01/04/2024
The luxury hotel Anassa is looking for volunteers from Europe who are willing to stay for 10 days for FREE in this hotel.
😎 They need to find out if it makes sense to run an advertising campaign for European clientele. In short, if European guests would enjoy it there. One night in this hotel costs almost 1000 euro. The hotel is right on the beach and it's the best hotel in Cyprus. I heard Madonna slept here and was thrilled.
😎 The trip to Cyprus is arranged by Cyprus Airways
The tickets are free. You will fly directly from your town or village on a Dassault Falcon 7X, which is a super luxury aircraft with a private flight attendant trained in gastronomy. They have promised to serve sirloin steak with bun dumplings and cranberries on board. For dessert, there will be Greek baklava with whipped cream.
😎 Everything, but everything will be FREE for you in Anassa
😎 I hope you don't mind strawberries and champagne for breakfast and that you are not allergic to large amounts of caviar! Because you're in for a Total All Inclusive like you've never experienced before! Top chefs from all over Cyprus will be cooking for you!
Does this sound great to you? Sign up for a trial!
😎 For those who don't want to pack their bags and travel to Cyprus by plane, there is the OPTION TO TELEPORT TO CYPRUS. It's a quick and elegant solution even for those who hate security checks at the airport. If you wish to TELEPORT, please write the word TELEPORT TO CYPRUS in the hotel's test registration form.
😎 Don't let your fears of getting fat get you back. The hotel guarantees that the resort operates a magical minus calorie diet that will ensure you return home with a better body than you arrived with. Even if you eat everything there.
😁If you've read this far, I'm so happy for you. If this April Fool's post made you laugh, I'm even happier! 🙂
P.S. Hotel Anassa really exists. A night for 2 people really costs almost 1000 euros. The beach there is exactly like you see in the photo. And it really is one of the nicest hotels in Cyprus.