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Effing Chicago Effing Chicago is a collective of professional tour guides running tours that are just as informative, but with more swearing and stuff.
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Hey folks! Don't forget to tune in tonight at 7pm CST to catch another round of hating on Chicago's Jerks with Mandy Cry...
29/08/2024

Hey folks! Don't forget to tune in tonight at 7pm CST to catch another round of hating on Chicago's Jerks with Mandy Crypt! See you there!

To whoever invented the "velocipede shower"...c'mere, I just wanna talk...lol-Ness County News, Kansas, June 26, 1897
09/08/2024

To whoever invented the "velocipede shower"...c'mere, I just wanna talk...lol

-Ness County News, Kansas, June 26, 1897

Don't forget to tune in tonight at 7pm CST to learn all about the London Particular, aka Pea Soupers, with Mandy Crypt !
31/07/2024

Don't forget to tune in tonight at 7pm CST to learn all about the London Particular, aka Pea Soupers, with Mandy Crypt !

23/07/2024

Hello folks! The long wait for my Calvary Cemetery tour in Milwaukee is over! I have two dates coming up when I will be running the tour, the first is this Sunday then next is on August 17. Can't wait to show you around one of my favorite cemeteries!

And the award for the Worst Piano Company Name Ever goes to...(Chicago Tribune, 1923)
11/07/2024

And the award for the Worst Piano Company Name Ever goes to...
(Chicago Tribune, 1923)

Fresh Drugs, Books! Stationery, and Wall Paper?! Sign me up!(Paxton Record, August 10th, 1871)
22/06/2024

Fresh Drugs, Books! Stationery, and Wall Paper?! Sign me up!

(Paxton Record, August 10th, 1871)

Hot Girl Summer 1900 "What an easy time you have of it, my dear.""Easy? Why darling, I lie here and think what a lot I h...
18/06/2024

Hot Girl Summer 1900
"What an easy time you have of it, my dear."
"Easy? Why darling, I lie here and think what a lot I have to do until I'm tired out"

- Chicago Tribune August 19, 1900

08/06/2024

🎶It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood 🎶

This charming imp gentleman is snuggled up in the columns of the men's smoking room in the basement of the Chicago Theat...
07/06/2024

This charming imp gentleman is snuggled up in the columns of the men's smoking room in the basement of the Chicago Theater. Can't decide if he's perching or experiencing cramps.

Don't forget to tune in tonight at 7pm CST to learn about the Cherry Mine Disaster with Mandy Crypt!
29/05/2024

Don't forget to tune in tonight at 7pm CST to learn about the Cherry Mine Disaster with Mandy Crypt!

Are they absolutely sure it was the asparagus that made people sick? Are they reeeeeeally sure? 🦪
23/05/2024

Are they absolutely sure it was the asparagus that made people sick? Are they reeeeeeally sure? 🦪

Call out posts have always been a thing. I bet William Chapman  would have LOVED Twitter, lol-(source: The Frederick Hor...
06/05/2024

Call out posts have always been a thing. I bet William Chapman would have LOVED Twitter, lol

-(source: The Frederick Hornet, September 27, 1803.)

In just a couple hours, at 7pm CST, Mandy Crypt is gonna talk to you folks about the Satanic Panic! Be there or be squar...
17/04/2024

In just a couple hours, at 7pm CST, Mandy Crypt is gonna talk to you folks about the Satanic Panic! Be there or be square!

Cheeky little cherubs in the Women's Lounge at the Chicago Theatre.🍑🍑🍑
17/04/2024

Cheeky little cherubs in the Women's Lounge at the Chicago Theatre.

🍑🍑🍑

Okay, wrong answers only: how did a parrot cause a riot? Lol- St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, June 5, 1910
07/04/2024

Okay, wrong answers only: how did a parrot cause a riot? Lol

- St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, June 5, 1910

Lovin' this new mural on Michigan Ave
07/04/2024

Lovin' this new mural on Michigan Ave

20/03/2024

Hi folks! Thanks for joining us today! This presentation is free to view, donations are suggested!

venmo: mandysimo
paypal: [email protected]
patreon: Mandy Crypt

Happy Wednesday, folks! D**g forget to tune in tonight at 7pm CST to learn about the unsolved murder mystery of Elizabet...
20/03/2024

Happy Wednesday, folks! D**g forget to tune in tonight at 7pm CST to learn about the unsolved murder mystery of Elizabeth Short: the Black Dahlia!

Cheez Whiz: Kid tested, Dracula approved!
17/03/2024

Cheez Whiz: Kid tested, Dracula approved!

Who doesn't love a "fat and sassy" family closet skeleton? -The Salina Evening Journal, Kansas, November 9, 1915
08/03/2024

Who doesn't love a "fat and sassy" family closet skeleton?

-The Salina Evening Journal, Kansas, November 9, 1915

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Effing Chicago is a collective of professional tour guides who want to run some tours outside of the usual corporate restrictions. We make fun of Trump, swear a bit, ignore stories that we know aren’t true, and avoid dumb uniforms. We also don’t force you to pose for a photo just so we can try to sell you a copy later. You’re welcome!