Wacky America

25/12/2024

Merry Christmas from the North Georgia Mountains! Merry Christmas!

15/12/2024

It’s a beautiful crisp evening in Georgia. We’ve got a hot fire inside. It’s a wonderful time of year. Merry Christmas to all!

11/12/2024

Found this rusty old knight near Homer, Georgia.

28/11/2024

Wonder what we’re having for Thanksgiving? My son caught this yesterday on Lake Martin in Alabama. And nope, he’s not sharing.

23/11/2024

29/10/2024

I’m from A..La..Bama! Hahaha!

24/10/2024

THINGS YOU NEED TO TEACH YOUR NORTHERN FRIENDS WHEN THEY MOVE TO THE SOUTH!

1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one’s seen before.
4. If it grows, it’ll stick ya. If it crawls, it’ll bite cha.
5. Onced and Twiced are words.
6. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
7. Jawl-P? means: Did you all go to the bathroom?
8. People actually grow, eat, and like okra.
9. Fixinto is one word. It means I’m going to do something soon…. Maybe.
10. There is no such thing as lunch. There’s dinner and then there’s supper.
11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you’re two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.
12. Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.
13. The word jeet is actually a question meaning, ‘Did you eat?’
14. You don’t have to wear a watch, because it don’t matter what time it is, you work ‘til you’re done or it’s too dark to see.
15. You don’t PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
16. Y’all is singular. All Y’all is plural.
17. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
18. You carry jumper cables in your car for your OWN car.
19. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Cajun seasoning, Tabasco, mustard, and ketchup.
20. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, motorsports, and gossip.
21. Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss (first name), or Mr (first name)
22. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
23. You know what a hissy fit is..
24. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
25. We don’t need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!
26. While driving, everyone lifts a finger off the steering wheel in a sort of mini wave when meeting another vehicle. And if it’s someone you know, you stop to ask “how’s the weather?”
AND one more:
27. Why did the chicken cross the road? To show that stupid possum that it CAN be done!’

24/09/2024

This was originally posted by the Michael Berry Show. I’m not so sure about depending on Florida Contractors and Florida Man to defend the Great State of Florida. Your thoughts?

08/07/2024

Found this working pay phone at a convenience store 99 miles outside of Charlottesville, VA — the last one of these I personally saw was in Brooksville, FL a few years ago.

01/04/2024

Tomorrow is April 1st, April Fools— here are the most revered April Fool’s jokes ever played… https://www.wackyexplorer.com/historys-biggest-april-fools-pranks-ever/

31/03/2024

On this day in 1890, this giant Capercaillie was shot by Lord Breadalbraine. Rumored to be one of the heaviest avians that ever existed, it fed a local school for nearly a week.

02/01/2024

No. I’m not an Alabama fan. But found this interesting as I was watching Alabama and Michigan tonight. Did you know? In 1926 Alabama played the University of Washington Huskies in yes….. the Rose Bowl!! The Star of the game was a kid from Dothan, Alabama named Johnny Mack Brown, an All-American running back for the University of Alabama who was lauded for his efforts in a stunning upset of the heavily favored Huskies. However, Johnny Mack Brown never returned home. A Hollywood director, King Vidor, recruited Brown to take a screen test and Brown went on to a successful career as an actor in film and television.

01/01/2024

John Tyler, America’s 10th President, was born in 1790 just after the American Revolution. He has a living grandson. Yep, we said grandson.

John Tyler's son Lyon Gardiner Tyler Sr. was born in August 1853, when the former president was 63 years old. Then His son Harrison Ruffin Tyler was born in November 1928, when his father was 75 years young. Harrison is now 95 and living in a nursing home. He is also a descendant of Pocahontas! Wild isn’t it?

01/01/2024

Athens, Georgia- year unknown?

19/12/2023

This was originally posted in a travel trailer group. Why would you do this?

14/12/2023

Seen in the Panhandle of Florida.

12/12/2023

A friend of mine shared this new Florida map today. Thought I’d pass it along. Lol - so true so true.