monsters is a selection of 8mm, super-8, and 16 mm film phantasies from the period 1971-76. While still at high school Cary Loren started a correspondence with underground filmmaker, actor, and performance artist Jack Smith, which led to a meeting in the summer of 1973. Shortly after that....

undiscovered
12/05/2023

undiscovered

The Bush Demon!
12/05/2023

The Bush Demon!

It is real, I swear!The Harpy Eagle!
12/05/2023

It is real, I swear!

The Harpy Eagle!

-HEY-Don't tell me to calm down.[fig. 1 Smooth brain]
12/04/2023

-HEY-

Don't tell me to calm down.

[fig. 1 Smooth brain]

Who is the brains behind this operation, eh?
03/16/2023

Who is the brains behind this operation, eh?

The one in the middle.
03/16/2023

The one in the middle.

03/16/2023

The one on the right.

03/16/2023

The one on the left.

Low Bar
03/15/2023

Low Bar

The language of feigned indifference
03/15/2023

The language of feigned indifference

The language of mild disinterest
03/15/2023

The language of mild disinterest

The language of like
03/15/2023

The language of like

The language of love
03/15/2023

The language of love

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