01/10/2024
Today I was peacefully singing my favorite Christmas Meowrol for when my Meowmy saw me and panicked!😱 She said she thought I was going to start biting again. Start again?! When did I stop?🤷🏼♀️
She said that, because of the Zoë incident, Santa was going to bring me a ton of coal. I just rolled my eyes.🙄 I've been promised a ton of coal every Christmas since 2016, and Santa has failed to deliver even a single lump.
So I asked her if I could have that in writing, and she said, "Mark my words, Santa will bring you so much coal you won't know what to do with it all".
So I did mark her words, and I researched legal channels and learned that verbal agreements are binding in Pennsylvania. So it looks like, after Christmas, I'll be the proud owner of the biggest coal industry the world has ever known!📈💰
Not that I'm an advocate of fossil fuels, mind you. I'm not in the least. But we must face the fact that they provide 80% of our current energy needs, and they're not going anywhere in my lifetime.🏭 So being a business-minded, profit-oriented kitty, I might as well take advantage of this.💰
I'll be offering a Friends and Family discount for coal deliveries after the new year.
For tonight though, Mayor Countess Zoë Moonpie would like to welcome everyone to Bloodsville for 🦇🍷. Drinks are on the house in celebration of her full recovery (except for the shaved spot; that will take a little more time).
As for me, I'm going back to beautiful Wales to spend a peaceful weekend with my good friend Oscar 😌🕉
Remember the Friday Night Box Pawties. 🎵 at with .tx , and also at with .the.kitten and 📦