Clown Hikes

Clown Hikes CLOWN HIKES!GREAT OUTDOORS!!FUN TIME!!!"BALLOON ANIMALS"!!!!4 KIDS 2!!!!!

09/20/2017

Does anyone have recommendations of any good lawyers in the tinseltown area that are familiar with suing slander tv shows?

Hopefully also familiar with suing horses, not sure if that makes a difference.

09/20/2017

BoJack Horseman
We have just watched your disgusting shows slander towards clowns that like to be in the woods. We will not stand by and let this happen on our watch or in our tvs.

Clowns in the woods do not have rabbis and are not dangerous, THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN PROVEN IN A COURT OF LAW!!!!

You will hear from our lawyers.

04/01/2017

Whew we are back! Kids remember when the world has you in a frown take a 4 month hike!

11/10/2016

Daniel Sasson Want to come to the woods with us?

10/07/2016

Thanks for all the media coverage.

02/08/2016

Hey guys and gals! Why not take a hike! A clown hike! Instead of eating chips and watching super bowls. Although you could eat chips on the clown hikes as well, if you are into eating chips while you are hiking. Just a reminder though, you have to bring your own snacks, because we just don't know enough about allergies and we're not making that mistake again. It's hard to find an ambulance in the woods on our hikes, believe me.

Yeah right, your not fooling anyone. A funny nose and hat and collar does not make you a clown ok? I think that was made...
02/27/2015

Yeah right, your not fooling anyone. A funny nose and hat and collar does not make you a clown ok? I think that was made VERY CLEAR in our byelaws.

07/01/2014

HEY EVERYONE! Don't forget to remember that Clown Hikes™ has experience ;) with children AND hikes™. So don't worry about "safety" of your little ones. We can take care of them in the woods just like we do everyone who comes into the woods with us!! THINK ABOUT IT!!

06/29/2014

Hey guys and clowns and girls and women and other people. Soon we will be at witness to the celebrations of birth of this great nations (no wonder we separated from the other nation that gave birth to us, but also deported us for being clowns where-and-when they don't want to be clowns). WHY NOT celebrate with a CLOwn HiKES™?! Who better to show you why this country is so great then some clown hiker guides™ with great clown chemistry™. After all this is the country that gave birth to Paul Rudd and why can't that be something to celebrate?

That's all we ask.

06/26/2014

love a CLOwN HiKES! Trust us on that one!!

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