21/02/2022
So, the last 7 months have been an amazing adventure. We've been to/through 9 states so far with 8 more planed before the end of April. We've been places we loved, places we liked, places we didn't care so much for and some places we wish we had never gone.
*RANT INCOMMING* More of our posts are sunny and full of rainbows and time lapse videos, this one will not be as sunny. We appreciate everybody following us on FB and the great comments we get. This post is about the darker side of full-time RV life. (Mostly just so I can vent, I crave catharsis. 😉)
October in Oceanside CA, the black tank starts leaking, just a bit. For those who don't know, the black tank holds the contents of the toilet until such time as it can be properly disposed of. It is the one part of the RV that I prayed would just work properly forever and I would never have to go into that dark cave on Dagobah without my blaster. So, naturally, it breaks. How's that for a big 'F**k you' from the universe?
It was leaking a teeny tiny bit around a fitting which is part of the tank flush cleaning system. However, teeny drips of black tank contents are not anything to mess around with. My initial thought was, "I have some bitchin epoxy, I'll mix it up and slather it all over the area. Problem solved, right?" The devil on my shoulder was all, "Yeah do it! Cut a corner and save a few bucks, do it the half-assed way." So, I figured we had better fix it right, especially if we are going to sell Bag End on Wheels at some point. I contact our RV guy (what a loser, but a rant for another time) to order a new black tank. The order was placed the Friday after Thanksgiving.
December: We sneak back to SLC for tank repairs (and to hopefully ride out the Omicron Wave (which didn't work as planned as I immediately got COVID, but again, that's a rant for another time.)
The tank arrives the last week of January. Freaking January!! Like 8 weeks for delivery. It did not come from Bolivia via Llama, it came from North Carolina, by wagon train apparently based on the delivery time.
So tank is here, RV is here, loser RV guy takes 2 weeks to install. RV done, we bolt to Kanab to get away from SLC Winter. So, the catch is, that I, and totally only I, did not winterize the plumbing on the RV before we dropped it off. Water in PEX, cold outside, water becomes ice, PEX and related fittings crack and burst. Being in a hurry as we were, we did not test the water system until we got to Kanab. After all what could go wrong? Loser RV guy said he tested everything so everything must work, right?
No, the answer is no everything did not work right. Park at Kanab, hook up water, turn on water, every faucet in the RV is spraying water, and not in the manner is was intended to by the manufacturer. Kanab, love Kanab, Kanab is beautiful, however, Kanab does not have a proper store for plumbing supplies. Gotta go to St George for a Lowes. UGH! So, Scott, the killer dude at True Value works magic with PEX and SharkBite fittings and over the course of 4 days, I manage to plug all leaks and begin the process of actually repairing them.
There are 5 points on this gig from which water is designed to dispense; Kitchen sink, bathroom sink, shower nozzle on outside of rig, shower inside RV and toilet. What's the score you ask? RV 4 - Dave 1. We can successfully get potable water from the bathroom sink. YAY! Thank Hera we carry 10 gallons of filtered water with us. Kitchen sink is down, shower is down, shower on the outside sprays an impressive jet of water out the holes where the hot and cold k***s used to live. Toilet does not work as intended, however, a few jugs of water kept in the shower get the job done.
Now, does this ruin things for us? No, we are trudging along (limping actually) across the south until we reach Feyetteville, NC. Home of Jenn's Rossome brother and hopefully a proper plumbing supply store, or even better, a freaking plumber!
As you would expect, Jenn and Ashlyn are handling the entire thing like rock stars. We are currently in Fort Stockton, TX, or better known as 'Twiddleyourballsack'. Jenn even took the kitchen faucet apart by herself hoping to locate the leak. (She is my rock, truly!)
We will survive, we will endure, we will triumph and overcome this adversity as we rise above the Lone Star state and proclaim to the very universe itself, "YOU - SHALL - NOT - PASS!"
Anyway, thanks for indulging my cathartic rant. I have an appointment with a Texas Longneck beer. We will have happier posts the next few months as we spend time with Ross the 'Rossomest", then 2 weeks in Virginia Beach and 2 more in Cherry Hill Maryland.
Cheers!