07/06/2024
UPDATE 2: The 2nd day of the alternator event dawned and 10am brought a fine gentleman whose job it was to enlarge the ineffective port in the fiberglass that Lagoon had left us with so that we could remove the bolt and thereby pull the old alternator. Dirk asked him to come with a 90 degree drill attachment because of course we did not have the clearance to enlarge the hole coming straight on. We needed a drill attachment that was basically like an elbow to make a 90 deg turn and drill into the fiberglass bulkhead. So, of course, our gentleman arrives sans tools, just to take a look-see. Now this might be fine if he, say, pulled up in the driveway at home with his workshop in his van, but we are anchored out in Cane Garden Bay. So we have to dinghy over and retrieve him from the dinghy dock, bring him to the boat so he can survey the job, take him back to the dock, then we return to the boat. He has to drive back to his shop pick up the needed tools and return and of course another round trip dinghy run is needed. Did I mention he’s on the clock? Whatever. The alternator mechanic was long gone because he couldn’t do anything until we got the fiberglass hole enlarged, so now fiberglass dude has the baton. He took a look and decided he needed a 90 degree drill attachment, and set off to commandeer one. 😕
Fiberglass dude (who is coincidentally also named Tony and it gets very confusing what with Tony Eads being part of the story, so this guy will be called Fiberglass dude from here on out) comes back with a contraption that looks as though it may possibly work. He attaches a hole saw to the contraption and goes to work.
Basically, the situation is that there is a big, fiberglass bulkhead (consider it like a door that has space behind it but the door itself cannot be opened as it is fiberglassed shut). As soon as he started drilling, the business end of the hole saw spun off through the initial Lagoon hole that he was trying to enlarge and his hole saw attachment fell back behind the offending bulkhead so now we are down a tool again. Back to shore with Fiberglass dude so that he can collect a DIFFERENT tool that will help him fish out the hole saw attachment that he lost behind the bulkhead. While awaiting his return, Dirk dinghied back to the boat and we had a sandwich and over lunch made a few colorful remarks along the lines of “what was he thinking?!? how in the world could he have lost the attachment?!?!” and so on.
As we awaited the next opportunity to dinghy back to shore and pick him up, we remembered a random tool we had bought from one of those impulse buy stations right at the register of one of our favorite marine stores. It was a pretty strong magnet on a telescoping rod. Now, you may recall from previously that we cannot access this delightful port coming straight on and since this tool is kind of like a long screwdriver w a magnet at the end, we decided to sacrifice the telescoping rod part and chop that part off and tie or tape the magnet to a string and get fishin’. And fish we did. Catch we did not.
Fiberglass dude stayed gone the rest of the day. About 4 pm, Dirk gave up on the errant hole saw and called Eads Tool and Supply, the only outfit on island that personally delivers a wide variety of power tools on demand (and along with them brings home grown bananas and Papayas from their own yard!).
Tony (Eads) delivered another hole saw attachment and Dirk recalled yet another wacky tool he bought on a whim thinking “surely there’ll be a need for THIS someday!” Well, the day had come. Dirk paired up Tony’s hole saw with his drill attachment and went to cutting. You’ll never, ever guess what happened! Oh, wow, you DID guess! So now we have not one, but TWO hole saw attachments lost in the great void. Desperately not wanting to have to admit this to Tony (and also really needing to finish drilling that hole), Dirk went to fishing with the magnet again. This time he CAUGHT IT! Caught Tony’s, not the other one, whew! Went back to drilling, I think he lost, fished and caught a few more times. FINALLY we had clearance to back the bolt out! Dirk let the mechanic know we were back in business and to return first thing in the AM.