12/01/2025
🌊🚢 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CRUISE-O-SPHERE! 🚢🌊
As I was diving into my year-end numbers I discovered something SHOCKING! 😱 55% of my sales this year have been CRUISES! 😱 That’s right folks, half of my business is all about those ocean breezes and poolside piña coladas. 🍹
Here’s a peek at my top-sailing lines:
🛳 Viking River & Ocean (Yep, classy AND adventurous!)
🛳 Princess/Royal Caribbean (Almost tied... it's like a cruise showdown!)
🛳 Ritz-Carlton Yacht (Because who doesn't enjoy a bit of luxury)
🚨 BUT WAIT, IT GETS BETTER! 🚨 If you’re a cruise lover, it would behoove you (I promise, I don’t just say "behoove" for fun) to reach out to me. Why? Because I've got the inside scoop on:
✨ Over 3,000 group sailings with Royal Caribbean & Celebrity, with special pricing you can't find online. ✨ 500+ group sailings with Norwegian Cruise Line. ✨ Special perks with lines like Regent, Silversea, and Viking (hello, extra amenities!).
🎯 Special pricing is usually available if you book at least 8 months ahead. Early bird catches the deal... and the cruise buffet. 🍽
And hey, before you think, “Ugh, I don’t want to bother her with just a cruise,” remember this: I’m not just booking your ship, I’m booking your WHOLE EXPERIENCE. From flights ✈️ to pre/post-hotel stays 🏨 and even excursion recommendations (because you know you want to swim with dolphins 🐬), I’ve got you covered.
So, what are you waiting for? Let’s make your cruise dreams come true. Drop me a message, give me a call, or send me a pigeon (kidding, but I’m open to it) – and let’s get you sailing away! 🌊🚢