Shrek & Ted’s Excellent Adventures

29/03/2023

Our final bar in NZ. To say it has been epic would not give this place justice.
Great scenery, great people and a must do for any travelers.
To do this with my brother from another mother has been just amazing. Look out Australia - we are coming home. 🦘🍻🍻🥃

29/03/2023

Last day in NZ. Been a great trip even though it did take 4 years to get here.
Home bound tomorrow.

29/03/2023

Shrek & Ted’s last few nights in NZ.

28/03/2023

I think we’re turning Japanese.

28/03/2023

T Bear found himself trapped in an elevator. He made the most of it though.

28/03/2023

Awesome flight around the Alps.

27/03/2023

Day 8 started with 18 holes of golf where Teddy proved he can whack a little ball into the hole just as good as putting a bowl down and changing 5 down to 1 up in tgd Grand Final.
The day ended up drinking beers on a floating bar.

27/03/2023

Fu***ng love this man, my brother from a different mother. My liver is fu**ed but my heart is 100%

27/03/2023

So Shrek Dog out drove a plane today. Pity he lost overall .

27/03/2023

So it appears that we have had an effect on ‘our local’ 4 out of 5 are now unavailable. Hope to yell bingo at some time tonight.

25/03/2023

This is the only animal that Paul has managed to catch - so far.

25/03/2023

Representing the NBBC with love & pride. A goal 31 years in the making fulfilled.

25/03/2023

Paul Arscott has been a very bad influence on me.

25/03/2023

Shrek & Ted have been like this for the past 4 days.

24/03/2023

Beautiful accommodation, beds a bit hard but staff always looking after us.

24/03/2023

Morning beers after mad shrek dog done his bungy jump. Mad fu**er

24/03/2023

Another huge day for shrek and Ted. Skippers jet boating through the shot over. Left a little poo on the bus trip in and out. Ice bar to cool off and humiliated the locals at the bowls club. All washed down with some hoppy drinks.

24/03/2023

23/03/2023

Looks like lemonade, is lemonade but an alcoholic lemonade. Hair of the dog day 4th night in a row

23/03/2023

Fantastic fun today. Although the Luge hurt the ol pill bag a few times.

22/03/2023

Someone has to do do it.

22/03/2023

The next drink (and last tap beer) is Stella.

22/03/2023

On the black s**t at Pog's Shrek & Ted’s Excellent Adventures favourite Irish pub

21/03/2023

The world tour takes us to the Milford Sound today. Massive day of travel, scenery and then a night full of laughs and the odd beer.

21/03/2023

The view from our dining table tonight. Snow capped mountains. Brilliant view.

21/03/2023

Random fu**er in background wanting to be part of the gang

21/03/2023

2 good looking roosters.

21/03/2023

Some call it snow but we think it is camouflage so the sheep can hide

20/03/2023

Night is but young.

20/03/2023

Come to sunny NZ, it’ll be fun they said,Pigs arse.

19/03/2023

2 Brothers on a mission, tear NZ a new one. Waiting at the boarding gate a bit disappointed there are no bars open. What sort of Airport is this. At least duty free was kind to us.

17/03/2023

15/03/2023

So the countdown is on in earnest now.
Planning commenced in September 2019 and since then we have tried on 3 occasions to get over the ditch.

My brother from another mother and I will keep you updated as we try to fit as much excitement, exhilaration and the odd beer into 10 days.

We know we won’t come back the same, we will be better.

Look out NZ - you won’t know what hit you.