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we teach yoga retreats. equal parts yoga and fun. join the team.

09/01/2024

SOUTHERN PORTUGAL
June 23-29th, 2024
with &

6 nights at our favorite
more beaches and cute fishing villages to explore than you will have time for
delicious meals
seriously hot sun and the perfectly refreshing turquoise waters to cool off
daily practice to restore and reflect and ground in
meet great people (we get lucky with the loveliest guests)
wander the cobblestone streets
tons of excursions or keep it cool and calm on a blanket at the beach or poolside …
one of our absolute favorite trips
highly recommend taking a night or two in lisbon before or after
come with us!!
details on the site! this retreat sells out fast.
early bird rates if you book by March 1st!

09/11/2023

NYC FRIENDS 🗽Join YFBP long time teacher at Saturday December 9th 11-1pm for a workshop on THE INTEGRITY PRACTICE.

The word integrity can be defined as "an undivided or unbroken completeness" or "a state of being complete or whole". Yoga educator and life coach Jamie Lugo will guide you through this workshop focused on tapping into your wholeness.

This session incorporates yoga, meditation and deep inquiry to connect all aspects of our being.

Through honest reflection and embodiment practices, you'll learn tools to clear obstacles, overcome challenges and will leave feeling grounded and alive.

Link in bio or go visit for more info and to book your spot ⛱️

06/11/2023

one last spot in THIS shared room with a private indoor plunge ~ staying with another female guest for our upcoming retreat in Baja, Mexico December 6-11th with & ~ all details online yogaforbadpeople.com ~ DM us with questions or to secure this last spot 🌵

25/10/2023

What if the future is soft and revolution is so
kind that there is no end to us in sight.
Whole cities breathe and bad luck is bested by a promise to the leaves.
To withstand your own end is difficult.
The future frolics about, promised to no one, as is her right.
Rage against injustice makes the voice grow harsher yet.
If the future leaves without us, the silence that will follow will be an unspeakable nothing.
What if we convince her to stay?
How rare and beautiful it is that we exist.
What if we stun existence one more time?
When I wake up, get out of bed, my seven year old cousin
with her ruptured belly tags along.
Then follows my grandmother, aunts, my other cousins and the violent shape of their drinking water.
The earth remembers everything, our bodies are the color of the earth and we are nobodies.
Been born from so many apocalypses, what’s one more?
Love is still the only revenge. It grows each time the earth is set on fire.
But for what it’s worth, I’d do this again. Gamble on humanity one hundred times over
Commit to life unto life, as the trees fall and take us with them.
I’d follow love into extinction.

~ Aisha Saddiqa

19/10/2023

MENORCA, SPAIN 🌻
May 26 - June 1st, 2024
with & at the beautiful

~ an eco friendly, elevated in design Minorcan finca with the most incredible personal touches in each room. 🌾

Spend a week deepening your practice (yoga, meditation, pranayama and journaling daily) while eating locally sourced organic food (all meals included), relaxing by the pool, exploring the numerous grottos and hidden beaches around the island, and restoring and rejuvenating in this remote and luxurious farm house.

We are offering early bird pricing if you book by November 15th! A deposit holds your spot and we have very limited rooms!

DM us with any questions & all details on the site :
yogaforbadpeople.com 🌞

25/08/2022

Mexico Retreat is open for registration 🏹

December 7-12th, 2022
Baja, Mexico
with

all the classic makings of the original YFBP retreat 🍯

we hope you will join us for a 5 day getaway to deepen your practice in this remote retreat center, perfect for long savasanas, reflective nights under the stars, plenty of sunshine and ocean, and special ceremonies and meditations to widen the lens and clear the gunk.
🌞🐋🐟🌴🐚🌔✨🏄🏾‍♀️

23/07/2022

a week goes by too fast sometimes! joy-filled, potent, new friends, unforgettable moments, damn, we know its cheesy but its truly what goes down on retreat, especially when you have golden hearts and as your guides, and the impeccable Chantelle to guide the introspective balanced with the FUN. And most of all, its the entire crew who makes the whole thing keep working ~ truly everyone who comes on retreats just gets it, comes correct and shows up with the best vibe and open heart. Portugal just put the freakin cherry on top! Thank you to all who made it the best of the best! We love you! 🌴⛵️🇵🇹⛱🌅

22/07/2022

little vineyards everywhere 🍇
if you have been to portugal, then you know about the wine

19/07/2022

the myriad moments of joy on retreat ⛱

16/07/2022

24 hours till our first retreat back in our southern Portuguese paradise since “thou who shalt not be named” blocked us from travel 🤫 can’t wait to welcome all our guests for a week of yoga, meditation, deep conversations over brunch, hot sunshine & refreshing waters, sunset parties & long delicious dinners doused in humor & fun led by & at our precious oasis provided by ⛱ see you all soon ⛵️🏄🏽‍♀️☀️🌴

15/05/2022

last day to jump in 🐬
on the early bird special for our upcoming retreat on the
Aeolian island of Panarea in Sicily
September 18-25th with 🐬
prices go up 5/16
a deposit holds your spot 🐬
details on the site 🐬yogaforbadpeople.com

26/04/2022

land here this july 17-23rd with & of .telluride ⛱
we have added 2 spots to one of our favorite retreats in southern portugal, and this is just one of the many beaches you will visit.
Details on the site! Room can be a single or double 🌻🌻

03/04/2022

we plan to walk these streets with you this coming September 18-25th, 2022 for a week retreat on our favorite aeolian island, panarea 🌋 registration opens April 8th … DM for details or keep your eyes on the site : yogaforbadpeople.com

02/03/2022

2 more weeks to get our early bird special for this summer’s upcoming retreat in Portugal with & JULY 17-23rd, 2022 ~ details on the site! Special ends March 15th 🇵🇹⛱🌞🌺

15/02/2022

post yoga activities

15/02/2022

the retreat day we dream about

14/02/2022

our delicious brunch with our feet in the sand ~ food grown & cooked with love from our friends

13/02/2022

ready for first retreat of 2022
much thanks to our friends for making every year more special than ever 💋

11/02/2022

pre retreat retreat ⛱ …

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