13/08/2013
Unfortunately, we weren't invited to the Men's Roller Derby World Cup. Maybe next time!
Sealand's first roller derby team, currently rolling into action!
Unfortunately, we weren't invited to the Men's Roller Derby World Cup. Maybe next time!
Our men's national team is now accepting applications for coaching roles. Please message us with your coaching history and what you feel you'd bring to the team.
Alright, it's time to start thinking about that tournament coming up in November! We're totally going to be there, with a Men's Team Sealand! Who's in?
Prince Roy of Sealand aka Roy Bates (passed away 9th October 2012) Obituary
Born 1921 to Harry and Lilyan Bates, Roy was born to be an adventurer. The only surviving child of five siblings who all died as baby's or in early childhood. At the age of 15 he made his way to the Spanish civil war to join the international brigade seeking adventure, eventually returning to the UK...
Have you bought your tickets yet? http://www.croydonrollerderby.co.uk/events.html
Why aren't Team Sealand on this? Roller Derby top 5 nations poll? We should be like #4, at least! http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/YNXJV5H
Alright, y'all asked, and now we have delivered. Tickets not yet available, we'll tell you when they are. However, a small number will be on sale!
Who wants to see the poster for our next bout? 25 "likes" and it'll be posted! The sooner you "like," the sooner you shall see!
Trivia time! If you know the lyrics to the Sealand anthem, click "like." If you don't, comment. If you know why this question is funny, just post some sort of smiley face as a comment.
Let's see how many know!
So the paralympics are coming up. Anyone agree they should add wheelchair roller derby?
Alright, so why was the Principality of Sealand not represented in the Olympics? We should've been there last night!
So, we've had our first run last weekend, next up will be Croydon! Rumour has it, some people might be there to watch the bout...
Team Sealand Roller Derby's cover photo
Thanks to Portsmouth Roller Wenches for hosting us today :D
Who's ready for some roller derby tomorrow? Team Sealand's debut down in Portsmouth! Wish us luck!
Just came back from the Mens European Roller Derby Championship, I didn't know mens derby was this awesome! Hmm, maybe in the future...
Who here can make it to a Team Sealand bout? We'd love to see all your lovely faces down in Portsmouth!
Curious about when and who we'll be playing? Just want a cool poster of our bout schedule? Here you go!
enjoyed a great training session this evening, looking forward to the next one!
Tickets on sale!
Portsmouth Roller Wenches meet Team Sealand Roller Derby for the bout of the summer!
Alright, share this information with anyone who loves Sealand! We will be playing against Hull's Angels on the 11th of August! It is a closed bout, but scores will be available online.
The Team Sealand Royal Commission are pleased to announce that we have a third bout! Want to know when and where? Like this status, and you'll be the first to know when it goes public!
Saturday: derby day! Many TSRD skaters will be in action today in Neath skating against each other! Yes, part of the deal is that TSRD are not a skater's normal league. These skaters are still part of their various leagues, even when they're skating against each other!
Wish 'em all luck!
Two bouts on our schedule so far! Both in August, but we can't tell you when and where yet. Who's getting excited?
A bout contract has been signed for our first open bout! Curious about when and where? Better keep a close eye on us, we'll reveal it shortly!
Some people have asked for t-shirts, and they're on the way! We're making neckties for the coaching staff (at least those who like wearing ties). What other TSRD products would people like?
TSRD are full of surprises. Now we're setting up our coaching team, starting with Jon Evans and Matthew Heales! Make 'em welcome!
Team Sealand's alternate logo! What do you think? We think this will make great t-shirts, and would look great on a scoreboard from far away. This one's simple enough, the colours can be adjusted as needed. Tell me, which one do you prefer?
What's that? Did I hear you say that one logo is not enough? Here at Team Sealand, we agree. One logo for the shirts, another for the scoreboard. Something more subtle, more simple. Something that's just as recognizable, but would look great on a shirt. Do you want to see it?
The official logo for Team Sealand Roller Derby, as promised!
Who wants to see what the Team Sealand Roller Derby logo looks like? We've got one, and it's just for the derby team.
Well, when this status gets 20 likes, we'll reveal it! So, share with your friends and get the logo revealed!
Alright, Team Sealand have two bouts scheduled. We're getting a third lined up, then we'll be announcing our schedule. Watch this space for all the official dates!
Besides skaters, there's another group of those on wheels--the referees! The following people have volunteered to wear the zebra stripes for Sealand:
Terence Cronick
James Hayes
The Enforcer
Luke Mainwaring
Cliff Osborne
We have some NSOs, but a team can never have enough. Would YOU be willing to NSO one bout for Sealand?
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