SK Morton's Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour

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SK Morton's Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour Do you like history? Arduous treks up steep hills? Being taunted by your tour guide? How about wind? Really, really strong wind. Then this is the tour for you.

The hilarious SK Morton brings his offbeat sense of humor to his walking history tours of SF. The Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour is the get rich slow scheme of local idiot and author of the indifferently anticipated tour book: "I Left My Heart In San Francisco and All I Got Was This Lousy Rash". You'll be entertained as well as educated by a predominantly sober SF native, SK Morton, as you disco

ver the world famous neighborhoods and landmarks of the city by the bay all from the comfort of your own two feet. SK prides himself on his knowledge of the city and will draw on that expertise as well as his proclivity to lie in order to answer any and all questions you may have during the tour. Take in the beautiful vistas atop Telegraph Hill. Learn about the incredible Art Deco architecture of the Financial District. Sample the delicious Italian fare in colorful North Beach ("colorful" being Gaelic and literally translated: "Filthy garlic eaters"). Watch the day's catch come in as you smell the salt air, and probably something that got run over, at Fisherman's Wharf. Smoke o***m in ChinaTown. Get naked in Golden Gate Park. Protest Something at the Civic Center. Poke a guy as he sleeps in the Presidio. No matter what the adventure, the Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour is a great way to kill some time since the Alcatraz trip is totally filled up already.

17/02/2022
05/01/2022

SK Morton's humor anthology is a mediocrepiece. Get your copy now!

For everybody who said, "You should write a book."This will teach you
17/12/2021

For everybody who said, "You should write a book."
This will teach you

Remember when you thought the jokes on the Lousy Walking Tour were corny and unimaginative? Now some people in a theater...
19/11/2021

Remember when you thought the jokes on the Lousy Walking Tour were corny and unimaginative? Now some people in a theater will find out. Get tickets today!

Get your tickets now - https://pruneyardcinemas.com/ticket-and-showtimes/movie/comedy-night---stand-up/

Live Stand-Up Comedy comes to the Pruneyard Cinemas in Campbell.

December 10th (7p) & 11th (6p and 830p)

Tickets are only $20 - 18+

Headliner is Frankie Marcos

- Frankie Marcos started stand up comedy in San Jose, California. Now based in Los Angeles, he’s working at Comedy Clubs across the country. The Comedy Store in Hollywood, Punchline San Francisco, Comic Strip NYC, to name a few. Frankie has worked with Taylor Tomlinson, Michael Che, Nicole Byer, Bobby Lee, and more. In 2017 he was the runner up for the annual Rooster T Feathers Comedy Competition out of 100 Bay Area comedians. In 2019, he placed 6th overall in the SF International comedy competition out of 32 comedians worldwide.

Also Appearing
Emily Van D**e (Saturday)
Ian Levy
Nicole Tran
Leslie Lang (Friday)
SK Morton
Hank Romero

02/05/2021

SK will be releasing a couple books this year: Grandpa's Cheese (Out in the end of summer), and "children's" books to accompany these videos.
Enjoy Episode 1 of MortonPiece Theater's THE LITTLE RED HEN

Don't miss out on SK Morton's best tours of San Francisco. You won't regret it. http://bit.ly/39yH6Iz
16/03/2020

Don't miss out on SK Morton's best tours of San Francisco. You won't regret it. http://bit.ly/39yH6Iz

Just another lousy day exploring San Francisco's many rooftop gardens.  http://bit.ly/2O9eoFX
13/03/2020

Just another lousy day exploring San Francisco's many rooftop gardens.
http://bit.ly/2O9eoFX

11/03/2020

San Francisco Lousy Walking Tours. It's what to do when you step inside San Francisco. http://bit.ly/2O9eoFX

04/03/2020

If only they had checked his credentials.

Have a question? (Hey that's a question) Just ask SK Morton.
02/03/2020

Have a question? (Hey that's a question) Just ask SK Morton.

Yerba Buena (Good Herb) was the aptly prophetic name for the original village that became San Francisco.  On this 3rd le...
28/02/2020

Yerba Buena (Good Herb) was the aptly prophetic name for the original village that became San Francisco. On this 3rd leg of the tour we start with that and jam a bunch more in over the next 2 hours & 45 minutes. It's probably too much for one afternoon. Maybe you should ride the ducks. That way you won't get overwhelmed.

26/02/2020

It's what to do when you step in of San Francisco.

The Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour is super innovative. When you take a tour, you'll get the Silicon Valley treatment ...
24/02/2020

The Lousy San Francisco Walking Tour is super innovative. When you take a tour, you'll get the Silicon Valley treatment with in-depth multimedia. It's the San Francisco Way. http://bit.ly/2O9eoFX

Sure there's a bunch of walking tours that you can take from the Palace Hotel to Union Square to Chinatown's Dragon Gate...
22/02/2020

Sure there's a bunch of walking tours that you can take from the Palace Hotel to Union Square to Chinatown's Dragon Gate. But how many tour guides will try to trip you along the way? SK will, and he's got a pretty good record of acquittal.

Yum! Do you know what this tasty fruit is called? This is just some of the delicious foods you may come across along the...
21/02/2020

Yum! Do you know what this tasty fruit is called? This is just some of the delicious foods you may come across along the Lousy Chinatown Tour. http://bit.ly/2MltDKx

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