Big Ern’s Starlite Tours

23/11/2021

Miss Madame J! I’ve had a crush on her since the 1937 Flood.

29/10/2021

Gonna miss my favorite Clownies a lot!
Come out to The Blood River Saturday or Sunday for our last weekend in 2021!

07/10/2021

Witness the supreme oddity, survive the terror at The Blood River while you can! Open 7PM - Midnight (Friday-Sunday)
Haunted Maze, Bus Tour, Concessions, and classic horror movies! Stop by for a terrifying delight!

03/10/2021

I won’t be operating the Starlight Bus Tours tonight to see Lou Lou Belle due to the weather. I was about to go shopping for some Super Swampers for the Porky Chop Express if we were going to be open tonight.

26/09/2021

Louisville might have Louder Than Life, but The Blood River has something louder, and that’s Lou Lou Belle,
The River Monster!
I’ll be taking tours around the River all night in the Ole Porky Chop Express.

20/09/2021

20/09/2021

They must be feeding Lou Lou Belle bus loads of food!

13/09/2021

I gotta get the Porky Chop Express ready for action!

10/09/2021

Looks like the show is about to go on! Only a few days till showtime!

04/09/2021

I’ve seen some crazy things as a Riverboat Captain in my time, but this might top it all!!

Opening soon!

18/08/2021

You never know Zombie Ric flair may make an appearance at The Blood River he does like blood!

04/08/2021

What in the hell have I gotten involved with?

31/07/2021

What’s one of your favorite Captains?
I’ll go first.

Only 55 days till I set out on the Porky Chop Express and tour The Blood River!!

~Cpn Big Ern

15/07/2021

Being a Captain isn’t always easy but it has its moments!

15/07/2021

Gearing up for the Blood River tours! Got some new fancy seats put in the bus!