10/10/2022
Bratislava, Slovakia
I knew very little about Bratislava when we selected it as a city to visit that we had never been to. Quick google search to firstly find it, then how to get there and then what’s there. So Bratislava was a real unknown, we just heard it was a scenic place to visit.
I think if we had gone to Bratislava at the start of our six week trip I think we would have raved about it, but because we had seen lots of town squares, churches, castles, city walls and fortifications, palaces, restaurants, coffee shops, statues, memorials, town halls, arches, gates, …… the list goes on, then Bratislava has all that but does not do it better, but does it at least as well as all the other places. Bratislava has everything, it has history, war history, it has local cuisine, it has nice local wine and local beer, a great public transport system, it has the Danube River, so there are lots and lots of good reasons to go there - but it offers nothing different to many other medieval European cities.
The old town is the tourist hotspot - actually, there was something different there, there was a movie scene being shot in the town square, it looked to be a period piece set probably WW2 as it has some military uniforms - no I was not discovered, stardom still awaits!!
Two splendid and majestic buildings in Bratislava are the Presidential Palace and the Pink Palace, …., which really is pink. There are churches of course in old town, but one church caught my eye as being a little different just outside the old town and that church is the Blue Church, why is it called the Blue Church you ask - because it is blue!!!
Then there is the imposing Bratislava Castle which is built on a hill overlooking Old Town. The walk from old town up to the castle is a bit of an uphill slog but once up there the views are very good over the city and the Danube. If walking is not your thing then lots of local busses or taxis are available to take you to the castle.
The one and only city gate still surviving, Micheal’s Gate, was clad with scaffolding of course, and you could not see it at all - I am sure someone is making a lot of money in Europe recommending that all the tourist attractions much be covered in scaffolding!!!
Bratislava is the capital and largest city in Slovakia, it was not overrun with tourists, in fact most of the tourists seemed to be European based.
Bratislava likes it statues of a strange nature, with random statues throughout old town, the most popular was the ‘guy coming out of the manhole’!!! I was surprised at the tourists of any age and s*x who got down on the pavement to have their photo with this guy - if any city wants to be popular with the tourists just make random statues to entertain them.
Speaking of strange, the bridge from Bratislava across the Danube has not only a strange name, Most Slovenskeho Narodneho Povstania, told it was strange, it means ‘Bridge of the Slovak uprising’, but also, what looks like a UFO crashed into it. The UFO thing is actually an observation deck and a restaurant, but it looks like the Jupiter 2 from the 1960’s Lost in Space TV series!!!
I love little facts like this, the bridge is also, …… wait for it, ….. ‘the worlds longest bridge to have one pylon and one cable-stayed plane’ , what ever that means - so if the question comes up on The Chase, you will be all over it and grinning like a smarty pants!!!!!
I did enjoy walking along the Danube riverbank, the walkway stretches for many kilometres and you get to see some beautiful river cruise ships along its bank - a European River cruise is on our to do list. Whilst walking along the river bank, we encountered several bike/cruise trips and had to dodge around these wayward clumsy bike riders (we were never that awkward on our bike/barge were we!!!) - so annoying.
I can recommend a very good traditional Slovakian restaurant up near the Presidential Palace called Slovakian Pub - the food was very good and well priced (unlike the Slovakian restaurants in the main square).
Thus six weeks have flown by and we are heading home. This short trip was like dipping our toe in to see how cold the water was - we dipped our toe into the travel world again, and you know what it’s pretty good.
Next year lots more travel, with several areas of Australia to be explored before we head back to Europe and go looking for more places we have never been to.
Thank you for coming along and we will see you soon. 🥂🙏💙