08/13/2021
Attention all Biography Minute Employees, Volunteers, and Devoted Fans….
Please refer to Volume 32, Chapter 776, Line 12, Addendum IIV66R given out 2 years ago at the annual Dipsy Doodle DoodleOff. (Congrats again on the FourPeat Anthony!*)
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-“All baked goods created or reconstituted on the South-Eastern stove minutes from gate 9001/Detour HH shall be consumed immediately or be transported to a neutral location via approved Pyrex vessels”-
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Unfortunately John Paul has had a spill, yet again, going on a “down-about” to the basement to refill the magenta ink cartridge. 3rd shift security has recovered the Funnel Cake remains and we have several suspects in custody. We pride ourselves on transparency and due process, however this type of situation is becoming far too commonplace to remain at our current safety level of Tamarind Rind. The following graphic shall remain on display for the near future until business as usual resumes as a reminder of the shortcoming by us all as a community.
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To all a good night and may our Biography Heroes continue to flourish and make history!
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***Anthony is a 2 year old Chinchilla and may be stricken from victory records once the official investigation comes to a conclusion.
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