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Little Alpena makes National News!😳The family attends church regularly and both kids active in youth group. Jesus has pl...
16/05/2023

Little Alpena makes National News!😳

The family attends church regularly and both kids active in youth group. Jesus has plans for them I think!❤️

Authorities in Alpena County, Michigan, say an 8-year-old girl was almost kidnapped out of her backyard until her brother grabbed a slingshot and hit the 17-...

31/12/2020
People in NE Michigan like guns. Another reason to visit the other side of the state, not here..
05/10/2020

People in NE Michigan like guns. Another reason to visit the other side of the state, not here..

Recently discovered...
12/07/2020

Recently discovered...

These are the cars we all drive up here.
12/07/2020

These are the cars we all drive up here.

Boats are sinking all the time in Thunder Bay. Stay away... scary.
11/07/2020

Boats are sinking all the time in Thunder Bay. Stay away... scary.

11/07/2020

NE Michigan Anti- Tourism: We're holding our own here with COVID cases. We watch in horror as the rest of the country spikes and wonder how long before it makes its way here.

But just in case you were planning on vacationing or boating on our rivers and lakes and lands this summer, I do want to warn you that red ants and bedbugs have infested hotels/motels and all of the resorts and campgrounds across the area due to a wetter than usual spring. Mountain lions have eaten domesticated animals and some smaller people. The poison ivy has overtaken all other vegetation. We have had bear sightings at every park and in town.
Porcupines are "stabbing" small children should they dare to enter the forest. Skunks have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local roads in packs. Murder hornets!?! We’ve got SH*TLOADS of murder hornets. And I’m pretty sure all private tiger owners have released them into the marshes and islands of our territory. Head lice now have wings and fly... right beside giant bats.

And don’t forget swimmers itch running rampant.

So stay where you are, in your own province, state or county where it's safe!
Seriously, PLEASE DO NOT COME HERE... ✋🏼 🤗 😂😂😂

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11/07/2020

Welcome to the NE Michigan Anti-Tourism Bureau. Our mission is to tell you how much it sucks here, and why you shouldn’t come visit.

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