Rulers of the Planet and Titles given:
**DOUGLAS McCLURKIN, King Doug, I, and Knightly Doug, a/k/a "Bwana" and "Your Hineyass", Great Mystic Leader, full authority to assign titles and/or positions and/or promote travelers to any position needed (temporary or permanent) when the Queen is unavailable.
**MARTHA VARNER PHILLIPS, Queen Dancing Creek of the Divine Order of the Ya Ya Sisterhood of Ura**
s (a/k/a The Muscadine Bandit) responsible for supplies. Fondly referred to as "Queenie" and "Your Hineyass
**GARY WAYNE GATHRIGHT, Count Urass President, and Knightly Buttsmoker, in charge of food and has full authority on Earth and on Ura**s.
**LISA BOYD, Charter Member and Mayor. Lisa has been looking into a Movie Theatre and a Sonic, with chocobutt shakes, for Ura**s.
**MARY MARGARET RUSSELL, (a/k/a MM), Countess Hyea**s or Laughing One, Office of Urnamus, responsible for naming all new trippers as they are brought aboard???. Countess, a/k/a Old Yeller/Sniffer, ass ists our Head of Security, Princess Singing Cloud (Pepper), as back up to sniff out lost chocolate/f***s bullets. If Countess chooses she may laugh the ass off of those not keeping the piece/peace.
**PEPPER GATHRIGHT PIETROWSKI, Countess Singing Cloud. Head of security and in charge of bullets.
**KATHY SCHIEBE LEGGITT, Princess KY of the Crevices, in charge of drugs and ointments (medical supplies) and in keeping the butts greased (pewwwww yuk! As a Midwife/Nurse Practitioner ass isting medically in many areas of Youra**s, Somea**s, and Who's a**s.
*Medical Malpractice coverage was sought to cover males over the age of 28 days and the partner of female patients having an STD!!!! Needs to be finalized.
**BILLY WILKES, Knight Underwaretaker, Head Coroner, responsible for disposing of dead thangs, hauling dead ass, tired ass and hauling ass and then planting said ass somewhere other than Ura**s by the following methods, OOB or out of body experience, OOW or out of this world experience, and TTIAD or throw them into another dimension experience.
**JOHN MICHAEL MCCAULEY, Count YourBenefits, Responsible for health insurance coverage for "trippers" and medical malpractise coverage for medical personnel.
**GEORGEANN JENKINS BOATRIGHT, Princess Pooting Gas or Stinks, who is to be vigorous in bilabial frigatives (pooting/farting) hers and others. Holds the position of Scribe and/or Reporter and in charge of reporting and covering Ura**s
**DARA SAPP BENNETT, Princess Skunkette, in charge of Scentsus Taking
**BETSY ANN COFFEY, Princess Blinda**s, Wardrobe and Fashion Mistress of Ura**s in charge of CU: Cover Ura**s and seeking tiaras for Ura**s.
**ROBIN SMITH OWENS, Princess Smarta**s, in charge of finding the truth about the lying of ura**s, the truth puller. Also a/k/a Old Yeller/Sniffer, holder of the position, "Deputy in Arms", to ass ist our Head of Security, Princess Singing Cloud, with sniffing out lost chocolate/f***s bullets. Princess Hyea**s or "Laughing One" is backup "Sniffer" and may also, if she chooses, laugh the ass off of those not keeping the piece/peace.
**SANDY MILLER BENNETT, Countess Sweettooth, in charge of the finding the sweets that ura**s holds.
**JAMES GULLETT, Count Gigabytes, I T Guy, in charge of all things technical in the world of ura**s.
**GWEN GULLETT, Countess Cajunass, Provider of crabs and crawdads.
**JAKEETA C. LEGGE, Princess Naked As a Jaybird, in charge of streakers.
**MAX HILL, Knight Maxa**s, of the Hill Clan, Battler of Evil and Slayer of all the Evil veggies,(i.e. brussel sprouts, etc.) for Uranians to feel and sleep safer knowing he is on board.
**KAREN LEMMONS LOCHEMES, Princess Sweetpucker, responsibile for having the voice of reality and fravility (who the hell knows what that word means). In charge of nothing, your life on Ura**s is free and easy, you are allowed to come and go as you please, (NO duties, = NO worries). Also, in charge of lemonaide stands and refreshments when she desires.
**VICKEY MINTON ALLEN, Chief Princess Teachass, (of the chocolate whip). In charge of making sure all chocolate and whipping is done so and used so properly. Also, charged with receiving the single men and logging all their stats when boarding, to share with the other princesses of Ura**s. Making sure that Queenie is so informed on all said single servants and brought forth for her inspection (and to do with as she sees fit, (Please no snickering and finger pointing as we lose so many to that).
**KIM STAGGS, Countess Sleepdprived, in charge of lodging and hotels. NATIONAL ANTHEM:
"A**s of Ura**s" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeUMpAy1N...
NATIONAL POEM:
by Gary Wayne Gathright conveys the thoughts of most all members
*One night as I lay in my bed all I could think about was Ura**s. It had been only a week since I was last on Ura**s but to me it seemed like months. Yes, I'm addicted to Ura**s. The only times that I've smiled lately is when I fantasize about Ura**s. I will return for another extended stay as soon as I can get the money so that I can stay a few days on Ura**s. Just know that until I'm able that Ura**s is all that I think and dream about. Missing you now, Gary
FUN SONG AND DANCE:
"Ring around Ura**s" (suggested, by MM, Countess Hyea**s or Laughing One)
THINGS OF URANUS:
*Bullets and other things are made of chocolate on Ura**s, that is chocolate being p**p. Pepper Gathright Pietrowski, Princess Singing Cloud, Head of Security declares: "My bullets are not really made of chocolate", and "I've just invented a bullet that I think is f***s friendly. I should ever shoot and the giggling fool escapes me... we can use a member that we can nickname, Old Yeller (sniffer) and they can sniff them out. I'll call that position my deputy in arms. Per Knightly Prez Doug, "Please count your bullets at the first of each month so that we can make sure of inventory, so in case of a breakout on ura**s we will be prepaired."
*HEAR YE HEAR YE ALL OF THE UPON URANUS IT IS SO STATED ON THIS DAY OF THE 4TH DAY OF OCTANUS 2011
By Doug, Knightly Prez Doug, That all bodies, upon entering the rim of ura**s will be restored to the shape, size, and all enjoyable states that were bestowed upon us in our teenage years, let it be so, because of the gravitational pull of ura**s, you will enjoy a more youthful look and taughtness while on Ura**s. By Pepper, Countess Singing Cloud: Now on the runway is the 2012 Ura**s attire, presented and accepted on this day. The glass bubble is for those who throw up if they inhale fellow misfit's farts... tested and approved by #13
(see AstroDog under photos. Also, AstroDog is a new resident and our Ura**s Mascot (see pic of attire/mascot under photos)
OTHER:
Posted by Charles W. Donaldson, Jr." I have a friend who wrote a song which began with the first verse. The song was titled "Children of Ura**s". I borrowed his first verse the rest is me. And I'm actually referring to the planet." We are the children of Ura**s and we don't go to school
We love and sing together because that's our rule
Today we make believe that life is just a dream
Tomorrow from our sleeves comes a scoop of ice cream. SAYINGS OF URANUS:
**Ya Ya!
**Love to all . . . Ura**s, The Place To Be!!!!!!!!!!!! In Agreement: **"Butta**s" "Butta**s"
Bwana Douglas, Great Mystic Leader
Bringing up the rear has new meaning on Ura**s. Abbreviations used by Coroner: OOB, out of body experience, OOW, out of this world experience, and TTIAD, throw them into another dimension experience. DIVINE ORDER OF THE YA YA's:
As a member of the Divine Order of the Ya Ya Sisterhood of Ura**s, I am most certifiably crazy as I begin to orbit Ura**s in order to land and I began to utter the following: Come on, Hurry up! These are the headdresses....of the queens that... have gone before us. They come from Indian holy grounds......the jungles of the ancients......prairies of the Norwegians......and the forests of the mighty Amazons. The royal crowns of our people. This is the blood of our people. The wolf people......the alligator people......the Mars people, the Venus people, and the moon women......from which we gain our strengths to rule all worlds, Ura**s being the first. It's okay, it's just chocolate. Legge, I declare you......Princess Naked As a Jaybird. # # # # # # # # #, I crown you Duchess Soaring Hawk. Pepper Gathright Pietrowski, I crown you Countess Singing Cloud. And l, Martha Varner Phillips, am hereby and forever......Queen Dancing Creek. But wait. I don't think we should cut ourselves with that knife. Let there be Silence! We are the flames of the fires, the whirling of the winds. We are the waters of the rains and the rivers and the oceans. We are the rocks and the stones. And now, by the power invested in me, I declare......we are the mighty Ya-Ya priestesses of Ura**s. Let no man put us under. Now our blood flows through each other as it's done for all eternity. Loyal forever...We raise our voices in the words of mumbo gumbo.- Ya-Ya! - Ya-Ya! Ura**s here we come!hereby and forever......Queen Dancing Creek. Ura**s here we come!
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Note: Need to find/research Jakeets responsibilities (in charge of)
Note: Duchess Port-a-Potty
Note: find a lawyer for ura**s....
