Cherry ripes and marmalade

08/01/2020

Bruh how tf do I delete a page

08/01/2020

Aight f**k this I’m out

08/01/2020

Dear anyone who’s ever messaged me: I’m not ignoring you I’m just so lazy that I put off replying until I eventually forget about it.

07/01/2020

Why’s it a rule for guys to put the seat down once they’ve used the bathroom. “Because the ladies may fall in the toilet.” MF just put the seat up?

06/01/2020

Wait... Jeff’s not dead??

-ORIGINAL Wiggles reunion show for bushfire relief-

We’re getting the band back together... to raise some much-needed funds to assist with those affected by the bushfires in Australia. ALL proceeds from the show (tickets and merchandise sales) will be going to the Australian Red Cross and WIRES.

This is an over 18s show and will be held at Castle Hill RSL on January 18th at 8:00pm. Tickets go on sale tomorrow Tuesday January 7th at 10:00am.

Head to www.thewiggles.com/tours for more info. We hope to see you there!

05/01/2020

Me: *is minding my own business*

Everybody else in NZ: “Guys look at the sky!!”

05/01/2020

So weird that everybody’s wearing sunglasses in their rnv photos. Guys it’s night time I don’t get why you’re all wearing them

04/01/2020

Nah but real talk. Can being TikTok famous really get you laid?

Asking for a friend

04/01/2020

The next person to post a photo of them at rnv gets unfollowed

31/12/2019

Okay so why are there still grapes on the vines at RNV why aren’t we eating them?

31/12/2019

When your having a root in your tent and the national anthem starts playing on the stage

06/12/2019

Life hack:
Roll your entire 60g pouch into a single dart.
Just light that bitch up whenever you’re fiending, then s***f it and chuck it in your pocket when you’re done.