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Steve the Spanner

The Handyman with the handy tan. D.I.Y help around the house. No job too big or too small. Honest, affordable and sometimes smiling. Wiring. Plastering. Bricklaying.

I'm Steve and I thought I'd retired in May 2016. Sadly for me, my eldest son is a prat and has set this bloody business up for me to keep me busy. He even chose the crap name which I don't know how to change. Whilst I'm useless at technology, I am the Liam Neeson of the DIY world. My unique set of skills are:
Plumbing. Tiling. Drilling holes. If it needs a tool, I'm your man. Recent projects inclu

de:
Conservatory built
Loft conversion
Spotlight installation
Kitchen fitted
Shed built
Please see my timeline for pictures. Steve The Spanner guarantee
I'll be on time (I hate being late). If you're not happy, bog off. Rates:
£30 an hour. Cup of coffee on arrival. Areas worked:
Derbyshire and Dublin. Nowhere in between because I have to get back to Frankie. Please don't ask me to do:
Set up anything with a sim card
Connect anything via why-fy or blueteeth
Use the internet

How to book:
Message me (don't text because i can't text), and don't phone (I can sound abrupt when I talk into phones). Let me know what job you want doing and when. I'll message you back with a fixed price and when I can do it. I don't work Friday night's, that's my fish and chip night. Taglines for the business. Apparently I need one. My son's given me
"Because every town needs a Steve to believe in"
Other suggestions:
"Bloody hell"
"Steve's my name, fixings my game"
Please post your suggestions to my page. Winner will be decided when I'm back from my holiday. Free plug installation for the winning suggestion. So if you need any odd jobs doing, please message me. It'll get me out of the house. Launch Promotion:
Free 'We believe in Steve' mug for the first 100 customers. Coming soon:
Steve's Tool School
Is your man crap at DIY? Perhaps your village needs a Steve? Steve's Tool School will show them how to do the basics.

Address

147 Woodhouse Road , Horsley Woodhouse
Derbyshire , United Kingdom
DE76AY

Website

facebook.com

Products

Conservatorys built
Loft conversion
Spotlight installation
Kitchens fitted
Sheds built
Shelves put up
Electrical sockets wired
Tiling
Painting
Window installation

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