The Escape Plans

22/12/2024

Randy lay there like a slug it was his only defense

21/12/2024

THE Plaisance of Atiantic City is the Boardwalk, but, in winter time, on pleasant days, and in summer, when the Boardwalk is literally full of humanity, so full, indeed, that the crowd surges over on the side,
then it is that the Strand, either from choice or necessity, becomes an equally popular promenade. Up on the Boardwalk or down on the Strand the visitor may pass many delightful, dreamy hours.
The long stretch of sandy beach and the roar of the surf may be uninteresting to some upon a gloomy day, but when the sun is shining all dreariness disappears, the ocean sparkles like a huge diamond, and groups of people wander along the Strand or scoop out convenient hollows, in which they lie for hours, enjoying the warm sun-bath and inhaling ozone every breath.
Bevies of girls, dressed in dainty costumes,
are scattered about on the sand, and ripples of laughter come to one’s ears from every side.
Far out upon the horizon a
faint trace of smoke may be seen ascending from a passing steamer, while above the horizon and sometimes just beyond the surf the white wings of swift-sailing yachts or other craft lend a charm and a motion to the scene.
Nothing could add
to the quiet beauty of this scene or heighten the pleasure of those for whom it is created.
From morning until evening the beach is a perfect paradise
for children.
The youngsters take to digging in the sand and
paddling in the water by natural instinct, having unlimited opportunities for both. Every day they throw up fortifications, build mounds and excavate subterranean caverns, and every night the tide washes away all of their labor and leaves a soft. smooth surface for another day’s toil.

21/12/2024

17/12/2024

We’re in the holiday spirit after a full weekend vending and ! It was a lot of fun meeting so many talented artists and seeing their incredible work, but nothing makes us happier than meeting our followers. It was so great to meet some of our longtime followers. It means so much to us that our silly jokes and shirts bring joy to even one person. Thank you for your continued support. We love what we do, and we love sharing it with all of you. Have the happiest holiday season!We’re looking forward to creating even more in 2025!

15/12/2024

Today!!
TennAveAC Tinseltown Market
Sunday, 12/15
12-4pm

15/12/2024

“I’m sorry but I have had it! I have never heard of such a Christmas! S*x... and drugs... an-an-and women being set on fire”.

13/12/2024

3 of these maroon lace-up Sky Rats hoodies will be available in-person this weekend! Get yours and a ton of other exclusive hand screen-printed merch at our booths during:
Noyes Arts Garage Christmas Market and Gingerbread Village
Saturday, 12/14, 12-5pm

AND
TennAveAC Tinseltown Market
Sunday, 12/15, 12-4pm

11/12/2024

By too much fun, we obviously mean too much to drink. But, when .vain creates 5 cocktails, it’s disrespectful not to try them all.

We’ll be dreaming of spicy pickle pizza while everyone else is having visions of sugarplum fairies.

Thanks to for making the holidays a special brand of magical. Their events are the best in the biz.

09/12/2024

Saturday 12/14!!!
Atlantic City
2200 Fairmount Ave, Atlantic City, NJ 08401

08/12/2024

“That’s all part of the experience, honey”

07/12/2024

These kids

07/12/2024

“I never liked a girl well enough to give her twelve sharp knives.” Frank Cross

05/12/2024

🎄🎉 Get into the holiday spirit in Atlantic City! 🎅

✨ Tinseltown Market | 11/30 & 12/15, 12-4pm
✨ Holiday Market & Gingerbread Village | 12/14-15, 12-5pm
✨ Ugly Sweater Jitney Tour | 12/7, 6-10pm
✨ Deck the Hall: Festival of Trees | 12/12-1/31
✨ Santa’s Hideaway Adventure at Ocean Casino | Mon-Fri, 4-9pm; Sat, 11-9pm
✨ City of AC Winter Wonderland Parade | 12/7, 11am
✨ Tree Lightings | 12/6-12/7

Plus, brunch with Santa, festive cocktails, and more! 🌟 Plan your visit and enjoy the magic of AC this holiday season.

04/12/2024

Throwing it back to one of our very first designs—this classic Atlantic City-inspired hoodie says it all: Drink, Gamble, Repeat. While it may be a joke, we can’t deny there’s something special about our favorite vice city. Designed with love and printed on a cozy 80/20 cotton-poly blend, it’s perfect for any AC fan. ✨

Catch this hoodie on deep discount at our upcoming events:
🎄 Noyes Holiday Market & Gingerbread Village
Saturday, 12/14, and Sunday, 12/15 | 12-5pm

🎄 Sunday, 12/15 | 12-4pm

Don’t miss out—see you there!

03/12/2024

Looking for the *perfect* Christmas gift for an Atlantic City aficionado? Imagine their surprise (and laughter) when they unwrap this cheeky tribute to the city’s wild past. Our RP Lounge shirt is a playful nod to the infamous Role Play Lounge, one of the most notorious swingers clubs in Atlantic City during the 2010s. This shirt is a *must-have* for those who remember the city’s wilder side, before the space was transformed into the much more wholesome Good Dog Bar (which sadly closed in August 2024).

At just $25, it’s an easy way to bring a little bit of that spicy nostalgia back to the holidays.

- 4.2oz 100% ringspun airlume cotton
- Shoulder taping, side-seamed, unisex sizing, retail fit, pre-shrunk

Pre-order now, before it’s too late!

01/12/2024

“I’m going back to bed. When he gets here, don’t wake me.” The Great and Powerful Anthony Soprano

30/11/2024

Round 2!

Small Biz Saturday Night Market
Saturday, 11/30
6-10pm

30/11/2024

Just about a year ago, we decided to make our own t-shirts. Somehow. With this. 360 days and a several hundred shirts later, we’re still growing. Almost every dollar we make is reinvested into better equipment, higher-quality blanks, or put back into the city of Atlantic City.

We continue to make connections and build on our dream. All we’ve ever wanted to do is share the story of Atlantic City and prove that it doesn’t suck. We love our chosen family here. We love the magic of this place. The people, the businesses, the beach, and the boardwalk never seem to get old. Thank you for being a part of it, too.