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🌟 "Waiting is tricky" -my daughter, every time she asks when we are meeting Tiana. 🐸👑 No need for complex crafts—just some paper, Disney stickers, and a whole lot of patience (because we all know toddlers have zero). Watch them rip off a ring each day with the glee of a mini Disney villain plotting their takeover. Perfect for those who can’t wait and parents who need a break from the countdown questions! 😂🏰 #DisneyCountdown #ToddlerLife #CraftyParenting #MagicalMoments #FamilyFun
I shimmied into the Hard Rock Cafe at City Walk Orlando just as some wretched concert let out from next door, ready to get my fix of greasy fare to sooth the soul wrenching combination of physical exhaustion and exclusion from a favorite past-time. The bar was empty as a ghost town, save for yours truly and the giant pink Caddy spinning above, a damn garish sight but smoothing my jagged nerves nonetheless.
I waved down the barkeep and ordered up the Golden Onion Tower, a rickety pile of fried onions and false promises of ranch dipping sauce. The rings had a satisfying crunch, but the sauce was some bland gunk barely worth its weight in backwash. As I shoved the dregs around my plate, I ordered another round - the Smoked Old Fashioned. The name evoked smoky speakeasies, hats pulled down over wild eyes, and barrel-chested men who ain't asked questions cause they ain't offering answers. But this drink was no smoky jewel of the past - just another bourbon, falsely advertised and forlorn in its glass tomb, much like myself on that night.
In the end, the Hard Rock is as it always was - a graveyard for bygone dreams filled with nothing but neon lights, Death's-head cowboy skulls, and one garish Caddy to rule them all. And yet, the place still suits me fine. Because past those doors are the milling hordes, the members-only amusement machine - and at least at that bar, the kingdom belongs to me, if you for a half an hour.
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Kettle Chip Nachos and the Too Chocolate Stout at Toothesomes Chocolate Emporium in Orlando:
The Kettle Chip Nachos offer an intriguing twist on traditional nachos by substituting homemade kettle chips for tortilla chips. The combination of crispy, salty chips with flavorful shredded pork, spicy andouille sausage, and creamy queso makes for a satisfying nacho experience. The addition of sweet peppers provides a nice touch of freshness and balance. At $14.95, the portion is somewhat on the smaller side for a shared appetizer, but at less than the cost of most entrees, this is a filling option for one lonely park nerd.
The Too Chocolate Stout pours an opaque black with a modest tan head. The aroma is dominated by bittersweet chocolate and roast malt. On the palate, the beer leads with semisweet chocolate flavor, followed by subtle notes of coffee and vanilla. The mouthfeel is smooth and creamy. The chocolate flavors last through the finish, which has low bitterness. Overall, this stout delivers solid chocolate flavor in a very drinkable 5.8% ABV package. It provides a nice complement to the rich flavors of the nachos. At $10.50, it is reasonably priced for a specialty stout. The Too Chocolate Stout is a tasty chocolate-forward beer that pairs well with desserts or savory dishes featuring chocolate.
Well folks, Justin and Autumn are back at it again with another jam-packed episode of Easy Diz It! This time, they’re tackling the controversial topic of how to use Disney’s Genie+ system without being glued to your phone the entire vacation.
They kick things off with some friendly banter about Autumn’s car troubles and the woes of car shopping as a couple. But soon enough we dive right into the main topic.
Justin gets fired up reading a strongly-worded 1-star review from a guest named Edward. Poor Edward felt like he spent more time stressing about Genie+ reservations than actually enjoying himself. Cue Autumn reeling Justin back in – they agree constant phone use takes away from the magic of family time at Disney.
This leads into their helpful tips for minimizing phone time with Genie+. First up is the “Use, Make” strategy – book your first Lightning Lane at 7am, then after using it, book your next one. Only check for modifications during scheduled breaks. Simple but effective!
How to Maximize Genie+ Without Being Tied to Your Phone from WDW Magazine
Next is hiring the Standby Skipper app to book your Lightning Lanes for you. At $25-$45 bucks though, Justin and Autumn debate if the convenience is worth the cost.
Standby Skipper
Other suggestions include setting firm phone checking rules, reconsidering Genie+ during lower crowd times, and focusing on individual Lightning Lane rides.
Great info from TouringPlans: How Much Time Can I Save with Genie+ at WDW?
At the end of the day, efficiency isn’t everything – it’s about soaking up those magical moments with your crew!
#willitmickey? Mushroom #Ravioli with Sage Brown Butter Sauce.
Dough: 10oz AP flour, 6 egg yolks, 2 lg eggs, 1 tbsp olive oil. Rest at least 2 hours before rolling.
Filling: 1.5lb mushrooms, shallot, garlic, 2 tsp fresh thyme, 2 tsp fresh rosemary, 1tsp sage, 2tsp fennel seed, salt, .5 cup Parmesan, .5 cup ricotta, .25 cup Italian parsley.
Sauce: Brown 4tbsp butter carefully, add sage leaves and 1 tsp lemon juice, add pasta and .25 cup pasta water. Baste ravioli with sauce as it thickens.
Veg: Olive oil, Aleppo pepper, salt, deglaze and steam with 1 tbsp black vinegar (balsamic subs fine), finish with sumac (lemon zest works)
#disneysnacks #cookingathome #mickeyshapedfood #disneylifestyle #homecook #mickey
You know who's got a really soothin' voice? This guy Patrick Warburton. Real husky and mellow. He's the one narratin' the preshow for Soarin' over at Epcot. Yeah, that's right. Just him tellin' people to keep their hands and feet inside the ride and whatnot. Calms everybody down before they go glidin' in the air. And get this - he's also that security droid in line for Star Tours! G2-9T or somethin'. Pretty funny robot, that guy. Has some good zingers for all them people waitin' in line. Ol' Patrick's got pipes, y'know? Real unique sound. Even though they're short parts, his voice sticks with ya. Gives those Disney rides a little somethin' extra. Well hey, gotta go. Nice chattin' with ya.
🗑️ Oh, fine, if you insist. "Sunny Day Celebration" at Busch Gardens Williamsburg is this disgustingly cheerful stage show where all those Sesame Street characters get together to sing and dance like a bunch of happy-go-lucky fools. It's all about sunshine, friendship, and giggles, which, if you ask me, is pretty rotten. You'll see Elmo, Abby, and Cookie Monster acting all cheerful and sunny, but it's nothing but a bunch of trash, if you ask me. If you're into that sort of thing, go ahead and enjoy it, but I'll be in my trash can, far away from all that sunny nonsense!
You're about to enter another dimension, not only of sight and sound but of mind. You've just crossed over into Hollywood Boulevard, a place where the glitz and glamour of Tinseltown's yesteryears come to life in the twilight hours of Disney's Hollywood Studios. This bustling street, bathed in the eternal glow of vintage neon signs, carries you back to a time when movies were king and dreams knew no bounds.
Here, the past and present coexist in a surreal symphony of entertainment. Stroll down this mystic boulevard, and you'll find yourself face to face with your favorite Disney characters, just a heartbeat away from the silver screen magic. But beware, for in this peculiar place, the lines between reality and fantasy blur, and unexpected adventures await around every corner.
As you embark on your journey down Hollywood Boulevard, remember that you've entered a realm where imagination knows no bounds, and the stories of the past are eternally present. This area beckons you to explore, experience, and let your own story become a part of the tapestry of dreams woven into this extraordinary dimension.
What Disney attractions would you want to eat?
Don't sleep on Spring 2024!
I've got over 20 minutes of restored audio!
I did NOT expect this to work. The magnetic reel to reel has to be 60-70yeats old!
Have you ever seen one of these?
In a box... In my basement... Wth!?
This weird little room! Why is it there?
This was is in our basement!
If you're thinking about Orlando or Anaheim for Thanksgiving or Christmas this year, now is the time to book it. Discounts up to 25% have been released, and they are snapping up quick! Tell me any questions you might have! 🧐
The Disney dining plan offers convenience and ease during your magical vacation, providing pre-paid meal options for various Disney restaurants. It simplifies budgeting and eliminates the hassle of individual payments. However, it's important to consider that the dining plan might not always be the best value for every family. Depending on your dining preferences and eating habits, the cost of the plan may exceed the actual expenses incurred. Assessing your family's dining preferences, and exploring alternative dining options can help ensure you make the most of your vacation budget. And I can help with that! If you want to hear more about my process, you will find my booking link in my bio/ profile.
Skipper Jonah pt4, Jungle Cruise WDW
