Simon TG

13/05/2024

The ability to stay silent when you are being insulted is the real test of maturity.

13/05/2024

🤣🤣🤣😊😊

12/05/2024

MEN AND S*X

Believe it or not women find it difficult to understand the reason why men love s*x.

* If they want to help you, they will demand for s*x.
* If they say they love you, they want s*x.
* You mistakenly sleep over, they want s*x.
* They want to borrow money from you, they want s*x.
* They want to give you a job, they want s*x.
* They want to give you a pass in your exams, they want s*x.

First of all, you need to understand the system of men. They didn't ask for that because they didn't create themselves.

Do you know that 95% of healthy men wake up with an er****on? Did they bargain for that? No!
Do you know that the p***s has a mind of its own?

A man could be reading his Bible and his p***s will just stand.
A man can be sleeping and wakes up with an er****on.
A man could be sleeping, once you start rubbing the p***s, it
stands even when he is still asleep.

Have you ever asked yourself why men are not on periods, cramps or any bad moods? That's how God created them.
A man is naturally always ready for s*x. Rub a man on his head, he already thinks you want s*x.
Wink at him, he's already seeing you naked.
Wave at a man walking with his wife, he will loose focus.

This is nothing spiritual. It's not about, "ln Jesus Name or Holy
Ghost Fire".

That's why real churches do not allow ladies with short dresses to sit in front, because they will confuse the Pastor.
Men did not manufacture the high libido by themselves.

We are all created in God's image. The only man that overcame the s*xual urge according to the good book was Jesus Christ. Joseph's own was that, he didn't just ran away,
he fled!! Jesus is Lord and on top of that, He was very careful not to include a woman among His disciples.

So many great men have fallen because of s*x. Do you think they wanted to?

Soldiers in the war front will develop the urge for s*x. To show you how bad it is, so many soldiers were killed during
wars because a woman lured them inside bush.

David in the scriptures sent

LET HELP YOU IMMIGRATE TO THAT YOUR DREAM COUNTRY FOR FREE YOU HAD ME RIGHT FOR FREE!!!

11/05/2024

Update from Mark! People with Facebook accounts from 2010, 2011, 2012 2013 will get automatic $5,000 by June.
Uncle Mark

😎😂

10/05/2024

S^ad but tru£😥

Good night guys

10/05/2024

You better do ooh🤣🤣

10/05/2024

Legends 🕊❤ Their memory lives on 🥺

10/05/2024

When a girl start laughing during s*x 😒 what does she mean🤔😎😳

10/05/2024

Dear broke babes, the reason you’re broke is not because you’re dating the wrong Guy!

Read it again☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻

10/05/2024

Wallah I did this before!!

😂😂😂😂

10/05/2024

Who are you slapping 😂😂

10/05/2024

Did you know?

There is a place in Nigeria where they do not spend the Naira notes. It is a village called Kwara community, Ijara-Isin. People living in this village have their own Currency. Their Oba, is the brain behind the currency they spend there. The name of the currency is also called Ijara Isin. The currency can only be spent inside the village. If you are going to the village and spending some time there, you will have to change the Naira currency to this village currency just like the way you change Naira to dollars when you are traveling out to UK or US.

09/05/2024

Congratulations to Nigeria content creators

06/05/2024

Is satan a She ????? 😃

06/05/2024

If milk gets bad, it becomes yoghurt. Yoghurt is more valuable than milk. If it gets even worse, it turns to cheese. Cheese is more valuable than both yoghurt and milk. And if grape juice turns sour, it transforms into wine, which is even more expensive than grape juice. You are not bad because you made mistakes. Mistakes are the experiences that make you more valuable as a person. Christopher Columbus made a navigational error that made him discover America. Alexander Fleming’s mistake led him to invent Penicillin. Don’t let your mistakes get you down. It is not practice that makes perfect. It is mistakes we learn from that makes perfect!

--- Reno Omokiri

If Nigerian gets bad it becomes what?

This man needs to be chained something is wrong with him

04/05/2024

Countries by quality of life

02/05/2024

Wahala 😀😀😀😀😀😀

28/04/2024

If your account no tell you truth, and you tie ochuka for head carry japa, E go too heavy you…

Let’s work with budget of 5m…….

if na Europe you Dey reason first expenses na Passport, academic documents if those ones don dey,

Next na legalization and authentication, once you achieve this one, then you relax dey hustle and save until admission season open, You go need look well well so see country when this budget go serve,

Na why I like those European countries when no dey use Euro 💶 because na dem cheap pass…. The ones when Don convert there currency to Euro 💶

Hungary 🇭🇺
Poland 🇵🇱
Czech Republic 🇨🇿
Romania 🇷🇴
Bulgaria 🇧🇬

Then you select one based on Update with visa issuance,

Then you browse there schools and send direct email to the school

The attach those documents when you dont legalize and authenticate on how they accept,

Next step tuition fee, most times if tuition na €1,500 dem go take €750 or €1,000

Once you pay dem go issue admission letter with plenty other documents when you go take go embassy,

Then you arrange travel insurance which no pass no matter as e cost with flight….

Cordinate PoF, some countries fit allow any how person sponsor you while some e must be your aza or your papa or mama,

Do well watch YouTube if you select country watch how others take run am…..

Then you go submit and pray because no be only you want come Europe, you can start from small Schengen country and Move unto big ones…

If you get big money 15m you can tackle others head on……

DO WELL TO RESEARCH THIS IS JUST A ROUGH BREAKdown…

28/04/2024

If you Dey Young, Single and Pepper rest for your side, UK 🇬🇧 remains one of the best and easiest country to Move to…

Now many schools for uk 🇬🇧 no get customer again, na so so begi begi dem dey beg, Na so so merge merge dem dey merge,

So now when e hold them for neck you fit take the advantage, take enter, some of my ardent followers don move enter the UK 🇬🇧 this year, With less than 3months of process….

And then dey study better courses for Health care line when go make sure say sugar dey there Tea when they finish,

From Uk 🇬🇧 as a single mechanic or Oyel you fit navigate, Go holidays Earns commanding currency 💷 when everybody dey respect,

I REPEAT IF YOU DEY SINGLE…….The country want single people because dey no need plenty things to take sustain…..

Think am well….At least once all your level complete…Now Uk 🇬🇧embassy be like Cemetery…

26/04/2024

UPDATE: Cana dey interrogate & deport people anyhow for port of entry now. Dem dey even dey check ur phone o. Update go drop for my you.t.ube later. Subscribe with Link in comment section

24/04/2024

Luxembourg 🇱🇺 is the world's wealthiest nation by GDP per capita.

Gross Domestic Product (GDP) is used to evaluate the economic prosperity of nations and their citizens globally…

With a population of barely 654,768 people….

With the way African love money, and Luxembourg being a Schengen member infact Schengen originated from Luxembourg 🇱🇺….

Here’s my question??
Why is the population low??
Could it be they are systematically selective ??

What is the diversity in Luxembourg like??
In the last 4months I have received nearly 200 enquiries since people watched my video about Luxembourg 🇱🇺, most times you fact check these details before embarking on the journey….

CRITICALLY THINK BEFORE AND ANALYZE BEFORE STARTING A JOURNEY…..

23/04/2024

Spain 🇪🇸 is an amazing Country but heavily Overlooked and Underrated….i currently rank Spain 🇪🇸 In my opinion 4th best country for Immigration flexibility…..because no matter how you take enter you go see somewhere take start…..

Spanish Passport Ranks Top Number on passport index with access to194 countries

Spain is Schengen and NATO member

Currency 💴 is Euro 💶

Low tuition fees for international students

Flexible Immigration Policies

Lots of job opportunities….

Ranks Top at the world Passport Index.

Study and work opportunities for students
They also grant aduro(I don’t encourage this and will never do but what works for Mr A can’t work for Mr 😎

ONE OF EUROPES Best TOURIST DESTINATIONS….

Ibiza
Mallorca
Malaga
Tenerife
Alicante
Barcelona
Madrid
Seville
Valencia………

Minimum wage isn’t the best as Spain has been marred by Political and some economical crisis in recent years but they are on there way back Up….

If you see an opportunity to move to Spain take it with both hands and make the best out of it…..

Spain 🇪🇸 can certainly be your Starting Point in Europe…..

GREAT WEATHER
GOOD FOOD
VERY SAFE
LOADS OF OPPORTUNITIES

TE AMO ESPANOL
MUCHAS GRACIAS ESPANOL….

Don’t forget to Learn the Beautiful Spanish Language….

My second best language after Igbo language……

about schools in Spain 🇪🇸, Watch YouTube videos search
studying in Spain as a Nigerian international student…

Check out Nairaland blog for updates….

Do It Yourself…..is what we preach…….

19/04/2024

Best and affordable countries for beginners:

1. Italy
2. Portugal
3. Poland
4. Czech Republic
5. Spain
6. Mauritius
7. South Korea
8. Sweden
9. Lithuania
10. Romania
11. Austria
12. Finland

19/04/2024

Why have you NOT gotten your ‘international’ passport?

19/04/2024

Africans lose over $600,000 daily to travel agents
(1)Pls bew@re of online travel agents u don’t know.
(2) stop giving ur inter’nal passports to travel agents u don’t know!

18/04/2024

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! 🎉 Jonn Sesugh, Onyin Jerry

16/04/2024

Apart from The United Kingdom 🇬🇧 and Ireland 🇮🇪, when you hear me talk about the best European 🇪🇺 Countries that you should migrate to and have better opportunity of making it,know that I am referring to The Schengen Member Countries.

This should be your target if you want to relocate to Europe. Any other thing outside this might result to a long journey if you are not sharp !

15/04/2024

WAHALA...

15/04/2024

Person go Law School, she come give Testimony for your Church, you publicly call her a liar. Ok, she don bring evidence now, your eyes don clear. Na monumental disgrace you give her. Oya come Apologize to her now, you dey form say Day norva break for your side

Pastor Paul Enenche MUSTO APOLOGIZE TO HER PUBLICLY THE WAY HE DISGRACE HER PUBLICLY...

14/04/2024

If your girlfriend picks a call and start pressing the volume buttons, my brother please your deputy has called😁😁