Get paid for cruising

02/07/2024

When God created
Adam and Eve, He said:
I only have two gifts:
One is the art of p*eing standing ...
And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:
ME!, ME!, ME!,
I would love it please ... Lord, please, please!
Look, it will make my life substantially easier.
Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.
Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy.
He ran through the garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and
bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his p*e in the sand ...
Well, he would not stop showing off.
God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God:
What is the other gift? '
God answered:
Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!

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27/06/2024

Grupa turystów odwiedzała farmę krokodyli. Znaleźli się w zabezpieczonej klatce na środku jeziora pełnego krokodyli. Właściciel gospodarstwa zaproponował: Kto wskoczy do wody i dopłynie do brzegu, otrzyma milionów dolarów. Odpowiedzią była wręcz ogłuszająca cisza...

Nagle pewien mężczyzna wskoczył do wody. Ścigany przez żarłoczne krokodyle, wręcz nadludzkim wysiłkiem - dotarł bez szwanku do brzegu. Farmer wręczył mu czek na milion dolarów i ogłosił: mamy zwycięzcę!

Po otrzymaniu nagrody mężczyzna i jego żona wrócili do hotelu. Już w pokoju, facet, wciąż w stresie i zmęczeniu, powiedział do żony: Kochanie, nie wskoczyłem sam... Ktoś mnie, kur*a wepchnął !!!
Żona uśmiechnęła się i tajemniczo odpowiedziała: Wiem kochanie, wiem... 😉😂

Morał tej historii jest taki:
Za każdym mężczyzną odnoszącym sukcesy - zawsze stoi jakaś kobieta 🤭🤫

26/06/2024

Afraid of change? Read this👇🏻

Me: Hey God.
God: Hello.....
Me: I'm falling apart. Can you put me back together?
God: I would rather not.
Me: Why?
God: Because you aren't a puzzle.
Me: What about all of the pieces of my life that are falling down onto the ground?
God: Let them stay there for a while. They fell off for a reason. Take some time and decide if you need any of those pieces back.
Me: You don't understand! I'm breaking down!
God: No - you don't understand. You are breaking through. What you are feeling are just growing pains. You are shedding the things and the people in your life that are holding you back. You aren't falling apart. You are falling into place. Relax. Take some deep breaths and allow those things you don't need anymore to fall off of you. Quit holding onto the pieces that don't fit you anymore. Let them fall off. Let them go.
Me: Once I start doing that, what will be left of me?
God: Only the very best pieces of you.
Me: I'm scared of changing.
God: I keep telling you - YOU AREN'T CHANGING!! YOU ARE BECOMING!
Me: Becoming who?
God: Becoming who I created you to be! A person of light and love and charity and hope and courage and joy and mercy and grace and compassion. I made you for more than the shallow pieces you have decided to adorn yourself with that you cling to with such greed and fear. Let those things fall off of you. I love you! Don't change! ... Become! Become! Become who I made you to be. I'm going to keep telling you this until you remember it.
Me: There goes another piece.
God: Yep. Let it be.
Me: So ... I'm not broken?
God: Of course Not! - but you are breaking like the dawn. It's a new day!

15/04/2024

BRUTAL —these words from actor Anthony Hopkins:

Let go of people who are not ready to love you.
This is the hardest thing you'll ever have to do in your life and it will also be the most important thing.
Stop having difficult conversations with people who don't want to change.
Stop showing up for people who are not interested in your presence.
I know your instinct is to do everything possible to gain the appreciation of those around you, but it's an impulse that steals your time, energy, mental and physical health.
When you start fighting for a life with joy, interest and commitment, not everyone will be ready to follow you to that place.
It doesn't mean you have to change who you are, it means you have to let go of people who aren't ready to be with you.
If you are excluded, insulted, forgotten or ignored by the people you give your time to, you are not doing yourself a favor by continuing to offer them your energy and your life.
Truth is you ain't for everybody and everybody ain't for you.
This is what makes it so special when you find people you have friendship with or mutual love.
You will know how precious it is because you have experienced what is not.
There are billions of people on this planet and many of them you will find at your level of interest and commitment.
Maybe if you stop showing up, they won't look for you.
Maybe if you stop trying, the relationship ends.
Maybe if you stop texting, your phone will stay dark for weeks.
That doesn't mean you ruined the relationship, it means the only thing sustaining it was the energy you only gave to keep it.
That's not love, that's attachment.
It's giving a chance to those who don't deserve it!
You deserve so much more.
The most valuable thing you have in your life is your time and energy, as both are limited.
The people and things you give your time and energy to, will define your existence.
When you realize this you start to understand why you are so anxious when you spend time with people, activities or spaces that don't suit you and shouldn't be near you.
You will start to realize that the most important thing you can do for yourself and everyone around you is to protect your energy more fiercely than anything else.
Make your life a safe haven, where only people "compatible" with you are allowed.
You are not responsible for saving anyone.
You are not responsible for convincing them to do better.
It's not your job to exist for people and give them your life!
You deserve real friendships, true commitments and a complete love with healthy and prosperous people.
Decision to distance yourself from toxic people, will give you the love, esteem, happiness and protection you deserve. ❣️✍️

01/04/2024

Did you know? Our current New Year is based on the Gregorian calendar introduced in 1582 by pope Gregory Xlll. Astrologically the New Year begins on the Spring Equinox around 21st March. This is when life begins to sprout again and we feel motivated to come to life, set new intentions and start anew.
So if you didn’t feel particularly motivated in January, that’s ok! Based on the cycles of Nature and our unique design Spring is the time to start new projects.

01/04/2024

Happy New Year!

30/03/2024

"Rozmowa matki z córką:

Córka: Marek chce, żebym zapisała się do tego samego klubu, do którego on należał w gimnazjum. Ja nie chcę.
Ja: Więc nie rób tego.
Córka: Ale nie chcę go rozczarować.
Ja: Posłuchaj. Zawsze, kiedy będziesz miała wybór, czy rozczarować kogoś innego, czy samą siebie, twoim obowiązkiem jest rozczarować tę drugą osobę. Twoim zadaniem, przez całe życie, jest rozczarować tyle osób, ile będzie trzeba, żeby uniknąć rozczarowania samej siebie.
Córka: Nawet Ciebie?
Ja: Zwłaszcza mnie."

Glennon Doyle
"Nieposkromiona"
art. Henn Kim

28/03/2024

"When a woman is pregnant, she is not "expecting a child" - she already has one. She is not "going to be a mother" - she already is a mother. The baby is not "on the way", the baby has already arrived. If we are going to change the way society treats unborn children, we have to change the way we speak about them."

~Frank Pavone

21/03/2024

A Lady had a pet snake that she loved very much. The snake was about 7 ft long and one day it just stopped eating. After several weeks of trying everything the lady still couldn't get the snake to eat. The woman took the snake to the vet and explained her situation. The vet replies "I see ..has your snake been sleeping with you at night or snuggling real close and stretching himself out?" The woman said "Yes. Everyday and it makes me so sad that I can't help him feel better." The vet says to the lady "Ma'am your snake is not sick. It has been preparing to eat you. He's been sizing you up everyday so he knows how big he has to be. He's not eating so he has enough room to digest you.
Moral of the Story:
Recognize the snakes around you. Everyone’s intentions aren’t pure. Just because they seem close to you, doesn't mean their intentions aren't to devour you.
Some people aren’t PRAYING for you. they’re PREYING on you!!

01/03/2024

NATURA CZASU

• Jaką wartość ma jeden rok? Zapytaj studenta, który nie zdał decydującego egzaminu.
• Jaką wartość ma jeden miesiąc? Zapytaj matkę, która urodziła przedwcześnie dziecko.
• Jaką wartość ma jeden tydzień? Zapytaj wydawcę tygodnika.
• Jaką wartość ma jeden dzień? Zapytaj robotnika, który znalazł jednodniową pracę i ma dzieci do wykarmienia.
• Jaką wartość ma jedna godzina? Zapytaj zakochanych , którzy czekają na to aby się zobaczyć.
• Jaką wartość ma jedna minuta? Zapytaj kogoś kto spóźnił się na swój pociąg, autobus, samolot.
• Jaką wartość ma jedna sekunda? Zapytaj osobę, która uniknęła wypadku.
• Jaką wartość ma jedna milisekunda? Zapytaj osobę, która po wielu latach ciężkich treningów i wyrzeczeń zdobyła srebrny medal na igrzyskach olimpijskich.

Dbaj o każdą chwilę, która została Ci ofiarowana! Wykorzystaj ją! Zbieraj wszystkie chwile, które pozostają, ponieważ są tego warte.
Dziel je z wyjątkowym człowiekiem, a one będą jeszcze bardziej wartościowe.
Pamiętaj, że czas na nikogo nie czeka.

01/03/2024

Imagine being in your 80's and you catch yourself thinking about your life.

And how you never took that trip to go swimming in the ocean on a beautiful summer day because you didn't like the way you looked in your swimsuit.

Or realising you never laughed until you couldn’t breathe because your teeth weren’t straight enough.

Or how you never embraced the sun on the beach because of the stretch marks on your stomach.

You never allowed yourself to let go and have fun because the pressure to look perfect consumed you.

Just imagine being at the end of your life and realising you’ve hidden yourself away from the fear of being real.

Just think about all the years you wasted hating yourself.

And all this time you were perfect exactly the way you were.

Take my advice and cherish every single day you have left, because tomorrow is never promised.

~ Cody Bret

29/02/2024

POKOLENIE ŻELAZNYCH LUDZI ODCHODZI, ABY ZROBIĆ MIEJSCE DLA POKOLENIA LUDZI Z KRYSZTAŁÓW
To pokolenie, które samo nie studiując, wykształciło swoje dzieci.
Mimo braku prawie wszystkiego, nigdy nie pozwoliło, aby w domu zabrakło wszystkiego co potrzebne.
Pokolenie, które nauczyło swoje dzieci wartości, zaczynając od miłości i szacunku.
Ludzie, którzy bez problemy żyli bez wielkich luksusów odchodzą, nie czując się tym sfrustrowani.
Ci, którzy pracowali w bardzo młodym wieku i nauczyli nas wartości rzeczy, a nie ich ceny.
Ci, którzy przeszli tysiąc trudności umierają i nigdy się nie poddając nauczyli nas, jak żyć z godnością.
Ci, którzy po życiu pełnym poświęcenia i ciężkiej pracy odchodzą z upracowanymi rękoma, ale z podniesionymi czołami.
Umiera pokolenie, które nauczyło nas żyć bez strachu.
Pokolenie, które dało nam życie, powoli znika.

Pożyczone z sieci

27/02/2024

It is important to remember that you are worthy and have value no matter what other people say or do.
Don’t shrink to fit into someone else’s expectations of you. Always stay true to yourself, and never forget how special and worthy you are. 💕

22/02/2024

Wytrzyj kurz jeśli tego potrzebujesz, umyj okna w sobotę i wytrzep dywany.

Staraj się wszystko zaplanować, naprawić, dopilnować i spełnić wszelkie oczekiwania.

Ale pamiętaj, że się zestarzejesz i kiedyś wiele rzeczy nie będzie już tak łatwych do zrobienia jak teraz.

A jeśli odejdziesz, bo wszyscy kiedyś odejdziemy, nikomu nie będzie zależało na tym, ile kurzu wytarłaś, ile okien pomyłaś i ile rachunków zapłaciłaś.

Nawet twój dom.

Inni zapamiętają tylko twoją przyjaźń, twoją radość, twoją miłość i to czego ich nauczyłaś...

Dlatego żyj swoim życiem, korzystaj z niego i ciesz się każdą małą chwilą radości...

~ Carmen Herzengel

17/02/2024

This is a 1000 gram iron bar. It’s raw value is around $100.

If you decide to make horseshoes, its value would increase to $250.

If, instead, you decided to make sewing needles, the value would increase to about $70,000.

If you decided to produce watch springs and gears, the value would increase to about $6 Million.

However still, if you decided to manufacture precision laser components out of it like ones used in lithography, it’ll be worth $15 Million.

Your value is not just what you are made of - but above all -in what ways you can make the best of who you are.

16/02/2024

☆☆☆

Psycholog. "Czy wyobrażasz sobie, że od dzisiaj wszystko, na co narzekasz, zostanie usunięte z twojego życia?

Wyobraź sobie to:
Ojej! Nie znoszę moich dzieci!
Gotowe! Martwi!

- Moje włosy są okropne!
Gotowe! łysa!

- Mam dość mojej pracy!
Ok, bezrobotna!

Mój mąż lub żona to plaga!
Wszystko w porządku, wdowa lub wdowa od tej chwili!

Nie zniosę dłużej tego upału!
Od jutra będzie tylko śnieg i deszcz!

- Mój dom to bałagan!
Dobra, od teraz będzie mieszkał na ulicy!

Co o tym sądzisz?
Rozejrzyj się.

Co nas różni od innych?

"Słońce wschodzi dla wszystkich".

To, co nas odróżnia od innych to
NASZE POSTAWY wobec różnych sytuacji.

Zatem raduj się i dziękuj za WSZYSTKO!

I cokolwiek ma się zmienić, zmień to!

Kiedy się zmieniasz, wszystko wokół ciebie się zmienia...

Kiedy dzień się zacznie, podziękuj.
Kiedy dzień się skończy, podziękuj.

PAMIĘTAJ, ŻE SKARGA PRZYNOSI BIEDĘ
A WDZIĘCZNOŚĆ OBFITOŚĆ

Autor : Sol Oro

18/12/2023

One day Thomas Edison came home and gave a paper to his mother. He told her, “My teacher gave this paper to me and told me to only give it to my mother.”
His mother’s eyes were tearful as she read the letter out loud to her child: Your son is a genius. This school is too small for him and doesn’t have enough good teachers for training him. Please teach him yourself.
After many, many years, after Edison’s mother died and he was now one of the greatest inventors of the century, one day he was looking through old family things. Suddenly he saw a folded paper in the corner of a drawer in a desk. He took it and opened it up.
On the paper was written: Your son is addled [mentally ill]. We won’t let him come to school any more.
Edison cried for hours and then he wrote in his diary: “Thomas Alva Edison was an addled child that, by a hero mother, became the genius of the century.”
Never Give up. Be confident. Remember – (be it life, sports, career, health, family, or any competition) – any battle is won twice – THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR HEAD!!

04/11/2023

AN AWARENESS PIECE

Sometimes we only realize how crazy something is when we compare and contrast it to other things, so here goes…

When men are caught checking their partners' messages or GPS tracking their wives' phones we say they are 'controlling, jealous, possessive psychos.'

Aren’t they? Would you agree?

Thought so.

"Get rid of that psycho" your girlfriends would cry in disgust. "Do it now!"
..but when the government wants to do the same to you AND THEN go 10 steps further, we're like "but daddy state is pwotecting my fweedom."

That's like you come home to your husband after doing the weekly shop and he's standing, tapping his foot and barks,

"You were gone for 10 minutes over your allotted 1 hour. Show me the grocery receipts to PROVE you were shopping!"

And you nervously rummage for the receipt which he snaps out of your shaking hands...

And then he goes:

"What?! A HAIR DRYER? And a full 3 KM outside your 5KM radius no less!

That's not on the approved list of essential purchases!

That's it..

NO MORE use of the family car.

You did this to yourself. Now go to your room and think about how you endangered us all you shameful shameful being."

Sheesh. F*k that.
..I'm sorry but that's the dumbest s**t I've ever heard. And I don't care how many PHD's you have. If you can't see anything wrong with that you're in the dumbo category in my books. I'll buy you shiny baubles for your birthday and a crayon set.

And yet supposedly smart people were not only accepting such a surreal reality, but defending it. Say what?

Life has risks. Want to sleep with someone? It carries risks, emotional and biological.

Should we all stay alone and miserable because a relationship might cause us pain or hurt our feelings?

Should we all stay virgins our whole lives because we might 'catch' something from sleeping with someone?

Should we never drive a car because we might have an accident on the road?

Never eat at a restaurant because we might get food poisoning?

Should we all check ourselves into a 24/7 hospital 'just in case' because one day we might get ill?

Because THAT'S what you might turn the world around you into through your complicity.

A 24/7 hospital. Just raise your head off your screen and LOOK around you. Do those people look healthy and happy and well to you?

REALLY CONSIDER YOUR CHOICES RIGHT NOW.

What kind of a world are you voting for?

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised anymore if some people wanted to live in a padded room with a permanent straight jacket, face covering and sewn in contraception and an aircon that sprays anti-bac... just so life can never 'get to them'.

One day you WILL SEE the insanity you are petitioning for... Mark my words.

But by then it might be too late for you to do something about it if you already don't recognise the grievous misuse of power at hand.

I'm going to go be dangerous now and run in the forest breathing air. I hope I'll be ok?

There are stones on the ground, loose sharp twigs that can poke me in the eye and thorns on the trees that can cut my legs and make me bleed… I might trip and fall and get muddy and filled with germs or fall into a ditch and die...

Maybe a snake will bite me and I'll hobble before succumbing to the venom and keel over, face in the dirt... wishing I had just stayed home on my disinfected and clean📱phone?

But oh well, I guess I'll take my chances and LIVE A LITTLE.

If I wanted to live in a bubble without a scratch on my baby soft skin, I would have stayed in the womb.

11/10/2023

"The only bird that dares to attack an eagle is the raven. It sits on its back and pecks its neck.

But the eagle does not answer and does not fight. He just opens his wings and starts flying as high as possible. And the higher he rises, the harder it is for the raven to breathe and in the end it falls, due to lack of oxygen.

The moral of the story.

Don't waste your time and energy with ravens. Don't stoop to their level.

You fly as high as you can and they will fall by themselves."

23/09/2023

THE DEAF FROG

A group of frogs were traveling through the forest and suddenly two of them fell into a deep hole. All the other frogs gathered around the hole.

When they saw how deep the hole was, they told the two frogs at the bottom that for practical purposes, they should be presumed dead.

The two frogs ignored their friends' comments and kept trying to jump out of the hole with all their might.

The other frogs kept insisting that their efforts would be futile.

Finally, one of the frogs paid attention to what the others were saying and gave up. She collapsed and died.

The other frog continued to jump as hard as possible. Once again, the crowd of frogs shouted at him to stop suffering and simply prepare to die.

But the frog jumped harder and harder until it finally got out of the hole.

When he came out, the other frogs asked him, "Didn't you hear what we were telling you?"

The frog explained that she was deaf. She thought the others were encouraging her to try harder to get out of the hole.

MORAL: Let's be willing not to let ourselves be defeated just by what others tell us. But mainly we are special so that when we fall we know how to get up and lift the partner from the side.

1. The tongue has power of life and death. A word of encouragement shared with someone who feels discouraged can help lift them up and even save their life.

2. A destructive word to someone edifies neither the sender nor the receiver.

3. The third and most important is that if you do not jump and overcome the problems you will not be able to get out of the hole.

- (This story with its moral is based on a fable of Aesop).

15/08/2023

"A Lady asked an old street vendor: "How much do you sell your eggs for?" The old man replied "0.50¢ an egg, madam.” The Lady responde, “I'll take 6 eggs for $2.00 or I'm leaving.” The old salesman replied, “Buy them at the price you want, Madam. This is a good start for me because I haven't sold a single egg today and I need this to live.”

She bought her eggs at a bargain price and left with the feeling that she had won. She got into her fancy car and went to a fancy restaurant with her friend. She and her friend ordered what they wanted. They ate a little and left a lot of what they had asked for. So they paid the bill, which was $150. The ladies gave $200 and told the fancy restaurant owner to keep the change as a tip.

This story might seem quite normal to the owner of the fancy restaurant, but very unfair to the egg seller. The question it raises is;
Why do we always need to show that we have power when we buy from the needy?
And why are we generous to those who don't even need our generosity?

We once read somewhere that a father used to buy goods from poor people at a high price, even though he didn't need the things. Sometimes he paid more for them. His children were amazed. One day they asked him "why are you doing this dad?" The father replied: "It's charity wrapped in dignity.”

I know that most of you will not share this message, but if you are one of the people who have taken the time to read this far...
Then this message of attempted "humanisation" will have gone one step further in the right direction."

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14/08/2023

Starożytna chińska mądrość brzmi - kobieta ma tylko jedną ważną rzecz w swoim życiu, której powinna uczyć się od dzieciństwa – wchłaniać w siebie, gromadzić i przechowywać energię.
Jest to jej przeznaczenie.
Dla mężczyzny jest ona źródłem żywej wody, do którego powraca znowu i znowu, aby wypełniać się siłami. Zmęczona kobieta nie może pomóc mężczyźnie zregenerować się, jest jak wyschnięta studnia niezdolna do zaspokojenia cierpiącego pragnienie. Prace, które wywołują wewnętrzny konflikt i negatywne emocje, nie pasują do kobiety. Wszystko, czym się zajmuje, powinna robić z miłością. Dla siebie, dla swojej rodziny, aby spełnić swoje główne przeznaczenie.
Pasuje wszystko, co sprawia kobiecie przyjemność i pozwala odnaleźć harmonię – śpiew, malowanie, taniec, muzyka, rękodzieło. Jeśli chce tym zajmować się – niech się zajmuje. Kobieta ma wielką misję – być niewyczerpanym energetycznym źródłem radości, optymizmu, piękna, światła dla całej rodziny.
Dla każdej kobiety ważne jest wiedzieć, że jest wspaniała – stwarza to poczucie napełnienia. Od czułych słów i uznania jej piękna kobieta staje się miękka, delikatna, figlarna i jeszcze bardziej rozkwita.
Mądry mężczyzna wie, jak pomóc ukochanej kobiecie stać się jeszcze wspanialszą. Im bardziej dba o kobietę, tym obficiej ona kwitnie i wypełnia swoją energią mężczyznę.
Kobieta jest paleniskiem, któremu niezbędny jest ogień. Najdroższą kosztownością na świecie jest energia, nie można jej kupić za żadne pieniądze. Dlatego mężczyzna jest gotów oddać kobiecie za ten ogień wszystko co najcenniejsze.

Siergiej Łazariew 💟

04/08/2023

MYŚLAŁEŚ O TYM?

Za 100 lat w 2123 roku wszyscy zostaniemy pochowani wraz z naszymi krewnymi i przyjaciółmi.
Nieznajomi będą mieszkać w naszych domach, o których budowę tak ciężko walczyliśmy, i będą właścicielami wszystkiego, co mamy dzisiaj.
Wszystkie nasze nieruchomości będą nieznane, jeszcze się nie narodzą… w tym samochód, na który wydałeś fortunę, prawdopodobnie będzie na złomowisku, myślę, że będzie w rękach nieznanego kolekcjonera.
Nasi potomkowie raczej nie będą wiedzieć, kim byliśmy, ani nie będą o nas pamiętać.
Ilu z nas zna ojca naszego dziadka?
Po naszej śmierci zostaniemy zapamiętani na kilka lat, potem będziemy już tylko portretem w czyjejś bibliotece, a kilka lat później nasza historia, nasze zdjęcia, nasze czyny pójdą na śmietnik zapomnienia.
Może gdybyśmy pewnego dnia przestali analizować te pytania, zrozumielibyśmy, jak ignoranckie i słabe było marzenie o zdobyciu wszystkiego…
Gdybyśmy tylko mogli myśleć, na pewno nasze podejście, nasze myśli by się zmieniły, bylibyśmy innymi ludźmi...
Zawsze mieć więcej i więcej, nie mając czasu na rzeczy, które są naprawdę wartościowe w tym życiu....
Zmieniłabym to wszystko, by żyć i cieszyć się tymi spacerami, których nigdy nie odbyłam... tymi nieoddanymi uściskami... tymi pocałunkami dla naszych dzieci i naszych miłości... tymi psikusami, których nigdy nie mieliśmy
Nie miałam czasu.
To z pewnością byłyby najlepsze chwile do zapamiętania.
Zasadniczo wypełniłyby nasze życie radością....
I to właśnie marnujemy dzień po dniu chciwością, nietolerancją!
Jest jeszcze czas dla nas! Pomyśl o tym!!!

Ps. Przetłumaczyłam z języka francuskiego.
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31/07/2023

83-latka stała przy barierce na statku wycieczkowym. Było bardzo wietrznie tamtego dnia i starsza pani mocno trzymała swój kapelusz, aby nie odleciał.
Wtedy też podszedł do niej starszy gentleman i powiedział:

– „Przepraszam bardzo, nie chciałbym zabrzmieć zbyt bezpośrednio, ale czy wie pani, że pani sukienka jest co chwile podwiewana przez wiatr?”
„Tak, wiem o tym” – odpowiedziała kobieta. – „Potrzebuje jednak obydwu rąk, aby trzymać kapelusz.”

Mężczyzna się zaczerwienił, starając odwrócić swój wzrok i powiedział:

– „Proszę pani, musi pani wiedzieć, że widać pani strefy intymne.”

Staruszka zerknęła w dół, na mężczyznę, uśmiechnęła się i powiedziała:

– „Proszę pana, wszystko co widzi pan, tam na dole ma już 83 lata, a ten kapelusz kupiłam wczoraj.”
źr. twojenowinki

22/07/2023

The longest swimmingpool in the world is on Maldives. Would you be willing to swim in it?

20/06/2023

Can we just sit with a frappe on a warm beach and just listen to the waves?
Sounds like a plan to me! 💙🇬🇷

27/05/2023

All about that cruise life! 🛳️

Tap on the like button if you would love to be aboard a cruise right now! 🤩

And tell us in the comments where you'd love to be sailing to right now! 👇

26/05/2023

There are a lot of ways you can support your friends’ small businesses for free.
Thank you to those who continue to support mine. It means a lot to me.

06/05/2022

inCruises – Traveling and earning – the way to perfect success in life

The first business conference of this type for Poles in the UK where the offer of the world's first InCruises cruise club will be presented.
InCruises is an American company that has been on the market for over 6 years and has more than 5,000 cruise ships in its offer and since April 2022 more than 5,000 offers of hotels and resorts around the world. The club already operates in 194 countries and has over 1.2 million registered members.
The mission of our company is that as many people as possible in the world have the opportunity to explore the world and travel for a fraction of the price.
Absolutely everyone who likes to travel and would like to travel cheaper, with funding from the company should learn about our offer. The first part of the conference will be devoted to our holiday offer.

inCruises is much more than just a club where you can buy a holiday cheaper than elsewhere. The club also offers business opportunities that do not currently exist on the market. If traveling is the lifestyle you are interested in, and earning money on travel could financially secure your family and generations – you should definitely listen to what we have to say in the second part of the conference.
We cordially invite you, do everything to be and take your friends with you!

https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/incruises-podrozowanie-i-zarabianie-sposob-na-idealny-zyciowy-sukces-tickets-301551467557

inCruises – Podróżowanie i zarabianie – sposób na idealny życiowy sukces

02/05/2022

All about that cruise life! 🛳️

Tap on the like button if you would love to be aboard a cruise right now! 🤩

And tell us in the comments where you'd love to be sailing to right now! 👇

#отпуск #инкрузес #круизы #インクルーズ #クルーズ