Oi, Are my pupils big ?

17/04/2020

Wine and cheese night with my bubble... also admins... 1 week till lockdowns over and I’m super h***y x message me biddys, small dick but huge heart....

11/04/2020

So much time on my hands at the moment, I’ve been choosing my p**n vids for the next night.....

Time management ✅

03/04/2020

Why can’t the girl of my dreams look at me the way those two ladies did when I coughed in the supermarket🥺

02/04/2020

Day 8 of lockdown: Just caught 2 flys fu***ng on my leg, not going to lie I was pretty dahm jealous and it gave me half a chub😳

23/03/2020

Quarantines all fun and games until the wifi gets cut ✅

14/03/2020

Sleep paralysis but it’s thing little f**k eating watermelon at the end of your bed 😡

I just wanna drop kick this little c**t ...

14/03/2020

Mum come pick me up, the brown boys are singing Poi E...

13/03/2020

I’ve seen some states in my life but admin 2 has lost all respect last night, as he s**t in our fridge and the floor.

Grow up you disgusting pig

12/03/2020

When she hits the light switch on accident and your in the middle of finishing.... 🥵

11/03/2020

No one:

Me: Hey cutie, U up? x

🥺
👉👈
🍆
👟🧦

11/03/2020

Mate: Knock knock*🗣

Me: who’s there?

Mate: John!👨🏾‍🦳

Me: John who?

Mate: 😆

09/03/2020

This is our admins in reality, we take so long to post because we all have one too many chromosomes.

Current pic of us after a big weekend on the gear mate. 💡🍆

06/03/2020

I need s*x

I need you beezy

06/03/2020

Rings Pizza Hut*

Me: “hey is your fridge running?”

Mohammed: “ oh yes it is running brudda”

Me: “ well you better go catch it hehe...”

Mohammed: 👳🏿‍♂️

06/03/2020

At the end of the day, me and my boys will get rejected by girls way more then you and your boys..

06/03/2020

Listen here you p***y bitch, I will sweet chin music you into next week if you don’t come out with the boys tonight!

06/03/2020

Me: Sent 😁☺️😊😅🥰

Girl: Delivered
Girl: Opened
Girl: Typing....
Girl:
Girl: Typing.......
Girl:
Girl: Seen ✔️

04/03/2020

Minecraft enchantment 1000

Just before the weekend !
We happy to introduce you to the new Cruiser Vodka / Blue V combo !
Yes you heard !
The crisp taste of the Cruiser Vodka with the refreshing and energizing taste of gods nectar
" but cruisers are for girls ?"
You drink this and you are stealing girls !
Woman love a man holding the new slim designed bottles
BONUS PACK
This week only we have added and extra normal V for that dusty next morning ! Or that big walk from some 9/10 female

We got you x

04/03/2020

Little idea 💡

- Drink a box of Cody’s to not only to sterilise yourself from coronavirus but one owts it aswell. Thank me later....

Beat coronavirus not your missus ❤️

04/03/2020

Yo wack, even Coronavirus left me on delivered 🥺

04/03/2020

12 box of raspberry cruises: Deleted ✅
RL: Grime ✅
Your Mum: Next on the list. ✅

03/03/2020

I’m a simple man:

I see a hand tattoo, I run 🏃🏿‍♂️.

03/03/2020

Just lost my whole pay-check on the pokies, time to go home and treat the misso with a five knuckle shuffle

03/03/2020

Nothing like getting into bed naked, starfished with the fan blowing straight at ya, getting your ba****ck and laying it over your lil fella like a blankie.

Goodnight beautiful x

03/03/2020

Abit down at the moment, not mentally, I just want my face in between your bo***es. 🥺

02/03/2020

It comes with sad news that I announce this morning admin 3 has left us, nothings wrong with him, just one specific va**na has put a spell on him....

We at Oi,are my pupils big don’t condemn that behaviour, so if you can hand your resignation please you bitch.

2 gone but never forgotten rip 😢😢

29/02/2020

So many esshaaays in town tonight sheesh

29/02/2020

I’m h***y
I’m h***y
I’m h***y

Any shalalaaaaas want my shalalangiii?

Message for details x

29/02/2020

Ahhhhh I’ll just take what ever she’s got thanks 🙂

Hamilton never disappoints