SK Morton's Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour

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SK Morton's Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour

Do you like history? Arduous treks up steep hills? Being taunted by your tour guide? How about wind? Really, really strong wind. Then this is the tour for you.
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The hilarious SK Morton brings his offbeat sense of humor to his walking history tours of SF. The Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour is the get rich slow scheme of local idiot and author of the indifferently anticipated tour book: "I Left My Heart In San Francisco and All I Got Was This Lousy Rash". You'll be entertained as well as educated by a predominantly sober SF native, SK Morton, as you disco

ver the world famous neighborhoods and landmarks of the city by the bay all from the comfort of your own two feet. SK prides himself on his knowledge of the city and will draw on that expertise as well as his proclivity to lie in order to answer any and all questions you may have during the tour. Take in the beautiful vistas atop Telegraph Hill. Learn about the incredible Art Deco architecture of the Financial District. Sample the delicious Italian fare in colorful North Beach ("colorful" being Gaelic and literally translated: "Filthy garlic eaters"). Watch the day's catch come in as you smell the salt air, and probably something that got run over, at Fisherman's Wharf. Smoke o***m in ChinaTown. Get naked in Golden Gate Park. Protest Something at the Civic Center. Poke a guy as he sleeps in the Presidio. No matter what the adventure, the Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour is a great way to kill some time since the Alcatraz trip is totally filled up already.

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