Cardiff Bust

06/08/2020

***service announcement*** We
At Cardiff Bust are going to to inject a bit of fun into our journeys. Every bus will have ‘The Tweets’ song ‘Birdie Song’playing, when song says ‘da dadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada
Adadddddddddddaddddddddddddddaddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaadadaaaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Adadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa’ riders will be expectedto swap their face mask with the nearest customer... last one gets kicked off the bus.... Good luck!

31/05/2020

***Customer Notice***
Can any customer near City road pass Phil the driver on bus number 1 heading inbound a bag of ice... his balls are stuck to his bus seat and he’s worried about having to have a skin graft.... again... Thanks

28/11/2019

***Service update***
Apologies but due to a Dave’s bad hair day the number 49 bus is running slightly behind schedule by 53 minutes. Dave we know you’ve got premature balding but scribbling on your head with a bic every morning is not the way forward, wear a hat for Christ’s sake! Sorry for any inconvenience caused

28/11/2019

***Lost property***
Anyone lost an iPhone 8 this morning? Found on the 35 bus. Tracey from the kitchen has had a look through your photos for a clue to it’s owner and says he has balls like a mountain goat, needs a few hours of manscaping and stores his bananas in a very questionable way, very unhygienic. Give us a shout if this is yours or at least lend us a charger to finish our game of candy crush.

26/11/2019

***Customer notice***
Please note that food and drink is prohibited on any vehicle apart from Cadbury’s chocolate fingers cos everyone loves a cheeky finger 👈🏽

26/11/2019

***Customer request***
Has anybody got a spare rats cage we can borrow? We’ve found a nest on the number 19 and they’re cuddly buggers. I suppose that explains the cheese smell this morning? Sorry for any inconvenience caused

23/11/2019

***Customer request***
Can whoever keeps licking the windows of X45 stop doing it! We had ants in it last summer, you’ll have a belly full! You’re not an amphibian. Sorry for any inconvenience caused.

22/11/2019

***Customer Alert***
Did you leave a Tesco bag on the number 44 yesterday? The bag contained 3 bags of pickled onion monster munch, a pair of XXL men’s cycle shorts with a hole in the crotch and what looks like a small resealable bag containing some kind of hedge clippings. The bag is ready to be retrieved at lost property but I’ll be honest, The hedge clipping were too pungent to keep in the office so Dave said he’d burn them for us, the lads in the kitchen have necked two and a half of your ‘grab bags’ and Margaret from customer liaisons has had her head in your shorts, the daft bitch. The bags still here to be collected though they’re 5p in Tescos! Scandalous!

22/11/2019

***Customer request***
Mark, the driver of the number 6 has asked if all passengers can open the windows as it smells like someone’s bathed in Gorgonzola cheese this morning. He said he knows it’s ‘fish Fridays’ in Spoons but that stench is rank. Anyway back to my crossword, anyone know what 4 down is? 7 letters and the clue is ‘Venetian transport’?

21/11/2019

21/11/2019

***Service Announcement***
We are experiencing increased customer demand this morning so please could we request those with ninja-like balance consider sitting on the roof of the bus rather than playing a game ‘sweat-box sardines’ on board. We will be trialing seatless busses in the new year to allow us to carry 432 passengers 13 bikes and 32 wheelchair users on one journey, the height of comfort and customer care. Stay tuned.

18/11/2019

****Service update***
There are s**t loads of leaves on Newport road, expect delays tomorrow you lot are fu**ed. Sorry for any inconvenience caused.

18/11/2019

***Service Update***
Stu has asked for all customers boarding the x45 today to ‘shut the f**k up’ today after a heavy night last night in Steinbeck. According to Stu anyone ‘shouting s**t can drive the bus them-f**king selves’. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause

17/11/2019

****Service update***
Frankie will be riding the 30 route to offer advice and tips to improve your journey, here she is below offering a bit of constructive feedback.
Frankie has a GNVQ in customer relations and has been offering her unique advice for us for the last 6 years. If you see Frankie say ‘Hi’.

https://youtu.be/BJE5YIyWTk0

17/11/2019

***Customer Update***
Bus number 6 is unable to stop at Dumfries place due to someone doing a poo. We’re sorry for any inconvenience caused and as soon as Sandra retrieves said poo we will resume the ‘drop off’.

17/11/2019

Good morning we’re pretending we give a s**t by offering generic traffic updates that can be found on google. I’m meeting big Big Frank and Stu at the pub around 7, so I’ll be ‘about’ til then