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14/03/2024

Out with Lily celebrating White Day! The waffles are as tall as we are. Whew!

Link on White Day: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Day

12/03/2024

See no ribbets, hear no ribbets, make no ribbets.

11/03/2024

Perfect weather for frogs at the Skytree, foggy and wet! Not so nice for humans, but w'e.

10/03/2024

Today, Adam Ipsen forgot me and Lily in a Starbucks while he went off to woo Sharon Ipsen for her birthday - I'm hopping mad! 😤

We wanted to celebrate too! We left a big froggy sign with directions for him to come back, which he eventually got, once he stopped checking out cakes and playing gatcha machines.

06/03/2024

After working hard to save fluffy captives, we stopped to perk up with some truly ribbeting meals. 🍜🍨

05/03/2024

⚠️ WARNING: Shocking content ahead!! ⚠️

Lily and I found out today that humans keep frogs, rabbits, and other fluffy creatures in glass squares!! (See the pictures for how sad they look - they just lie around looking defeated! 😮).

We set about trying to free them with robot claws. Apparently their captors will allow you to gamble for their freedom like some sort of deal with the froggy devil. No luck yet, but give it time and yen!

01/03/2024

Lily and I are going back to Japan!! We're hopping back to celebrate our one year anniversary. Also, to take a break from work (or we'll croak!)

27/02/2023

Uh, Lily... stay really still, and it might not notice us...

26/02/2023

WEIRD AUSTRALIA VENDING MACHINES #1: So apparently Japan doesn't have a monopoly on this. Walking through Eastland shopping center (where no pets are allowed) there was a dog food vending machine. 🐕 You know, if you didn't want to walk... a few stores over to Woolies? The dog on the screen looks unimpressed with them.

22/02/2023

Okay, so now we're back in Melbourne, playing video games! I haven't given up my dream of living in a big pond, but now it's got to be *extra* special because Lily will be there too! 🏞🌊🎮 Do they make waterproof Switch controllers?

18/02/2023

WEIRD JAPAN VENDING MACHINES #4: Desert in a can! If you want a strawberry cake desert, just grab the pull tab and tuck in. Surprisingly delicious! 🍓🎂🍰

17/02/2023

I was crowned King of the Frogs today! 👑 I'm hoping by assuming my royal title I get to stay in the pond at the palace with Lily, but I'm told that's for human royalty. My first decree: Frequent fly-er points! 🪰

16/02/2023

Bike riding in Kyoto with Lily! Buuuut since we couldn't reach the pedals, got a human to carry us. 🤷

15/02/2023

On Valentine's day, I finally found my frog mate! 💚 Her name is Lily, and she has a stuffed cat called myoza. Carrying around a stuffed animal is interesting, but everyone's got their quirks! 🐈

14/02/2023

Undercover with the deer at Nara!

12/02/2023

WEIRD VENDING MACHINES OF JAPAN EP 2:
Have you ever been walking down the street and thought 'Man, I really want to chug a whole bottle of Sriracha?' Or have you simply wanted to get into a sauce fight with your buddies, sq**rting hot sauce gleefully into their eyes as you tear up with delight? 🥲

Japan has you covered! Don't go down to the supermarket or your local 7/11, that's too far to walk! Get enough bottles for you and your buddies to sq**rt for 700 yen each, enough to keep life spicy at a moment's notice. 🌶🤘

11/02/2023

So cute, much z's. 🐶

10/02/2023

Today I fought for the fate of Osaka against robots!!! 🐸🤜💥🤛🤖 Frog vs Machine.

10/02/2023

This is a pretty cool lilypad. But can I sits where I bits? 🥞

08/02/2023

Once again, I have hopped higher than any frog! What's half a kilometre compared to 2000m? 🏔 The view was kind of poor because of all the snow, but I was up in the clouds! 🌨❄️🌨

07/02/2023

Breakfast at the Higashidate lodge is always pretty. 🐸⭐️

07/02/2023

Relaxing in the snow lodge while the humans figure out the skiing situation. Frogs and ice don't mix!

06/02/2023

This is Adam Ipsen & Sharon Ipsen's faaaavourite pond, but it's a bit too hot for me - I'd become a slow-cooked frog!

05/02/2023

Sittin' on the Shinkansen 🚅 still looking for love in Tokyo. I wonder if I'll find it?

04/02/2023

After the whole Imperial gardens were out, Sharon Ipsen helped me look around Miyajima Island for a home! There was a frog-sized house, but the local deer seemed like they might eat me, so it got a pass (on being too scary). Stunning views, though!

03/02/2023

Anyone want an omelette in a burger? 🐸 I also met another frog, who gave us directions! 🗺

03/02/2023

Shinkanseeeeeennnn!!! 🚄🚅🚆

02/02/2023

I'm STILL not drunk! *Hic*

01/02/2023

The coolest game of Mouse Trap I've ever seen! 🐭

01/02/2023

I have hopped higher than any frog has ever hopped, ribbet.

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