08/04/2025
Mopeds, monkeys and military was on today’s agenda. My bony butt drove 100 kilometers roundtrip on a motorbike to and from Monkey Island. I may be built like a retired running back, but I have no cushion on my back end. I’ll be feeling it in the morning. The long trek was worth it though. Got to see a lot of monkeys in the wild, as well as a couple of crocodiles 🐊. Side note: Monkeys are a bunch of _____holes. You can’t have ANYTHING loose on you. About 100 yards into the hike, one of them tried to swipe my glasses. I had to go bald and blind the rest of the journey. Monkey Island also served as a military base, back in the Vietnam War. It was very interesting experience to listen to the Vietnamese point of view. Had some Pho as well as a bowl of noodles with mystery seafood (some of the ingredients were looking at me). The guides were great. One of them told me “you look like when you were young, you were an athlete”. I guess I’ll take that as a compliment. Today was a good day.